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I saw Van Helsing today and all i can say is... it's the biggest pile of doo-doo i have ever seen up on the big screen. you know what the best part of the film was? it was the first ten minutes of the film that were in black and white - the scene where they hunt down Dr Frankenstein and the monster escapes to the windmill. and that's it.
other than that it was awful - well, maybe except for Kate Beckinsale. she was a hottie. i like how they made emphasis on her breasts. ok i admit that was nice too. but for the most part - RUBBISH!!!!! | |
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Milty said: well, maybe except for Kate Beckinsale. she was a hottie. i like how they made emphasis on her breasts.
Kate Beckinsale...  | |
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2the9s said: Milty said: well, maybe except for Kate Beckinsale. she was a hottie. i like how they made emphasis on her breasts.
Kate Beckinsale... Kate Beckinsale - double | |
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2the9s said: Milty said: well, maybe except for Kate Beckinsale. she was a hottie. i like how they made emphasis on her breasts.
Kate Beckinsale... Oh Kate Kate beautiful Katie Beckinsale!...  ... and then some
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Milty said: it's the biggest pile of doo-doo i have ever seen up on the big screen.
the scene where they hunt down Dr Frankenstein and the monster escapes to the windmill. and that's it.
okay, so did they refer to the creature/monster as such, or are they calling him Frankenstein? It really irks me when people get them mixed up, and they sure as hell were mixing them up in the previews... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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senik said: 2the9s said: Kate Beckinsale... Oh Kate Kate beautiful Katie Beckinsale!... ... and then some
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she needs to learn how to sit like a lady. | |
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2the9s said: senik said: Oh Kate Kate beautiful Katie Beckinsale!... ... and then some
9szee man will you stop that! I just can't take it  ... the girl just be toooo fine!
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wait... Van Helsing... Frankenstien? wrong story Hollywood jerkoffs lol | |
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TheRealFiness said: wait... Van Helsing... Frankenstien? wrong story Hollywood jerkoffs lol
Not really. It has Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster and The Wolf-Man in it. Not that I'm defending it. If it hadn't been for Kate Beckinsale, I would have walked out of this turd! Just plain bad!!! 
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Natsume said: Milty said: it's the biggest pile of doo-doo i have ever seen up on the big screen.
the scene where they hunt down Dr Frankenstein and the monster escapes to the windmill. and that's it.
okay, so did they refer to the creature/monster as such, or are they calling him Frankenstein? It really irks me when people get them mixed up, and they sure as hell were mixing them up in the previews... It irks me too. At first they refer to him as the monster, but halfway through the film they're calling him Frankenstein. Doesn't matter, this was a total waste of film!!!
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