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Ask a silly question... Simple enough;
I'll ask a silly question and the next Orger has to answer it in a suitably silly way. Then that Orger asks a silly question and so on and so on... I'll begin; Why doesn't my pet grapefruit play chess as well as my Mother's bookcase? | |
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Because I just stood on it  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Because I just stood on it
Well, ask a silly question then  | |
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Very well, then I shall ask the next stupid question...
What sort of footwear would my alarm clock prefer to wear to church? | |
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Haystack said: Very well, then I shall ask the next stupid question...
What sort of footwear would my alarm clock prefer to wear to church? Silly!!!! Alarm clocks wear clogs to Church on Sundays, ballet slippers all other days. Why does my dog prefer Rachmaninoff to Bach, and my cat sings the Supremes better than Martha and the Vandellas. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: Haystack said: Very well, then I shall ask the next stupid question...
What sort of footwear would my alarm clock prefer to wear to church? Silly!!!! Alarm clocks wear clogs to Church on Sundays, ballet slippers all other days. Why does my dog prefer Rachmaninoff to Bach, and my cat sings the Supremes better than Martha and the Vandellas. Because of the ostriches. Which way to the dream? _____ [This message was edited Thu Jun 3 11:27:18 2004 by Haystack] | |
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Haystack said: which way to the dream?
The dream is in my day. Why won't my stapler show me any love? | |
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Which way to the dream?
straight down the hallway past the cheese grater museum. Why is it called phone tag when you arent touching anyone? [This message was edited Thu Jun 3 11:59:12 2004 by ella731] | |
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OdysseyMiles said: Haystack said: which way to the dream?
The dream is in my day. Why won't my stapler show me any love? Because you aint grippin it right 
If the fork ran away with the spoon, what the hell happened to the knife?!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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the knife is dealing with those pesky peas?
if you live in Italy and you have a cat why doesnt it Meow in Italian | |
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ella731 said: if you live in Italy and you have a cat why doesnt it Meow in Italian
Because cats are too friggin' lazy to learn a language.
Who's the MASTER? | |
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he-man
How come when I eat late at night I wake craving red meat and toast? [This message was edited Thu Jun 3 12:19:49 2004 by ella731] | |
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ella731 said: he-man
How come when I eat late at night I wake craving red meat and toast? [This message was edited Thu Jun 3 12:19:49 2004 by ella731] Because you must of heard about me and my toaster --->  and who DOESNT crave RED's meat? 
Why did the giraffe with syphillis kick Haystack? | |
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because the giraffe thought haystack's eyeball was one of his sores.
who decided that strawberries and bananas were a good combination? | |
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ella731 said: because the giraffe thought haystack's eyeball was one of his sores.
who decided that strawberries and bananas were a good combination? Lily did!
Why is? | |
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Why is?!!
thats not a good question.. | |
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ok.....
why do are there flying fish and flying monkeys, but not flying slugs | |
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Why was Six afraid of Seven? 
 C'mon ya'll this one's too easy.... "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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Because 7, 8, 9
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Prince.org where fans of Prince meet and stay up too late | |
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soulyacolia said: Because 7, 8, 9
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mochalox said: Why was Six afraid of Seven?
C'mon ya'll this one's too easy.... Because seven eight nine! Why does my television switch itself off when I ask it if my bum looks big? | |
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Lleena said: mochalox said: Why was Six afraid of Seven?
C'mon ya'll this one's too easy.... Because seven eight nine! Why does my television switch itself off when I ask it if my bum looks big? Because it can't handle the truth! 
What's the difference between a duck? | |
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2the9s said: Lleena said: Because seven eight nine! Why does my television switch itself off when I ask it if my bum looks big? Because it can't handle the truth!
What's the difference between a duck? About 3/4's of an inch. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: 2the9s said: Because it can't handle the truth!
What's the difference between a duck? About 3/4's of an inch. Why does 2the9s smell like a rancid boiled egg? | |
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Lleena said: Why does 2the9s smell like a rancid boiled egg?
Don't worry. It'll only last for about 30 seconds or so. 
How come there's an insect called the Fly but we don't have one called the Walk? NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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NCC2012 said: Lleena said: Why does 2the9s smell like a rancid boiled egg?
Don't worry. It'll only last for about 30 seconds or so.
How come there's an insect called the Fly but we don't have one called the Walk? That's deep, I'm gonna ask my Sociology teacher. What time is it when my watch says 3 oclock? | |
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Student said: What time is it when my watch says 3 oclock? silly watches don't talk. Who's meanest? Who's the prettiest? Who's the baddest mo'fo lowdown around this town? I can't hear you. | |
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starkitty said: Student said: What time is it when my watch says 3 oclock? silly watches don't talk. Who's meanest? Who's the prettiest? Who's the baddest mo'fo lowdown around this town? I can't hear you. That'd be you, girl.
What ever happened to the Tidy Bowl Man? NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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starkitty said: Student said: What time is it when my watch says 3 oclock? silly watches don't talk. Who's meanest? Who's the prettiest? Who's the baddest mo'fo lowdown around this town? I can't hear you. Can you hear me Kitten?  | |
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Lleena said: starkitty said: silly watches don't talk. Who's meanest? Who's the prettiest? Who's the baddest mo'fo lowdown around this town? I can't hear you. Can you hear me Kitten? i can hear you. i'm going to have to torture you now. (actually the correct answer to my question can be found in odyssey's signature mr. ncc) why did that idiot wear his sunglasses at night (then torture us with a song about it)? | |
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