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The Perfect Murder!!! I know I have plotted one or two!! Has anyone seriously plotted out a murder of anyone real or fictitious in nature and what did it entail!
Me.....was simple....Dress in Black with my face covered.....and wait on a certain individual at night....and blast them once or twice with a bat on a dark street and just stroll away.....  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Yes. And I can't tell you otherwise it would no longer be the perfect plan. | |
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DexMSR said: I know I have plotted one or two!! Has anyone seriously plotted out a murder of anyone real or fictitious in nature and what did it entail!
Me.....was simple....Dress in Black with my face covered.....and wait on a certain individual at night....and blast them once or twice with a bat on a dark street and just stroll away..... that's bat as in "whack" and not bat as in "flap, drink blood" right? i like the idea of setting bats on someone.  | |
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Mine would involve a wood chipper and a lot of bleach and perhaps Johnnie Cochran.  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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3bogs said: DexMSR said: I know I have plotted one or two!! Has anyone seriously plotted out a murder of anyone real or fictitious in nature and what did it entail!
Me.....was simple....Dress in Black with my face covered.....and wait on a certain individual at night....and blast them once or twice with a bat on a dark street and just stroll away..... that's bat as in "whack" and not bat as in "flap, drink blood" right? i like the idea of setting bats on someone. I once tried to kill someone by setting a cete of killer badgers onto them. 
Turned out the killer badgers were actually just ordinary badgers. 
I hate badgers!  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: 3bogs said: that's bat as in "whack" and not bat as in "flap, drink blood" right? i like the idea of setting bats on someone. I once tried to kill someone by setting a cete of killer badgers onto them.
Turned out the killer badgers were actually just ordinary badgers.
I hate badgers! 
Badgers, eh? Cete, eh?
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3bogs said: doctormcmeekle said: I once tried to kill someone by setting a cete of killer badgers onto them.
Turned out the killer badgers were actually just ordinary badgers.
I hate badgers!
Badgers, eh? Cete, eh?
(flicks through his dictionary) Cete A company of badgers. See Synonyms at flock1. ----- [Middle English, possibly from Medieval Latin cetus, assembly, from Latin coetus, a coming together, variant of coitus. See coitus.] Perv. | |
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3bogs said: 3bogs said:
Badgers, eh? Cete, eh?
(flicks through his dictionary) Cete A company of badgers. See Synonyms at flock1. ----- [Middle English, possibly from Medieval Latin cetus, assembly, from Latin coetus, a coming together, variant of coitus. See coitus.] Perv. You think it's hard training them to kill, you should try getting them into bed! I hate badgers! | |
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doctormcmeekle said: 3bogs said: Cete A company of badgers. See Synonyms at flock1. ----- [Middle English, possibly from Medieval Latin cetus, assembly, from Latin coetus, a coming together, variant of coitus. See coitus.] Perv. You think it's hard training them to kill, you should try getting them into bed! I hate badgers! I've decided. It's now my lifelong ambition to invent a badger which will set killer bats on someone in the middle of making sweet, sweet badger lurrve. I shall call it the "Meekle McBadger"  | |
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3bogs said: doctormcmeekle said: You think it's hard training them to kill, you should try getting them into bed! I hate badgers! I've decided. It's now my lifelong ambition to invent a badger which will set killer bats on someone in the middle of making sweet, sweet badger lurrve. I shall call it the "Meekle McBadger" That's nice! | |
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DexMSR said: I know I have plotted one or two!! Has anyone seriously plotted out a murder of anyone real or fictitious in nature and what did it entail!
Me.....was simple....Dress in Black with my face covered.....and wait on a certain individual at night....and blast them once or twice with a bat on a dark street and just stroll away..... and you say 'peace' at the end of this post. | |
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