Ok so let me set the scene.
A mate of mine decide to move to Carlise, that is about 350 miles from where I live so it was going to be a tough move for him, so being the benvolent mate I am I offered to help him move. This entailed him hiring a 7.5tonne truck and me driving him and his gear up there on saturday and then driving the truck and him back on sunday.
As you can guess it was a bit of a long weekend but the sight we saw on the M6 on the way back has kept us laughing since.

We were doing about 65mph in the inside lane but because we were in a truck we were above the other cars, anyway I glanced to my right to pull out and we were being overtaken by a guy in a smart Alfa Romeo 155 with a shirt and tie on. Very respectable I hear you say, and that is what I thought until I took a second glance.....

The guy had his dick in his hand at 75mph on the motorway and was full on having a wank!!!!

Get that for a quick wank

Did he see you... see him?

thats hilarious, people think that no one can see them in their cars, I usually just see people picking their nose.

AzureStarr said:

He did afterwards because we overtook him and Lawrence my mate was hanging out the truck giving him the sign

mdiver said:

at some long forgotten memory

you should have each written a score on an index card and flashed the cards at him at the next stoplight or whatever.

Who hasn't wanked off on the freeway? Sounds kinda sexy actually