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PrintableHandclapsfingasnapz said: crouton-hater...lawd, you're probably a hohnerist, too!
Hell yeah! I love the Hohner!   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: crouton-hater...lawd, you're probably a hohnerist, too!
Hell yeah! I love the Hohner! erm...being a hohnerist is the opposite...  | |
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LittlePill said: OK Ill apologize. I'm sorry that croutons are quite possibly mankinds WORST food invention in the history of food!! I'm sorry my mouth bleeds everytime I attempt to eat one. I'm sorry they ruin an otherwise good slad! I'm sorry they taste like sand paper soaked in piss! And as far as expunging this thread from the org, HAH! This thread is just the beginning! I'm calling for an international ban on the manufacturing and sale of croutons! When I'm done, croutons will be more illegal then crack!
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LittlePill said: 2the9s said: Frankly, I find this casually irreverant attitude towards the crotoun to be despicable. Who in their right mind would want to eat oily wilted leaves without some kind of square dried bread thing to ward off the drudgery!! Croutons have been there for you without asking anything in return but a little respect, and this is how your respond?? I think you owe us all an apology LittlePill! And I think this thread should be expunged from the records of the Org!! caesar edit [This message was edited Fri Jun 4 8:47:57 2004 by 2the9s] OK Ill apologize. I'm sorry that croutons are quite possibly mankinds WORST food invention in the history of food!! I'm sorry my mouth bleeds everytime I attempt to eat one. I'm sorry they ruin an otherwise good slad! I'm sorry they taste like sand paper soaked in piss! And as far as expunging this thread from the org, HAH! This thread is just the beginning! I'm calling for an international ban on the manufacturing and sale of croutons! When I'm done, croutons will be more illegal then crack! I see what's going on here... You're one of those Crouton Baiters who goes around the internet stirring up trouble among us decent, normal crouton-loving folk. You probably don't even care that much. You just say these outrageous things and then sit back and watch everyone go crazy! You just revel in the flames!! LittlePill probably isn't even your real name!! Don't let this Crouton-Troll fool you, people! Fidelity to the Crouton!! | |
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Check out this avatar action, LP!!
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2the9s said: Check out this avatar action, LP!!
<--- are those croutons in your avvie?  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: 2the9s said: Check out this avatar action, LP!!
<--- are those croutons in your avvie? You know it, sister! | |
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Croutons are essential to any top tier quality salad. Every food expert knows this. Get with the program. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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BUMP, motherfucker!! | |
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croutons hurt my mouth.  | |
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JasmineFire said:
croutons hurt my mouth. Deal with it! | |
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2the9s said: LittlePill said: Can someone please explain to me the appeal of putting stale bread cut into the shape of blocks on a salad? They taste like crap and scrape up your mouth and yet people go gaga for this!
 It's all about texture and about contrast. It's also partly aesthetic, breaking up the organic vegetable monotony of leafy greens with some squared breads. If you had a developed palate like I do, I assure you croutons would be your religion.  are you licking the plate? | |
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starkitty said: 2the9s said: It's all about texture and about contrast. It's also partly aesthetic, breaking up the organic vegetable monotony of leafy greens with some squared breads. If you had a developed palate like I do, I assure you croutons would be your religion. are you licking the plate? Errr...no. I'm uh licking the crouton...I guess.  | |
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2the9s said: starkitty said: are you licking the plate? Errr...no. I'm uh licking the crouton...I guess. well why would you do that, fool? | |
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starkitty said: 2the9s said: Errr...no. I'm uh licking the crouton...I guess. well why would you do that, fool? Scroll up. My love for croutons is well documented in this thread. | |
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2the9s said: starkitty said: well why would you do that, fool? Scroll up. My love for croutons is well documented in this thread. blah. even i love croutons, but you have no taste. i refuse. | |
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JasmineFire said:
