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PrintableMostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: starkitty said: knock knock...
who's there? oh girl, i can't say it to you. | |
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Chico319 said: Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and the driver of a BMW?
A. With the driver of a BMW, the prick is on the inside!   | |
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starkitty said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: who's there? oh girl, i can't say it to you.  | |
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starkitty said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: who's there? oh girl, i can't say it to you. Hello! | |
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althom said: starkitty said: oh girl, i can't say it to you. Hello! go fuck yourself | |
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starkitty said: althom said: Hello! go fuck yourself  | |
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starkitty said: althom said: Hello! go fuck yourself Hello! | |
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Q. How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The same amount, but they have to screw it in the opposite direction...like the way their toilets drain in the opposite direction from ours, because they are on the other side of the planet? Right? Get it? heh 
knock knock...who's there? Edit. Edit who? Shut up. [This message was edited Mon May 24 23:06:51 2004 by 2the9s] | |
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althom said: starkitty said: go fuck yourself Hello! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!! ok goodnight. tip your waiters. try the veal! | |
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2the9s said: Q. How many Austraians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The same amount, but they have to screw it in the opposite direction...like the way their toilets drain in the opposite direction from ours, because they are on the other side of the planet? Right? Get it? heh Hello! | |
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2the9s said: Q. How many Austraians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The same amount, but they have to screw it in the opposite direction...like the way their toilets drain in the opposite direction from ours, because they are on the other side of the planet? Right? Get it? heh are we allowed to tell you when we laughed or is it bad jokes only? because LMAO. | |
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fish swims into a brick wall. turns to the other and says, "dam". | |
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starkitty said: fish swims into a brick wall. turns to the other and says, "dam".
I don't get it. | |
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2the9s said: starkitty said: fish swims into a brick wall. turns to the other and says, "dam".
I don't get it. that's what i KNOW. | |
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*rimshot* | |
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Hello! | |
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althom said: Hello!
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come on, 9s. i love bad jokes. one more for the road, or the pillow (as it were). | |
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Joke: Tarzan And Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Here" she said, "you must put it in here!" Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!" "Tarzan check for bees." | |
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What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs. | |
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althom said: What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs. BRAVO. *golf clap* see crazyhorse, the shorter (and stupider), the better. | |
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Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough. | |
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althom said: Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough. no. | |
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althom said: Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough. IDIOT! | |
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What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me. | |
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althom said: What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me. IDIOT! | |
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What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block. | |
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starkitty said: althom said: What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs. BRAVO. *golf clap* see crazyhorse, the shorter (and stupider), the better.  Yep..Just like Altrhom! | |
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