Let's get it off our chest.

A rant is good 4 ya

U know what I hate, those fucking assholes who call Ur phone then have nothing 2 say, Imean, WTF R U calling me 4, so we can both enjoy the magic of silence...damn maybe I was in the middle of cooking, maybe I was just about 2 take a crap, maybe at the exact moment U rang and Picked up the phone with my left hand, my right hand was wrapped around my dick & I was about 2 have a wank. say something interesting, something new, something sick, politically incorrect, rascist, sexist, ageist. Say U hate God, or U love rubbing sandpaper on Ur ass cheeks, just don't talk about the weather or Ur job or Ur shit relationship, stop phoning me U fucking quiet, nervous freak, I know I've known U since scholl but this has got 2 stop, next time U phone me all i ask is that U have something 2 say U annoying, phone-call fetish, nothing 2 say Cunt.

Co-sign

I hate it when ppl forget abt u when ur out of town

and yes i'm talking abt u FunnyWay

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

My dad does that all the time! (although I won't call him a fucking asshole cos I actually quite like him!)

Him : So, any news?
Me : No, not really, just been working, same old life. How about you, anything new ?
Him : No, nothing to report really.

10 second silence

Him : You're mother's fine
Me: Good, great

5 second silence

Him : and the cat

confused 5 second silence on my part

Me : Okay, good

5 second silence

Him : Hmmm

5 second silence

Me : So ? (questioningly, as in was there a reason you called?)

10 second silence

Him : Got a virus the other day.
Me : Oh ?
Him : Yes, in an email. Nasty one. Killed it though.
Me : Oh good

10 second silence

Him : So, any news ?
Me : No, not really

10 second silence

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AndGodCreatedMe said:

I didn't forget, sweetie.

PICK UP THE PHONE, BITCH.

I dont call anybody unless I have a reason to call! People get mad at me for not calling often but I dont have time to just sit and chat

Freespirit said:

Thinking a lot today, huh.

TheFrog said:

I sure am... if you could get inside my mind... you would get ran over quickly, no chance.

Now how do I turn it off...

That's why I do't anwser my phone....

Okay, I gotta a couple...

I HATE it when the ice cubes taste like the freezer and ruin my drink.

I HATE it when the same commerical comes on again and again and again....


K...I'm done

AsylumUtopia said:

TheFrog said:

Love u Froggie

AndGodCreatedMe said:

FunnyWay

I hate it when i get customers who don't react to my friendliness and act like complete beeyotchz. The other day i was tryin to help this woman...but everytime i went to help her she'd act like i wasnt doing anything...like for example she asked for a bigger size in her skirt, i was like 'yep sure, i'll go see if we've got your size on floor'... then she just went *tsk* and came out of da change rooms, out onto to the floor n got it herself...WTF was dat. And then wanted me to get the trousers to got with this pinstripe jacket...but we had no more instock of these trousers and there was no way i could get the code unless they came in againz I explained it to her, and she was like 'i don't care, can u get it in for me?' i'm like..'well that's what i've been trying to explain to you!' Then there were these two women who kept conversing in their own language...a foreign language is a beautiful thing, but honestly, sometimes Its a tad annoying when tryin to communicate with people who exclude ya anyways, these two women...funny, but absolute ball-breaker customers...found fault in one skirt..okay fine...slashed da price of dat...THEN they had da audacity to look for flaws in another skirt like the other one so they could get a bargain off'a dat one too!

Yup, dat's my only rant Dat n da fact dat I have at least 500 words to chop out of my essay due on Thursday. But i'm right on top of it right nowz