DavidEye said: is there some kind of Battle of the Sexes thing going on here? I guess I missed it
Well, you don't spend enough time in here. | |
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thechronic2 said: this is terrible....another knows most women are lazy and not appreciative of the great kings of the earth....THE MAN!
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AnotherLoverToo said: ThreadBare said: .
[This message was edited Mon Apr 26 20:09:31 2004 by ThreadBare] Ok, Mr Thready, what were you gonna say?! What's that edit all about?! ((put em up, put em up! )) Let's see: Don't psychologists characterize violence (boxing) and subsequent affection (kissing) as the tell-tale cycle of abuse? :hmm?: | |
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Just in case some people are curious about why I started this thread, here are a few examples of what we've been flooded with in the last week or so. It gets old, lol
http://www.prince.org/msg/100/89219 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/91159 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90842 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90918 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90003 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90111 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/89904 | |
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Carrie you ma gurrl and you know I love ya | |
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A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'" | |
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PanthaGirl said: [color=violet:882c121eb1]A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'"[/color] | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: PEJ said: I never called any woman a bitch.
What kind of PIMP are you? Maybe its just a front. Maybe he has a girlfriend stashed somewhere and is madly in love. I wouldnt doubt it | |
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Thanks for all of the love, everybody! (even you, CokeJohnson! ) I just thought I'd vent a little about the double standards and unrealistic expectations society sometimes has of women and their appearances, and inject a little humor. You guys and gals are awesome, I love this site and the real life connections/friendships I've made as a result! ((off to shave now! yes, I do. what, you thought I was a Sasquatch? )) | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: PanthaGirl said: A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'" WTF | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Thanks for all of the love, everybody! (even you, CokeJohnson! ) You're most welcome sweetie ((off to shave now! yes, I do. what, you thought I was a Sasquatch? ))
Im so glad to hear that and there it is | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: ((off to shave now! yes, I do. what, you thought I was a Sasquatch? )) I think you should leave a little goatee. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Just in case some people are curious about why I started this thread, here are a few examples of what we've been flooded with in the last week or so. It gets old, lol
http://www.prince.org/msg/100/89219 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/91159 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90842 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90918 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90003 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90111 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/89904 so you were offended a little bit... I'm gonna have to learn how to keep my opinions to my self and watch what I say. To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: AnotherLoverToo said: Just in case some people are curious about why I started this thread, here are a few examples of what we've been flooded with in the last week or so. It gets old, lol
http://www.prince.org/msg/100/89219 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/91159 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90842 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90918 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90003 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/90111 http://www.prince.org/msg/100/89904 so you were offended a little bit... I'm gonna have to learn how to keep my opinions to my self and watch what I say. No, that's not it at all, Pej, you should always voice your opinions. I've always been cool with you. My issue was that it seemed that A LOT of men were doing A LOT of complaining about women and how we don't live up to their expectations sexually/physically. One thread isn't so bad. Many threads on it, in a short timespan, suck and can make women feel badly. | |
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