OK- So, I have got to share my wild experience with you all- since after all, I have been told by too many people I have ALREADY told it to, that it is a once and a lifetime thing---


So, I get the evite- a bachelorette party, I think, "great, another one? Fuckers-" I am SO tired of going to these damn things where they pin a fucking penis button on my "Way too expensive for a Penis button" holes shirt--- then the whole boring act of men sucking candy off he bride-to-be's shirt Me catching the damn bride making out with someone (not her fiance) in a dark corner AND then having to clean up the aftermath of it all---
Dear Abbey- Fuck off so I did my intern as a marriage counselor- big deal!

I then open the evite- only to see it is a bachelorette AND bachelor party!!! DING DING DING! Someone just got my RSVP- oh wait I mean- boy's will be there too? hehehe... *giggle*

when I keep reading the evite- it is a "School Dance Party" boldly stating:

School Uniforms REQUIRED for entry!

Hell ya baby! And then it goes on to read that it is a 80's and 90's celebration- and only that music will be played!!! HELL YA!!!

So, I rsvp with my sister... and we get ready- me in my www.trashy.com doesn't cover my ass too short to even be considered a skirt- school girl skirt.... white ruffle-butt panties, a white blouse and black V-neck sweater, a red neck-tie to match the skirt, white knee highs, black patten leater high heel mary janes, and my waist length blode hair in two little pig tails with red bows on. Ya- a felony on a friday!!!!
My sister- dressed as a cheer leader- pom poms and all....

We walk up through the Kodak Theater to the nightclub (The Highlands) that was rented out for the party..... manage to find a few other little catholic school girls and a few revenge of the nerds guys- and walk through the entertainment complex getting the weirdest looks!!


ONLY to arrive at the party-


637 people all dressed in "uniforms" EVEN a gym teacher and a few nuns They had hired a photographer to take "prom style" pictures- and had OLD SCHOOL crey paper decorations!!!!


The best part was this- ofcourse, in my natural form- and a little then I needed a bit of because I was a tipsy little girl, *giggle*

I am in the middle of the dance floor- just doing my thing- when the song Darling Nikki comes on- OF COURSE after like 20 Prince songs already- but this being the best..... and now we are all drunk!!!! Someone spiked th punch... and this time- IT REALLY WASN'T ME!!!!

I start to dance in my typical fashion- only to look around at one point and realize that the dance floor is made up of ONLY WOMEN, dressed as little catholic school girls- all grinding on each other, touching, grabbing, and kissing!!!!!


Around the edge of the floor- standing dumb founded- are all the men dressed as geeks and dorks- jaws dropped...

I didn't realize this until days later once the HAZE wore off from that night....

HOW IN THE HELL DID I GET INVOLVED IN THAT SITUATION????

Seriously folks- Prince music makes people do strange behaviors..... I know it wasn't the 10 vodka cranberries I had- that is normal!!!


The BEST bachelorette party ever- serious..... *luv*

Anyone want to throw another school dance? and we can just play Prince music all night and see what happens? I bet it would be fun----

thank you for the effort of that post.

For a minute there, I thought this was the Penthouse Forum...



(Uh, at least that's what I heard it was like... )

June7 said:

uh-huh articles right? Well I took so many pictures, but I bet you aren't interested in those huh? *giggle*

MNlivingCA said:

Ooooh, pictures...

June7 said:

masher.

Never mind me

MNlivingCA said:

Sounds like it was a wonderful time !!!!! What a fun idea - and I think it would be fun to see the pics .

MNlivingCA said:

pictures??? i have suddenly woken up. give us pictures now godammit

MNlivingCA said:

Sounds perfectly normal to me.