All right so it's Monday and you have just had your first taste of the hell that awaits you all week. Instead of being tied to your lame ass, frustrating, boring as fuck, low paying job what would you rather be doing? Now talent and skill need not apply when formulating your list only your desire.

My top 5 dream Jobs are as follows:

5. Playwright
4. Mad scientist
3. Novelist
2. Rock or Movie Critic
1. Artist

luxery holiday researcher and critic.

1. Corporate Maurader

2. S.W.A.T. team sniper

3. Org House Landlord

4. Mansion Owner

5. Cubicle Monkey

princes assistant
princes chef
princes make-up designer
princes head camera man
princes clothes designer

1. Doctor.

5. Beer Taster
4. Whisky Taster
3. Girl Taster
2. Toilet Inspector
1. Goose killer

5. Pottery-maker

4. Painter

3. Any work related to children/adults with special needs

2. Archeologist (or any other 'ologist', for that matter )

1. Music Therapist

nakedpianoplayer said:

How about....

Prince's concubine?

summerdawn said:

Proctologist?

independently wealthy and drop dead gorgeous. one out of two ain't bad.

1. Supreme Ruler of the Universe (bwaa-ha-ha!)
2. Jack Daniels quality taste-checker.
3. Mad Scientist (and I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you medding kids!)
4. Major Record Company MD (right, let's put the 'music' back into 'music industry')
5. Being-so-filthy-rich-I-make-mo-money-thanyoumakeinayear-every-second! (just thru the interest)

1. rock star/musician
2. restraunt critic
3. music critic
4. fashion stylist
5. professional athlete

doctormcmeekle said:

Hell, bring it on

BorisFishpaw said:

summerdawn said:

in no particular order

take care of and play with tigers all day
fashion designer
fiction author
fabulous food critic
professional party planner (NO weddings!)

Sweeny79 said:

I your avatars...you keep changing them up

summerdawn said:

Thanks!

I get bored quick ....

I call this one heat seeking sweeny

1. Ocean Biologist
2. Ecologist
3. Registered Dietitian
4. Cancer Research
5. General or Forensic Psychiatry

~Dreams do come true...

Independently wealthy but having a job that pays you to follow Prince around review his concerts.

All I want is my own bar/restaurant.

Numbers 5,4,3 and 2 don't matter as long as 1. Lottery Winner becomes my job.

1. Doctor. . .think I wanna specialize in pain management. . .we'll see.
2. Musician
3. Pro Domme
4. President of the United States
5. Matthew's personal sex slave (<-- within reach, but he refuses to pay me a living wage )

tackam said:

I've thought about this one, but it's more in my "job for a day" category. I'd wanna try it once, but don't think I'd wanna do it for long.

1) Fluffer

2) Fluffer

3) Fluffer

4) Fluffer

5) Fluffer

CarrieMpls said:

It could get boring. I'm sure you'd get the same vanilla-as-fuck requests all damn day. "Will I let you suck my toes while I beat you with a cane? I suppose. "

Did you watch High Fidelity recently?

starkitty said:

yeah...so...

Sweeny79 said:

LOVE THAT MOVIE!