Knock knock.

Who's there?

That guy from the Verizon commercial.

That guy from the Verizon commercial who?

Can you hear me now?

Okay, okay...

Q. How many NPGMC moderators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One.

Any joke Althom tells

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Here's one...

Saddam Hussein and George Bush walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What'll you have?"

Bush says, "You first."

Hussein says, "A beer."

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

WHAT!!!!!

I heard this earlier today...

Q. How many accounts does AzureStarr have?

A. 2 (including LaCoyta)

knock knock...

starkitty said:

Hello!

althom said:

no.

starkitty said:

Yes?

Q. How do you make a Pimp moan?

A. Kick his ho.

KNOCK KNOCK

starkitty said:

heh heh

That's funny.

starkitty said:

HELLO!

starkitty said:

who dis??

If you don't like the way I drive...

stay off the damn sidewalk! (saw that on a truck driving in front of me today)

Anyways...

will someone fucking humor me i have to go to bed.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

don't answer it.....

starkitty said:

HELLO!!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Why did the what cross the road?

Q. The chicken.

A. Oh.

Q. Well?

A. To get to the other side?

Q. Yeah, that's right. heh heh

starkitty said:

hello!

starkitty said:

Who's there?

starkitty said:

who's there?

althom said:

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and the driver of a BMW?

























A. With the driver of a BMW, the prick is on the inside!

starkitty said:

Okay, okay, I'll get it!

Who's there?