They say the freakier the sex, the weirder the place U'll find Ur underwear afterwards
4 example just sex and U might find Ur draws after on top of the TV, naughty sex and U might find Ur panties swinging from the light bulb, down right nasty sex and U could do worse than looking 4 those underwear in the back garden

last night I had sex so freaky that this morning my cousin who lives in canada phoned me up and told me he had found my boxer shorts on his roof I live in london, England Y'all!

Fuck the Kama Sutra, y'all ever had freaky sex...

Don't worry about the bust, I'm gonna lock up every door
Then we can do it in the kitchen on the floor
Or in the bathroom standing on the tub and holding on the rod
U're in the closet underneath the clothes and...oh my God!
In the bedroom on the dresser with your feet on the drawers
In the pantry on the shelf, I guaranteed U won't be bored
The pool table, yeah, move the sticks
And put the 8-ball where it's sure 2 stick
Funnyway do no wrong 2night if Zanna just let him kick it

I wanna sit on the washingmachine

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I wanna be the wachine machine

Boy - this is a wide open topic - how much should I say.....

cocogrille said:

the real Q is how wide should U open...?

PoorLittleBastard said:

why do you wanna know?

ever had a 3some, 4some, Dog

PoorLittleBastard said:

they had storms in canada last night, you see. Seeing as PLB's boxers are so enormous in the ass department, his cousin used them to cover the roof.



oh, and freaky sex?

need and love it.

TheFrog said:

The Frog has lost his underpants. He left them in another thread.

FamousBluRaincoat said:

Your underpants did WHAT?

TheFrog said:

My underpants?

I thought they were yours.

FamousBluRaincoat said:

You SMELT my underpants??

TheFrog said:

You smell like underpants???

PoorLittleBastard said:

You been shagging YO CUZ!!!

PLB, you sure as hell are freaky..... credit to you though..... and 'family credit' to yo cuz!


Rezpec'! BOOO!

U Bastards R hijacking my thread

Oh well if u can't beat em' join em'

Never found any clothing in weird places, but I have found cum all over the place.

PoorLittleBastard said:

Shocking.

Yesterday I had sex so freaky that my underwear got together with the rest of my clothes, washed themselves, and put themselves away.

JoeyCoCo said


even all the way in Canada?

i got so freaky last weekend that i had to speak the name of my underwear three times to make my drawers teleport back from the fourth dimension - and when they materialized, they were not exactly what one would consider unsoiled.

tackam said:

Scared of U!

Anxiety said:

say it ain't so.

if a girl leaves her panties on your floor -



she knows what she's doing.

starkitty said


exactly what she is doing

I once got so freaky that I couldn't find my draws until my weird neighbour did a Seance and discovered that they had gone in2 the afterlife

PoorLittleBastard said:

and there, ladies and gentlemen, is proof once and for all of necrophilia.

ella731 said:

although to be fair i did do it once by accident. i just couldn't find them the next morning.

3bogs said:

Well, as long as her bits are still in it's sale by date