I'm just trying to beat FunnyWayo'stoppinthejuice to the punch.

starkitty said:

That's a pretty weird thing to be thinking about when masturbating, kitty. FunnyWay will be honoured.

TheFrog said:

LOL on so many levels.

You freak.

Starkitty.

2freaky4church1 said:

Anxiety said:

She said, "Now little red x's never turned me on..."

shall i catch this or just let it fly?

Apparently I have a Buddhist method...

but usually there is a song in my head.

Marrk said:

Dude, that is the best line i've heard in a while.

3bogs said:

I don't get it.

starkitty said:

starkitty said:

I can show you?

3bogs said:

seriously

starkitty said:

i can see it just fine. maybe you're blind. you know how you get blind, don't you?

Me and a bunch of big brutes givin me exactly what I want

starkitty said:

Okay, well sometimes when mummy squirrel and daddy squirrel love each other very much...

I think about the McLaughlin Group when I masturbate. Doesn't everyone?

Anxiety said:

Those are the big brutes I was talkin about!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Eleanor Clift is all the man I could ever want.

3bogs said:

Oh I know all about the stork already.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'm skeerd, hold me.

Elijah Wood.

Two things.

Starkitty and shooting a goose through the skull.

At the same time.

3bogs said:

That is revolting and entirely arousing - at the same time.

starkitty said:

In that order? R U saying that yr the thing that is revolting? Thassa bit harsh on yrself love.

string cheese lots of string cheese

SexLovely said:

are you a girl or a boy?

Sweeny79 said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

not enough Hs or enough As.