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I can't belch on command.
And I can't play the cello. Of course, I've never really tried...  |
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i have failed at many things! sailboarding for one. . and that's quite a story  and other things too. lots of times i succeed too though, if i don't lose interest in that first stage and if i persevere, and it's always fun trying. | |
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I tried waterskiing once.
Once.  NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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NCC2012 said: I tried waterskiing once.
Once. oddly enough i lucked out on waterskiing. it was holding the sailboard up and trying not to topple over that sunk me . . . repPEATedly  up? down! splash~! up? down! splash~! man failure is hard to take ain't it. hopefully you're in a mood where you laugh at yourself. .. . | |
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TheFrog said: I can't whistle using my fingers.
 That's always pissed me off.i can 
really, really loudly, too! | |
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1)Making friends in school
2)Getting abs like Britney Spears 3)Yoga 4)Getting a good job 5)Becoming beautiful 6)Sewing 7)Belly dancing 8)Losing weight 9)Learning math 10)Supressing my emotions 11)Time managment 12)Quiting procrastination 13)Getting thin legs 14)Eating healthy foods 15)Making people happy 16)Dressing w/ great style 17)Having good posture 18)Taking good care of my feet 19)Watching less TV 20)Being unselfish 21)Getting the $10 back my dad owes me 22)Explaning things to people 23)Learning astrologly 24)Learning to be Zen 25)Making mp3s from cassettes I still wish I could do this stuff...except for the first one, school was over w/ two yrs ago. [This message was edited Thu May 27 21:47:35 2004 by LaCoyta] If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway. | |
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LaCoyta said: 1)Making friends in school
2)Getting abs like Britney Spears 3)Yoga 4)Getting a good job 5)Becoming beautiful 6)Sewing 7)Belly dancing 8)Losing weight 9)Learning math 10)Supressing my emotions 11)Time managment 12)Quiting procrastination 13)Getting thin legs 14)Eating healthy foods 15)Making people happy 16)Dressing w/ great style 17)Having good posture 18)Taking good care of my feet 19)Watching less TV 20)Being unselfish 21)Getting the $10 back my dad owes me 22)Explaning things to people 23)Learning astrologly 24)Learning to be Zen 25)Making mp3s from cassettes I still wish I could do this stuff...except for the first one, school was over w/ two yrs ago. [This message was edited Thu May 27 21:47:35 2004 by LaCoyta] 
seriously, we all fail at those things and more all the time. | |
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After getting home to my friends house last Sat.night all 'hammered and completely slushed', I FAILED to hit the toilet bowl with my aim whilst draining the weasel 
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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TheFrog said: LaCoyta said: 1)Making friends in school
2)Getting abs like Britney Spears 3)Yoga 4)Getting a good job 5)Becoming beautiful 6)Sewing 7)Belly dancing 8)Losing weight 9)Learning math 10)Supressing my emotions 11)Time managment 12)Quiting procrastination 13)Getting thin legs 14)Eating healthy foods 15)Making people happy 16)Dressing w/ great style 17)Having good posture 18)Taking good care of my feet 19)Watching less TV 20)Being unselfish 21)Getting the $10 back my dad owes me 22)Explaning things to people 23)Learning astrologly 24)Learning to be Zen 25)Making mp3s from cassettes I still wish I could do this stuff...except for the first one, school was over w/ two yrs ago. [This message was edited Thu May 27 21:47:35 2004 by LaCoyta]
seriously, we all fail at those things and more all the time. Ain't that the truth 
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I failed English-to-French translation last year, and had to repeat. 
I was divorced for the first time at age 23. 
See, I have documented proof of these failures, whereas so many of the things youall have mentioned above are purely subjective, IMHO.  | |
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 i'm so proud of you guys. | |
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TheFrog said: i'm so proud of you guys.  | |
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XxAxX said: TheFrog said: i'm so proud of you guys.  keep perservering at sailboarding, XxAxX. And if you ultimately fail, you're more than welcome on this thread.  | |
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you're a failure at answering. | |
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starkitty said: you're a failure at answering.
