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Printablealthom, enough.
you're gonna give me nightmares. | |
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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
God bless America. | |
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what happened to the fly on the toilet?
he got pissed off. now that's a bad joke | |
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crazyhorse said: [color=blue:b385ef353e]Joke: Tarzan And Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Here" she said, "you must put it in here!" Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!" "Tarzan check for bees." [/color] lol @ huge manhood | |
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Why won't a bike stand up by itself?
It's two tired. | |
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How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket. | |
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what's australian for 'annoying'? | |
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What did the tie say to the neck?
I think I'll just hang around. | |
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Chico319 said: starkitty said: BRAVO. *golf clap* see crazyhorse, the shorter (and stupider), the better.  Yep..Just like Altrhom!  Atleast its not hard for him to get on his knee's  | |
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starkitty said: what's australian for 'annoying'?
Hello! | |
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althom said: starkitty said: what's australian for 'annoying'?
Hello! 
ran out of replies that means goodnight starkitty rocks my box. | |
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vanillachild said: althom said: Hello!
ran out of replies that means goodnight I thought you went bed  | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: vanillachild said:
ran out of replies that means goodnight I thought you went bed 9s is such a tease. bed now, for reals. starkitty rocks my box. | |
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Who do fish worship?
Cod. 
..... What's the difference between a walrus and Michelle Malkan, 2the9's current object of desire? 
One smells of fish, and the other one's a walrus.
..... Guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, my face keeps coming up in blotches. It's like someone's thrown red paint all over my face." Doctor says, "that's analogy." | |
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2 Nuns are being raped by 2 delinquents
"Forgive them Father for they don't know what they're doing" "That'll be yours. Mine's an expert"  | |
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The wife steps out of the shower. She stands naked in front of her husband whining at how small her tits are. Instead of "Don't worry honey" he comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your tits to grow bigger you just have to take a piece of toilet paper every morning and rub it between your breasts for some seconds" Willing o do anything she takes a piece of paper and starts rubbing it looking herself in the mirror . "How long will this take to start working?" "Don't worry. They'll keep growing along the years" "What does it make you think that rubbing a piece of paper between my breasts will make them grow?" "Well. It worked with your booty, didn't it?" | |
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Stop me if you've heard this one before...
Q. What's the difference between CarrieLee and a twat? A. Nothing. There is no difference. They are the same. | |
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2the9s said: starkitty said: knock knock...
Who's there? i can't believe i missed this set up. | |
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. [This message was edited Tue May 25 6:54:36 2004 by Lleena] | |
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"Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking i'm a vampire!"
"Necks, please." | |
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TheFrog said: Guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, my face keeps coming up in blotches. It's like someone's thrown red paint all over my face." Doctor says, "that's analogy." oooh me likey | |
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what is Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O'furniture If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway. | |
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Lleena said: .
[This message was edited Tue May 25 6:54:36 2004 by Lleena] Too late! I've already read it!!! 
...and I'm off to tell my Aunty 9szee! 
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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I wrote this joke when i was ten:
Q.What sound does a chicken make when it reads a book? A."BOOOOOK! BOOK! BOOK! BOOK!" 
 I loved it at da timez...thought it was rather clever No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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[This message was edited Tue May 25 19:19:39 2004 by shausler] | |
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This guy went to the doctors...
He had a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other and spagetti up his nose. The doctor said... You're not eating right. | |
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althom said: starkitty said: go fuck yourself Hello!  |
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So 3 pieces of string walk into a bar. The first piece of string walks up to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve pieces of string in here". So the piece of string walks back to his friends. The second piece of string can't believe this so he walks up to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve pieces of string here." So he goes back to his friends and tells them they better leave. The third piece of string wasn't having it so he looped himself all around and messed up his ends and generally looked disheveled. After all this he walks up to the bartender and the bartnder says, "Hey, I told those 2 other pieces of string we don't serve your kind here. Aren't you a piece of string?" And the piece of string says, "No. I'm a frayed knot." |
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a dyslexic walks into a bra. | |
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i test marketed the 'Mary' joke among the 18-35 demographic and it KILLED! | |
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