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PENCIL DICKS! seriously guys, you need to fix that shit! take some enzyte or something 'cause nothing's worse than taking a guy home and then finding out he has a PENCIL DICK!
and while i'm at it, what is up with all the premature ejaculation?! i;m tired of fakin' it already!!! get some stamina!!  just for you anotherlovertoo!  giving them a taste of their own medicine. | |
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Pinky - size.
I'll say no more. | |
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What if he has a red rope licorice dick? Is that cool? ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Surgery, you know. that would help. painful. | |
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HobbesLeCute said: What if he has a red rope licorice dick? Is that cool?
yum | |
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IF he came to the table with a tongue and a vibrator I could probably work with him. | |
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Lleena said: Surgery, you know. that would help. painful.
didn't they show a penis enlargement surgery on MTV? i only saw the commercials but it looked like this guy who wanted to look like elvis was getting penis enlargement surgery. i was like, ouch and i thought getting cramps was bad. | |
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Ben had waited a long time to make a move on his girlfriend. Finally the big night came. Ben spent hours cooking a gourmet dinner and picking out the perfect romantic music.
When his girlfriend and him finished dinner, he ever so slyly suggested that they move to the couch, so it might be a little more comfortable. He turned the lights off and they began making out in the dark, when he dropped his pants and pulled out his penis. He took her hand and enclosed it around his dick. she pulled it away and said "no thanks, i dont smoke" | |
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Christopher said: Ben had waited a long time to make a move on his girlfriend. Finally the big night came. Ben spent hours cooking a gourmet dinner and picking out the perfect romantic music.
When his girlfriend and him finished dinner, he ever so slyly suggested that they move to the couch, so it might be a little more comfortable. He turned the lights off and they began making out in the dark, when he dropped his pants and pulled out his penis. He took her hand and enclosed it around his dick. she pulled it away and said "no thanks, i dont smoke"  | |
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Christopher said: Ben had waited a long time to make a move on his girlfriend. Finally the big night came. Ben spent hours cooking a gourmet dinner and picking out the perfect romantic music.
When his girlfriend and him finished dinner, he ever so slyly suggested that they move to the couch, so it might be a little more comfortable. He turned the lights off and they began making out in the dark, when he dropped his pants and pulled out his penis. He took her hand and enclosed it around his dick. she pulled it away and said "no thanks, i dont smoke" 
What about those big blowup pencils which people take to football matches. If they're the literary types.  | |
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What if it's the size of one of those pencils like kindergarteners use? I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Christopher said: Ben had waited a long time to make a move on his girlfriend. Finally the big night came. Ben spent hours cooking a gourmet dinner and picking out the perfect romantic music.
When his girlfriend and him finished dinner, he ever so slyly suggested that they move to the couch, so it might be a little more comfortable. He turned the lights off and they began making out in the dark, when he dropped his pants and pulled out his penis. He took her hand and enclosed it around his dick. she pulled it away and said "no thanks, i dont smoke" Bwahaha... ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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TheFrog said: Christopher said: Ben had waited a long time to make a move on his girlfriend. Finally the big night came. Ben spent hours cooking a gourmet dinner and picking out the perfect romantic music.
When his girlfriend and him finished dinner, he ever so slyly suggested that they move to the couch, so it might be a little more comfortable. He turned the lights off and they began making out in the dark, when he dropped his pants and pulled out his penis. He took her hand and enclosed it around his dick. she pulled it away and said "no thanks, i dont smoke"
What about those big blowup pencils which people take to football matches. If they're the literary types.  i don;t think they count. | |
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Seriously, do you gals laugh at a guy in this predicament? Whenever I've come across a guy I'm attracted to with a pencil dick I don't usually start a relationship with him but I do make sure to rock his world while I'm with him. It must suck to have a small wiener.....  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Seriously, do you gals laugh at a guy in this predicament? Whenever I've come across a guy I'm attracted to with a pencil dick I don't usually start a relationship with him but I do make sure to rock his world while I'm with him. It must suck to have a small wiener.....
always the good Samaritan! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Seriously, do you gals laugh at a guy in this predicament? Whenever I've come across a guy I'm attracted to with a pencil dick I don't usually start a relationship with him but I do make sure to rock his world while I'm with him. It must suck to have a small wiener.....
i never have sex before a relationship and i've never had a relationship with a small man, but i honestly don't think it would be that big of a deal with me. as long as he uses it right and is a good guy then it doesn't really matter. personality weighs much more with me than physical attributes. at least i think it does. | |
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JasmineFire said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Seriously, do you gals laugh at a guy in this predicament? Whenever I've come across a guy I'm attracted to with a pencil dick I don't usually start a relationship with him but I do make sure to rock his world while I'm with him. It must suck to have a small wiener.....
