Dearly beloved.

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called Orgimony. In particular, orgimony between one "And God Created Me" of this parish, and one "Poor Little Bastard" of the parish of London Zoo.

Now if anyone knows of any cause or just impediment why these two may not be joined together in cyber orgimony, ye are to declare it.

Well? Any cause or just impediment?

3bogs said:

The wedding is off

He thinks I've cheated on him




But I didn't
that is....I mean licking a frog isn't cheating isn't it?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

well you'd expect me to say no, wouldn't you!

of course it isn't. neither is...uh...anything else, as long as it's with a frog.

3bogs said:

Well in that case...why is he calling off this wedding

Don't you have a nice frog as brother?

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[This message was edited Wed Jun 16 4:15:30 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe]

Yeah! AGCM & Frog have been doing the wild thing on his Lillypad





It's Gonna Be Lonely Lyrics
(by Prince)


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We've been 2gether 4 quite some time
I'd think by now U'd know
It'll take 4ever 2 get U off my mind
If ever U decide 2 go
I guess I got a little insecurity
When it's concerning U
I guess I'm just afraid that if U ever leave
I'd be in a messed-up state of blue

And I'd be so lonely
Without U loving me, I know it's gonna be lonely
Without U giving me every little single thing that I need
Lonely

Whatever's in your kiss, it really turns me on
Till I go right out of my mind
And who could ever resist your accent from gay Paree
It gets me every time
I betcha thatcha never knew that in my dreams
U are the star
The only bummer is that U always want 2 leave
Who do U think U are?

Don't U know it's gonna be lonely?
Without U loving me, I know it's gonna be lonely
Without U giving me every little single thing that I need
Lonely

It's gonna be lonely
Without U loving me, giving me everything that I need
Oh pretty baby, can't U see it's gonna be lonely?

Without U loving me
I know, I know it's gonna be lonely

Oh, whatever's in your kiss
I never could resist
Oh baby, don't go!

We've been 2gether 4 quite some time
It would take 4ever 2 get U off my mind
Oh girl!

Without U loving me
I know it's gonna be lonely

Without U by my side
Don't U know that I could die, baby?

Without U loving me
Can't U see it's gonna be lonely?

It's gonna be lonely, baby
So lonely, baby

PoorLittleBastard said:

I only licked a damn frog....what's the big deal?

Have a beautiful Wedding day!

i always cry at weddings.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

That is so sad! And to think I bought a new suit and everything.

Can I suggest that yourself and PLB seek counseling - it's possible the relationship can be saved.
After all, we were all looking forward to a nice day out, and we'd hate to see all those ham sandwiches go to waste.

AsylumUtopia said:

I org noted...org popped and he doen't respond ...so a girl has to know when it's enough before she becomes a psycho bitch....

I'm available again

Hello world

Ah... so does this mean you are both free for the taking?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

The Bastard! You could always get your revenge by stalking him, or cut the crotch out of all his trousers, or set TheFrog on him.

So I guess I'll cancel the flowers then.

PoorLittleBastard said:

We're all quite vexed with you, you know.

Just a scant 4½ hours ago it was all declarations of love and fidelity and flowers and all manner of sweet smelling things.

And now this!

And all because of a little bit of innocent frog licking.

i'm here. where are my flowers?

He's been fucking me anyway AGCM. Big dick small conscience. He just fucks away and when I ask about U he says....Who??

Juice said:

so we're talking then?

starkitty said:

I'll Marry U AGCM, even though U left me 4 that little Bastard

But we Can Funk!

Where's my piece of the action?

TheFrog said:

thank you sir. though we're not children anymore... i'm the flower girl. will you be the ring bearer?

FamousBluRaincoat said:

whatcha after?

PoorLittleBastard said:

Whatcha got?

FamousBluRaincoat said:

herpes, thrush - pretty much every STD his mama has, come to think of it.

coincidental?

TheFrog said:

Did you borrow her underpants?

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

after all these confessions oh lord Thx girls


I love being single again




anyone?

Sorry love no offense but all men are the same...so no marriage at all
[This message was edited Wed Jun 16 7:27:17 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe]

How nice

What the hell happened here? I think we need a marriage counsler here