Ugh, let's get it together America. I mean last week was... I I I I don't know what to say. I really don't. You've stumped me America. You've flat out stumped me. Sure I led you by the nose all those weeks when I was praising John Stevens like he was the second coming of Robson & Jerome, but I mean honestly do you think I'm mad?

I'm glad to see your pathetic country had a brief, flickering moment of national sanity when you finally, mercifully voted Camille off. I was afraid that we Brits were going to have to retake the colonies and make you bow down before our Queen.

See if you can't tap into that magic again. Do NOT let John go another round!

This week we only have six people left...and yet there seems to be a veritable shmorgasbord of no-talent, cruiseline singer wannabes to choose from.

So.

Put down the Bic Macs. Go dust off the directions to your cell phone and when that annoying man on television tells you it's time to vote, please do so! I know you Americans worship everything on your television. Especially when it originates in England. What else can explain the success of the Beatles?

Now pardon me while I try to go catch a peek of Paul while she is dressing.

That's all... Carry on.

Well either you are 2the9s and you're going to whoop your own ass, or you ain't 2the9s and you're going to get your ass whooped.

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[This message was edited Tue Apr 27 16:21:47 2004 by shausler]

seriously, all the kids on American Idols suck. cookie cutters or rejects or straight up wierdos on that show - I like to see the guest judges sit there and do nothing or entertain a bit...thats all.



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If it isn't old "I wore my pants so high I nearly choked." Hello

John and Jasmine both have to go. And Diana. Harrumph.

CarrieMpls said:

co-sign


although, If we lose Fantasia or Latoya this week, I will just quit watching!

endorphin74 said:

Me too. I would not be able to stand the injustice for one more second!!!!!

CarrieMpls said:

Hi Simon!

endorphin74 said:

Oh man, DOUBLE co-sign to that!!

All the posts on this thread are just totally cabaret.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Finally, someone with some taste. You must be British.

Lleena said:

Well, well, well, Ms Lleena, I am indeed honored.

Will you be singing for us tonight?

SimonCowell said:

I'm impressed. You're through to the next round. Congratulations.

TheFrog said:

Errr ummm... no I am not 2the9s. Does this look like amateur night to you?

I think not.

Maybe if this was a birthday party for an obnoxious child, then (and only then) would 2the9s be qualified to judge.

No. This is American Idol...Live it. Love it.

No punks allowed.




American edit
[This message was edited Tue Apr 27 16:10:33 2004 by SimonCowell]

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(Never watched the show. NEVER.)

My problem with you, Simon, is that you act like you have taste, but at the end we poor listeners have to put up with Kelly Clarkson, Sorry 2004 and an horrible cover of When Doves Cry. Without you, there would have been no American Junior, no From Justin to Kelly, not to mention no Justin. You've done quite enough already., Mr. Cowell. If Fantasia gets eliminated this week, you will have done your part to corrupt America's good taste in music and I'll hold you responsible once I've sufficiently recovered from Jennifer's elimination.

Aerogram said:

Look.

I know my snide comments don't go over well. I can't help it if America doesn't know talent and taste when it hits them over the head with six pack abs wrapped in a black muscle shirt. But the truth is that it is not me who put these people through, but YOU all! (Well, not you because you are from Canada (which I think is part of Europe heh heh).

YOU must live with the consequences of your choices!

Thank you. Next.

SimonCowell said:

Only 28 minutes before the show. Don't you need at least half an hour to tape those man boobs befpre you slip into that untight t-shirt?

Aerogram said:

28 mintues? That's almost two times the 15 minutes of fame that the winners that America chooses will have.

SimonCowell said:

Like the world really needed that extra Warhol reference.

Let's get our game faces on people!

heh heh

"Chocolate ice cream and an onion."

I wrote that.

The night so far...

Fantasia was cute and havin fun.

George was aiight.

LaToya rocked it. And looked fabulous to boot.

Red John. Go home already.
Ans what was up with his Clay-makeover?

CarrieMpls said:

LaToya...

Jasmine's lame. Lame, lame, lame.

wow. that john stevens guy sucks major ass. why has he been allowed to stay?