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Thread started 05/12/04 2:30pm

CokeJohnson

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Remember to polish your balls...

...before you go bowling, it's very important to keep your balls nice and shiny.

Although your balls will feel more slippery when polished, they have nice shine to'em which the ladies usually appreciate..



Here's what Im talking about; fellas flashing their freshly polished balls:
























dove and there it is dove
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Reply #1 posted 05/12/04 2:32pm

IAmTheTouch

lol

ya know it!!

thumbs up!
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Reply #2 posted 05/12/04 2:33pm

REDFEATHERS

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I think they are a bit too big for me to handle..
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Reply #3 posted 05/12/04 2:36pm

JDINTERACTIVE

REDFEATHERS said:

falloff

I think they are a bit too big for me to handle..


he he, I think you need a bit more experience to find the right weight of ball with which your fingers feel comfortable handling. smile
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Reply #4 posted 05/12/04 2:37pm

REDFEATHERS

JDINTERACTIVE said:

REDFEATHERS said:

falloff

I think they are a bit too big for me to handle..


he he, I think you need a bit more experience to find the right weight of ball with which your fingers feel comfortable handling. smile



omg That sounds really complicated!
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Reply #5 posted 05/12/04 2:39pm

JDINTERACTIVE

REDFEATHERS said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



he he, I think you need a bit more experience to find the right weight of ball with which your fingers feel comfortable handling. smile



omg That sounds really complicated!


It's also a very long sentence. biggrin
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Reply #6 posted 05/12/04 2:42pm

REDFEATHERS

JDINTERACTIVE said:

REDFEATHERS said:




omg That sounds really complicated!


It's also a very long sentence. biggrin



Say it really fast! big grin
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Reply #7 posted 05/12/04 2:43pm

JDINTERACTIVE

REDFEATHERS said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



It's also a very long sentence. biggrin



Say it really fast! big grin


lol

I did and fumbled. Your turn!
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Reply #8 posted 05/12/04 2:44pm

REDFEATHERS

JDINTERACTIVE said:

REDFEATHERS said:




Say it really fast! big grin


lol

I did and fumbled. Your turn!



pout I cant do it.. sad
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Reply #9 posted 05/12/04 2:45pm

CokeJohnson

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JD, just make sure U polish your balls and you'll be all right on the night.. (of bowling)
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #10 posted 05/12/04 3:10pm

nesseone

CokeJohnson said:

...before you go bowling, it's very important to keep your balls nice and shiny.

Although your balls will feel more slippery when polished, they have nice shine to'em which the ladies usually appreciate..



Here's what Im talking about; fellas flashing their freshly polished balls:



























doh!
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Reply #11 posted 05/12/04 4:07pm

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I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but those balls look a little bit dusty, not too shiny.
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #12 posted 05/12/04 4:13pm

doctormcmeekle

I don't bowl, so I've polished my scrotum instead. neutral

If you look closely, you can almost see your face. smile
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Reply #13 posted 05/13/04 2:05am

CokeJohnson

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theVelvetRoper said:

I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but those balls look a little bit dusty, not too shiny.

You can see the light reflecting in their balls which indicates the level of shine nod
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #14 posted 05/13/04 2:37am

IAmTheTouch

doctormcmeekle said:

I don't bowl, so I've polished my scrotum instead. neutral

If you look closely, you can almost see your face. smile


falloff omg, have i told you today that i adore yo ass?! worship
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Reply #15 posted 05/13/04 7:21am

CokeJohnson

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IAmTheTouch said:

falloff omg, have i told you today that i adore yo ass?! worship


I know you aint talking to no one but me batting eyes
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #16 posted 05/13/04 7:22am

IAmTheTouch

CokeJohnson said:

IAmTheTouch said:

falloff omg, have i told you today that i adore yo ass?! worship


I know you aint talking to no one but me batting eyes


you're a very close second, sweetie! nod
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Reply #17 posted 05/13/04 7:23am

starkitty

I need to learn how to play pool.
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Reply #18 posted 05/13/04 7:25am

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My mind is in the gutter today falloff
canada

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Reply #19 posted 05/13/04 7:27am

CokeJohnson

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luv4u said:

My mind is in the gutter today falloff

well you come to the right place darlin' nod
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #20 posted 05/13/04 7:59am

ella731

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coke , you sure do talk about your balls alot..... can you say obessesive?
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Reply #21 posted 05/13/04 8:54am

CokeJohnson

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ella731 said:

coke , you sure do talk about your balls alot..... can you say obessesive?

"obessesive" U say? confuse
can U say "spelling difficulties"? lol
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #22 posted 05/13/04 8:56am

REDFEATHERS

CokeJohnson said:

ella731 said:

coke , you sure do talk about your balls alot..... can you say obessesive?

"obessesive" U say? confuse
can U say "spelling difficulties"? lol



LMAO! falloff
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Reply #23 posted 05/13/04 9:10am

ella731

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oops
boxed



falloff
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Reply #24 posted 05/13/04 9:46am

CokeJohnson

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besides polishing you can also choose to paint your balls:








dove and there it is dove
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Reply #25 posted 05/13/04 3:05pm

theVelvetRoper

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CokeJohnson said:

theVelvetRoper said:

I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but those balls look a little bit dusty, not too shiny.

You can see the light reflecting in their balls which indicates the level of shine nod


Yes, but the second ball from the left looks a little dull. Maybe that kid should lick his own clean before licking someone else's.
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #26 posted 05/13/04 4:39pm

CokeJohnson

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theVelvetRoper said:

CokeJohnson said:


You can see the light reflecting in their balls which indicates the level of shine nod


Yes, but the second ball from the left looks a little dull. Maybe that kid should lick his own clean before licking someone else's.

true that, but as you may or may not be aware, human males cannot - unfortunately - lick their own balls unlike, say, a dog or a cat pussy oral

I guess that's why he has to settle with the buddy ball licking shrug
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #27 posted 05/14/04 4:24am

CokeJohnson

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starkitty said:

I need to learn how to play pool.


and why is that? hmmm
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #28 posted 05/14/04 4:25am

REDFEATHERS

Coke.. hug Post a pic of your balls.. nod
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Reply #29 posted 05/14/04 6:29am

CokeJohnson

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REDFEATHERS said:

Coke.. hug Post a pic of your balls.. nod



my balls are a little special. They are see through and I have more than two, so here they are my dear:





















dove and there it is dove
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