Talent is soooo overrated. I want to show respect for utter failure.

So tell Uncle Froggy: Are you a failure? what have you completely failed to achieve? What are you crap at?


For my part:
(1) i am totally CRAP at drawing.
(2) And i failed my grade 3 piano when i was 8
(3)I'm also crap at making pancakes - they always either burn or end up looking like scrambled egg.
(4) When i was 9 i lost the 60m dash at school for the first time since i'd entered it.

Let's hear it for failure!

Ironing... I end up with more wrinkles than what I started out with.

oops.
[This message was edited Thu May 27 9:28:32 2004 by madartista]

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help them become what they are capable of becoming.

-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I shall commence to treat you as a failure, Frog!

Remembering people's names and faces.

Any sport-like activity. Even picking a ball (They always ended up smashing my face)
Hey! Maybe that's why I don't remember names and faces

don't get me started.

madartista said:

That's what i'm talking about!

madartista, i'm deeply honoured.

Oh, i'm really crap at the Breast Stroke too. I can do other swimming styles, but i just kinda float when i try and do that.

The arms and legs are moving, but the trunk stays where it damn well is.

TheFrog said:

Just doing my part!

I can't make pancakes either; don't feel bad! I'm a damn good cook but for some reason pancakes, no no...

I'm also pretty bad at sewing, singing (but only lately, maybe I'm sick...), doing anything that requires coordination or flexibility much to my dismay, and some things that I can't mention...

But ya know what I'm worst at? Ironically in my many part-time cashier crap jobs, I've been the best at dealing with the customers. And I'm awesome at public speaking. But when I'm not behind a counter, or typing online or giving a speech to people who have to listen to me, I'm so bad at social situations it's not even funny. I can't look anyone in the eye, I get all unsure of myself and start to panic... I seriously think I have that Social Anxiety thing...

I am, however, really good at getting myself in bad situations. Is that a talent or a curse?

i can't spike the fucking volleyball.

i can't stop skipping cracks on the sidewalk. i just have to do it. If not, it gives me the willy's

Naw, i can do pretty much everything right








except maybe i'm lacking in the modesty department

also, I failed today when I called my ex.

mochalox said:

i used to do that too.

Oh, and about the ex?
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AzureStarr said:

Ironing sucks ass.

AlfofMelmak said:

AlfofMelmak "You're not a failure, you're not a failure!"

Hang on.

hIsMiRRoR said:

On this thread, it's a talent.

starkitty said:

Give it up. What's the point in trying?

PANDURITO said:

You are a true sports failure, my friend.

Anxiety said:

Awwww, go on.

TheFrog said:

thank you love-y. I need all of the support I can get, b/c he invited himself over tonight. He said he just wants to sit in the hot-tub, but I don't beleive that. I'm ready to run already.

*laces-up-one-shoe-*

I can't cook.

I never learned how to swim or ride a bike

ella731 said:

me either

ella731 said:

every since i fell off mine, I've never gotten back on.

I can't whistle using my fingers. That's always pissed me off.

[b]I FAIL SOMETIMES AT LISTENING TO MY HEART AND NOT MY HEAD. AND THAT CAN GET ME INTO TROUBLE.

OK AT FIRST I WAS FAILING AT HOW TO COOK RICE LOL

TheFrog said:

me either!!!

madartista said:

Yeah, but you're a scorpio. Who's the real winner?

TheFrog said:

i like your view, frog!