i never have sex before a relationship and i've never had a relationship with a small man, but i honestly don't think it would be that big of a deal with me. as long as he uses it right and is a good guy then it doesn't really matter. personality weighs much more with me than physical attributes. at least i think it does. Believe me, I'm not saying that I need a 12 incher in bed in order to to satisfied. I agree, the average size penis is enough. I've been with huge guys that sucked in bed and I've been with more average sized guys who rocked my world. However, I am talking about being with a guy who literally is the size of a pinky. I have seen it. Several times. Never fell in love with any of those guys so I can't say that it wouldn't affect my sex life with that person in a relationship... Just being honest. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Seriously, do you gals laugh at a guy in this predicament? Whenever I've come across a guy I'm attracted to with a pencil dick I don't usually start a relationship with him but I do make sure to rock his world while I'm with him. It must suck to have a small wiener.....
yes it does 
But I'm good at  . or so I'm told. | |
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madartista said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Seriously, do you gals laugh at a guy in this predicament? Whenever I've come across a guy I'm attracted to with a pencil dick I don't usually start a relationship with him but I do make sure to rock his world while I'm with him. It must suck to have a small wiener.....
always the good Samaritan! That's me. Always tryina make the world a better place  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Where's my freaking paella! | |
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2the9s said: Where's my freaking paella!
you said you didn't want any, big booty 9s! you said my paella was bad! PENCIL DICK! | |
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The type of bog in my avatar is not kind to people with tiny peckers. | |
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2the9s said: Where's my freaking paella!
 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Christopher said: Ben had waited a long time to make a move on his girlfriend. Finally the big night came. Ben spent hours cooking a gourmet dinner and picking out the perfect romantic music.
When his girlfriend and him finished dinner, he ever so slyly suggested that they move to the couch, so it might be a little more comfortable. He turned the lights off and they began making out in the dark, when he dropped his pants and pulled out his penis. He took her hand and enclosed it around his dick. she pulled it away and said "no thanks, i dont smoke" 
Keep it going!!! I'm almost t-t-there... |
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moderatorDear mrsbkw,
Please do not mention my pencil dick. Love bkw When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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How we are created is not our choice (male or female)... to judge/or measure one another for anything other than for who we are with real beautiful souls and   ... what a sad part of society. (the % is high)
I am sorry... if I offend. I am soooo tired (real or not) here or in life... to see others sense of ill-insecurities and feel even the slightest sense of responsibility for their ill-mannered behavior, I don't . Do you know how many people will read this... and feel insecure by the words... it goes the same for any thread mentioned by men toward women. I know... it's all part of our society and alway will be...  self-insecurities... and those who influence others by their own...and... those who follow and listen.
JasmineFire... you may be young... and this is a site, although it does influence our souls... if we admit to it or not, choose wisely. Yes, I am serious. | |
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Freespirit said: How we are created is not our choice (male or female)... to judge/or measure one another for anything other than for who we are with real beautiful souls and
... what a sad part of society. (the % is high)
I am sorry... if I offend. I am soooo tired (real or not) here or in life... to see others sense of ill-insecurities and feel even the slightest sense of responsibility for their ill-mannered behavior, I don't . Do you know how many people will read this... and feel insecure by the words... it goes the same for any thread mentioned by men toward women. I know... it's all part of our society and alway will be... self-insecurities... and those who influence others by their own...and... those who follow and listen.
JasmineFire... you may be young... and this is a site, although it does influence our souls... if we admit to it or not, choose wisely. Yes, I am serious. you are correct. though in the past 2-3 years I've come to the conclusion that whomever is looking for physical measures, has not yet matured. I've stopped being offended by people who laugh about it, though I do get offended when those people are the ones who know me and my flaws, yet still joke about them in public. They should have some respect, since nobody's perfect, and you can find flaws in everybody. | |
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Christopher said: Ben had waited a long time to make a move on his girlfriend. Finally the big night came. Ben spent hours cooking a gourmet dinner and picking out the perfect romantic music.
When his girlfriend and him finished dinner, he ever so slyly suggested that they move to the couch, so it might be a little more comfortable. He turned the lights off and they began making out in the dark, when he dropped his pants and pulled out his penis. He took her hand and enclosed it around his dick. she pulled it away and said "no thanks, i dont smoke" | |
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Freespirit said: Do you know how many people will read this... and feel insecure by the words...
Always my concern with threads like we've seen as of late  ...even though, JasmineFire, I know you started it as a joke... 
This includes, 'who is the hottest female/male .orger' threads, 'show us your *****'s' threads, or any thread concentrating on something we cannot choose...or control. My  | |
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I have never laughed at nor turned someone away because of their size.....  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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