croutons hurt my mouth. That's what I'm talking about! Croutons are the spawn of Satan! Everytime you eat a crouton Satan ejaculates! I went to a steakhouse for lunch today and ntaurally it just HAD to come with a salad. The croutons in this thing were bigger then my car! I was tempted to put wheels on 'em and drive 'em home! I even gave them a chance to redeem their ill standing with me and I tasted one! MY DAMN MOUTH IS STILL BLEEING LIKE A VIRGIN ON HER WEDDING NIGHT!! The damn things MUST be purged of the face of the earth and their existence never spoken of AGAIN with swift death to anyone caught saying the evil word C-R-O-U-T-O-N, including you, 2the9s Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: JasmineFire said:
croutons hurt my mouth. That's what I'm talking about! Croutons are the spawn of Satan! Everytime you eat a crouton Satan ejaculates! I went to a steakhouse for lunch today and ntaurally it just HAD to come with a salad. The croutons in this thing were bigger then my car! I was tempted to put wheels on 'em and drive 'em home! I even gave them a chance to redeem their ill standing with me and I tasted one! MY DAMN MOUTH IS STILL BLEEING LIKE A VIRGIN ON HER WEDDING NIGHT!! The damn things MUST be purged of the face of the earth and their existence never spoken of AGAIN with swift death to anyone caught saying the evil word C-R-O-U-T-O-N, including you, 2the9s LMFAO. thanks. i'm assless. | |
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You all have weak-assed mouths! That's the problem! | |
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2the9s said: You all have weak-assed mouths! That's the problem!
you know my jaw does hurt for some reason. | |
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The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live.... | |
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Sinister said: The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live....
Oh my God! You just gave me an idea, Sinister! Crouton breakfast cereal!!  | |
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2the9s said: Sinister said: The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live....
Oh my God! You just gave me an idea, Sinister! Crouton breakfast cereal!! Kids will be dead all across the world....Mommy are those red crunch berries? No thats just your blood covering the Crouton dear... Now eat up mommy has to get dressed..... | |
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LittlePill said: JasmineFire said:
croutons hurt my mouth. That's what I'm talking about! Croutons are the spawn of Satan! Everytime you eat a crouton Satan ejaculates! I went to a steakhouse for lunch today and ntaurally it just HAD to come with a salad. The croutons in this thing were bigger then my car! I was tempted to put wheels on 'em and drive 'em home! I even gave them a chance to redeem their ill standing with me and I tasted one! MY DAMN MOUTH IS STILL BLEEING LIKE A VIRGIN ON HER WEDDING NIGHT!! The damn things MUST be purged of the face of the earth and their existence never spoken of AGAIN with swift death to anyone caught saying the evil word C-R-O-U-T-O-N, including you, 2the9s satan ejaculates? 
your mouth bleeds like a vagina?
i don;t hate them that much. | |
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2the9s said: Sinister said: The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live....
Oh my God! You just gave me an idea, Sinister! Crouton breakfast cereal!! who wants stale garlic bread for breakfast? only if it's covered in sugar!! | |
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Sinister said: 2the9s said: Oh my God! You just gave me an idea, Sinister! Crouton breakfast cereal!! Kids will be dead all across the world....Mommy are those red crunch berries? No thats just your blood covering the Crouton dear... Now eat up mommy has to get dressed..... Join me in my quest! I will make you a General in my army! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Sinister said: Kids will be dead all across the world....Mommy are those red crunch berries? No thats just your blood covering the Crouton dear... Now eat up mommy has to get dressed..... Join me in my quest! I will make you a General in my army! I always wanted to wear a Uniform....Im in!!! Sign me up!! | |
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And don't get me started on Bacos!!
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Sinister said: The person who made Croutons is the related to the same fuck that made Captain Crunch... Many of my childhood friends bleed to death at the breakfast table because of those hard ass diamonds...And they make it taste so damn good so you will eat more therefore killing yourself with the cereal company claiming suicide and avoiding potential lawsuits by the surviving relatives who choose to eat Cherrios and live....
Lemme get this straight. This guy is an apostolate of Satan?  NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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Sinister said: LittlePill said: Join me in my quest! I will make you a General in my army! I always wanted to wear a Uniform....Im in!!! Sign me up!!
Death to the infidels! We can not fail! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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