So fucking call me. I'm sitting here waiting for fuck's sake. | |
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TheFrog said: So tell Uncle Froggy: Are you a failure?
 what have you completely failed to achieve? What are you crap at? Life Sports Controlling my life Technology Social Skills Healthy Eating Habits Music Paying bills Having money Sense of Humor Vocal talent Arguing my point Knowing what my point is Understanding The Lord of The Rings Getting/keeping a job Role Playing games Family Friends Guy/girl Relationships Girl/girl relationships Knowing my sexual orientation Plants Pets Self-respect Respect for anyone else Faith/Belifs/Moral values Writing Acting Painting Any of the arts Graduating High school Controlling my emotions Lying Telling the truth. [This message was edited Fri May 28 17:30:00 2004 by SoSaysEye] | |
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SoSaysEye said: TheFrog said: So tell Uncle Froggy: Are you a failure?
what have you completely failed to achieve? What are you crap at? Life Sports Controlling my life Technology Social Skills Healthy Eating Habits Music Paying bills Having money Sense of Humor Vocal talent Arguing my point Knowing what my point is Understanding The Lord of The Rings Getting/keeping a job Role Playing games Family Friends Guy/girl Relationships Girl/girl relationships Knowing my sexual orientation Plants Pets Self-respect Respect for anyone else Faith/Belifs/Moral values Writing Acting Painting Any of the arts Graduating High school Controlling my emotions Lying Telling the truth. [This message was edited Fri May 28 17:30:00 2004 by SoSaysEye] SoSaysEye, you are a full blown fucking LEGEND. I particularly like your failure to have "respect for anyone else". 
For real, i'll buy you a beer. That's a formidable list. | |
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TheFrog said: SoSaysEye said: Life Sports Controlling my life Technology Social Skills Healthy Eating Habits Music Paying bills Having money Sense of Humor Vocal talent Arguing my point Knowing what my point is Understanding The Lord of The Rings Getting/keeping a job Role Playing games Family Friends Guy/girl Relationships Girl/girl relationships Knowing my sexual orientation Plants Pets Self-respect Respect for anyone else Faith/Belifs/Moral values Writing Acting Painting Any of the arts Graduating High school Controlling my emotions Lying Telling the truth. [This message was edited Fri May 28 17:30:00 2004 by SoSaysEye] SoSaysEye, you are a full blown fucking LEGEND. I particularly like your failure to have "respect for anyone else".
For real, i'll buy you a beer. That's a formidable list. But dont be surprised if he fails and buys U a lemonade instead. He's a dolt like that. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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TheFrog said: XxAxX said: keep perservering at sailboarding, XxAxX. And if you ultimately fail, you're more than welcome on this thread. why thank you!  | |
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TheFrog said:
SoSaysEye, you are a full blown fucking LEGEND.
I particularly like your failure to have "respect for anyone else".
For real, i'll buy you a beer. That's a formidable list. My biggest accomplishment in life is an impressive list of failures... Ok, I'll take that beer now. | |
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SexLovely said: TheFrog said: SoSaysEye, you are a full blown fucking LEGEND. I particularly like your failure to have "respect for anyone else".
For real, i'll buy you a beer. That's a formidable list. [color=blue:7c1f642fd6]But dont be surprised if he fails and buys U a lemonade instead. He's a dolt like that. [/color]  He can't get away with that. This thread is the reason I need a beer, so he better be buying. (But it is a great thread  ) | |
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SexLovely said: TheFrog said: SoSaysEye, you are a full blown fucking LEGEND. I particularly like your failure to have "respect for anyone else".
For real, i'll buy you a beer. That's a formidable list. [color=blue:7c1f642fd6]But dont be surprised if he fails and buys U a lemonade instead. He's a dolt like that. [/color] Why the fuck aren't you in bed, sexlovely? | |
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TheFrog said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:7c1f642fd6]But dont be surprised if he fails and buys U a lemonade instead. He's a dolt like that. [/color] Why the fuck aren't you in bed, sexlovely? Maybe I am. Maybe ive pulled my bed in2 my computer room so that I save time later getting ready for beddy. Maybe im talking bollox. Maybe its cuz I stayed up to watch MostHuanted on FTN.
