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Thread started 05/01/04 5:41am

lilmissmissy

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NOT 4 DA FAINT-HEARTED: HOW 2 MAKE A MUMMY :ill:

How to Make a Mummy
No wrapping your little brother in sheets, this is the real stuff modified only slightly.

Difficulty Level: average Time Required: 55 days



Here's How:
Get four jars to hold the liver, lungs, intestines, and stomach. Keep the heart inside the body and discard the other internal body organs.
Poke a rod with a hook on it through the nasal cavity to pull out the brain. Stuff the head with tree resin and sawdust.
Soak the body in natron for 40 days. Then put the body on an inclining couch so the liquids and natron fall to the bottom into a pan. Discard.
Rub the body with olibanum oil to make the skin supple.
Pack the body to make it more lifelike (with spices or sawdust).
Use wax to seal any incisions.
Tear fine linen into strips 16 yards long and 2-8 inches wide.
Wrap the smaller extremities (toes and fingers) first.
Next, wrap the limbs, and finally, the torso.
Sing appropriate chants over each body part.
Secure linen with tree resin.
Tuck in an amulet after every few layers.

Tips:
You'll need over 1000 yards of fine linen.
The wrapping should take 15 days. .
Natron is a drying solution from the Nile area. It's similar to baking soda and salt
nod

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Reply #1 posted 05/01/04 5:50am

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It's ok, I didnt read it shrug
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #2 posted 05/01/04 3:48pm

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[This message was edited Sat May 1 15:49:13 2004 by ArdeoTheMerciless]
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Reply #3 posted 05/02/04 4:16am

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No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #4 posted 05/02/04 6:45am

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lilmissmissy said:

How to Make a Mummy
No wrapping your little brother in sheets, this is the real stuff modified only slightly.

Difficulty Level: average Time Required: 55 days



Here's How:
Get four jars to hold the liver, lungs, intestines, and stomach. Keep the heart inside the body and discard the other internal body organs.
Poke a rod with a hook on it through the nasal cavity to pull out the brain. Stuff the head with tree resin and sawdust.
Soak the body in natron for 40 days. Then put the body on an inclining couch so the liquids and natron fall to the bottom into a pan. Discard.
Rub the body with olibanum oil to make the skin supple.
Pack the body to make it more lifelike (with spices or sawdust).
Use wax to seal any incisions.
Tear fine linen into strips 16 yards long and 2-8 inches wide.
Wrap the smaller extremities (toes and fingers) first.
Next, wrap the limbs, and finally, the torso.
Sing appropriate chants over each body part.
Secure linen with tree resin.
Tuck in an amulet after every few layers.

Tips:
You'll need over 1000 yards of fine linen.
The wrapping should take 15 days. .
Natron is a drying solution from the Nile area. It's similar to baking soda and salt
nod

thumbs up!


My apologiez 4 grossin y'all out!

Have a good night y'all wave


Yuck! lol
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #5 posted 05/02/04 6:02pm

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lilmissmissy said:

How to Make a Mummy
No wrapping your little brother in sheets, this is the real stuff modified only slightly.

Difficulty Level: average Time Required: 55 days



Here's How:
Get four jars to hold the liver, lungs, intestines, and stomach. Keep the heart inside the body and discard the other internal body organs.
Poke a rod with a hook on it through the nasal cavity to pull out the brain. Stuff the head with tree resin and sawdust.
Soak the body in natron for 40 days. Then put the body on an inclining couch so the liquids and natron fall to the bottom into a pan. Discard.
Rub the body with olibanum oil to make the skin supple.
Pack the body to make it more lifelike (with spices or sawdust).
Use wax to seal any incisions.
Tear fine linen into strips 16 yards long and 2-8 inches wide.
Wrap the smaller extremities (toes and fingers) first.
Next, wrap the limbs, and finally, the torso.
Sing appropriate chants over each body part.
Secure linen with tree resin.
Tuck in an amulet after every few layers.

Tips:
You'll need over 1000 yards of fine linen.
The wrapping should take 15 days. .
Natron is a drying solution from the Nile area. It's similar to baking soda and salt
nod

thumbs up!


My apologiez 4 grossin y'all out!

Have a good night y'all wave


I dont no who you are but I dig your style!
Now this is an original thread.
"Stuff the head with tree resin and sawdust. "
LMFAO.....LOL FUCKING GREAT
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