anxiety!

it's all your fault.


i just bet it feels divine.

Ohhhhh! I love the warm stones, makes me all jelly inside...

i don't, however, need to be famous in antigua.


i do need to take a shower.

OK.....

will these do?




mmmmm, BBQd kitty...my favourite

did anyone else imagine some sort of enormous industrial press crushing kitty with some warm stones when they read the title to this thread?

just wondering.

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

hiss.

evil tosser.

starkitty said:

not hot enough 4 ya?

3bogs said:

you and your east german machinery.

not everyone shares your curious obsession with the macabre.

3bogs said:

Yeah, but that was before I saw the title of this thread.

2the9s said:

nice.

hmph. later.

starkitty said:

to be properly pressed with warm stones, i'm sorry, but you HAVE to be famous in antigua.

i can hook you up with my publicist if you like.

Anxiety said:

i see you cunningly edited out the feet.

Does your publicist always take an, "i'm a little teapot" stance for photos?

Pressed with stones!? Like they did during the Salem witch trials?
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3bogs said:

yes. it's her secret to success.















i need a new publicist.

LittlePill said:

Nah, they had an ointment for that.

2the9s said:

Ugh, you again. I thought I banished you?

LittlePill said:

I'm the crouton in your salad.

it's really not that hard to be famous in antigua. all you really have to do is go out and get drunk enough. nobody knows who prince is in antigua - last time he was there, he had to go out and sell used underpants on the side of the road just to get money for a sandwich. it's true - alex hahn wrote about it, look it up.

2the9s said:

crusty, unpleasant and generally flicked at other diners?

2the9s said:

And the pickle in my burger! The crackers in my soup. The spam in my spam, eggs, sausage and spam.

3bogs said:

My brother!

Anxiety said:

i've found my niche!

I WANT TO HAVE SEX.

..but I'm 15

starkitty said:

just be careful with your luggage while you're out there. that whole prince incident was made worse when someone broke into his hotel room and stole all his clothes, so he was forced to sell panties on the side of the road in his bathing suit from the gangsta glam video. it wasn't a pretty sight.

Spookymuffin said:

Try Michael Jackson's site.

Spookymuffin said:

go to antigua - you might not have sex there, but you'll get pressed with stones and bathed in jasmine. close enough, really. and it smells better.

Starkitty said:

Um, ok...



I don't know about "warm", but they should be pretty close to room temperature soon...

Byron said:

at least they might pass a warm kidney stone.