Which is on now Shit.....
WHy arent U in bed? Did U go to the Pre Org Party meetup? "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: TheFrog said: Why the fuck aren't you in bed, sexlovely? [color=blue:235d5bff1b]Maybe I am. Maybe ive pulled my bed in2 my computer room so that I save time later getting ready for beddy. Maybe im talking bollox. Maybe its cuz I stayed up to watch MostHuanted on FTN.
Which is on now Shit.....
WHy arent U in bed? Did U go to the Pre Org Party meetup? [/color] I did, motherfucker. And now i'm a bit drunk and have just made a fool of myself on the phone.
Wanna fuckin start somethin? Huh? 
nah, you're alright. PS - did you really stay up to watch Most Haunted?  Sexlovely | |
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3bogs said: I did, motherfucker. And now i'm a bit drunk and have just made a fool of myself on the phone.
Wanna fuckin start somethin? Huh?
nah, you're alright. PS - did you really stay up to watch Most Haunted? SexlovelyGood 4 U fuckermother. They got U drunk did they? The barstads....
Trying to take advantage of my fwiend Fwoggy!!! Who did U speak over the phone?? U werent chatting up Uni were U? Naughty urinal!!
U gonna start on ME huh!!?!?  .....ok U win.  I dont wanna fight U, my knuckles would crack on the enamel.
Most Haunted happens to be my fav program!! I love all that Ghost hunting n shit.
So Fuck U, bitch!! 
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SexLovely said: 3bogs said: I did, motherfucker. And now i'm a bit drunk and have just made a fool of myself on the phone.
Wanna fuckin start somethin? Huh?
nah, you're alright. PS - did you really stay up to watch Most Haunted? Sexlovely[color=blue:6ed5593456]Good 4 U fuckermother. They got U drunk did they? The barstads....
Trying to take advantage of my fwiend Fwoggy!!! Who did U speak over the phone?? U werent chatting up Uni were U? Naughty urinal!!
U gonna start on ME huh!!?!? .....ok U win. I dont wanna fight U, my knuckles would crack on the enamel.
Most Haunted happens to be my fav program!! I love all that Ghost hunting n shit.
So Fuck U, bitch!!
[/color] Uh...you're kinda all over the place there, motherfucker!
Anyways,  for starters. Second - yeah, i was on the phone to one of my birds, you know.
And believe me, my man. You would flatten me in a fight. I'm as good in a fight as a limp piece of kitchen roll is good as a kettle. | |
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3bogs said: [/color][/b]
Uh...you're kinda all over the place there, motherfucker!
Anyways, for starters. Second - yeah, i was on the phone to one of my birds, you know.
And believe me, my man. You would flatten me in a fight. I'm as good in a fight as a limp piece of kitchen roll is good as a kettle. [/quote]
I swear U must wanna finger fuck me or sumthin.
One of your birds eh? So U were calling JD then? Gotcha.
No, no, no....U would flatten me my retarded-lookin bidet wannabe for a friend. They dont call me "the pancake" round my parts for nothing ya know. Im so pathetic at fighting I break a nail when trying to kick the shit outa myself to save the other person the trouble. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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sexlovely your eye looks funny in that picture. are you ok? | |
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starkitty said: sexlovely your eye looks funny in that picture. are you ok?
Who said that?
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SexLovely said: I swear U must wanna finger fuck me or sumthin.
One of your birds eh? So U were calling JD then? Gotcha.
No, no, no....U would flatten me my retarded-lookin bidet wannabe for a friend. They dont call me "the pancake" round my parts for nothing ya know. Im so pathetic at fighting I break a nail when trying to kick the shit outa myself to save the other person the trouble. is all i can say. I'm going to bed. 
Nighty night, m'dear.  | |
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