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Reply #30 posted 04/26/04 2:27pm

AnotherLoverTo
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mrbungle said:

I just want to get some and all of those variables really don't mean a thing to me. I do have a few questions.

1. What is deoderant

2. Is it wrong to do laundry maybe once per month? I don't know about you but I hate laundry and if I could find someone to do it for me I would.

3. Can we meet in the middle here: If you don't work me about my skid marks I promise I won't complain about your shaved or shaveless regions. Besides it's been said that the hair makes for good flavor savor.

4. If you let me get away with my laundry by doing it once a month I can let you walk around naked so you don't have to doll yourself up and spend your money on those cute little outfits.


You're suggestions: Take care of your own hygiene- Who is Gene and why do you keep saying hi to him

2. Keep wanking yourselves off alone- I'm sick of wanking bring on the ho's, whoops I mean women



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Reply #31 posted 04/26/04 2:30pm

CokeJohnson

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AnotherLoverToo said:

You don't see female Orgers starting threads about men's pencil dicks, or how they have zero finesse in the bedroom or tacky stuff like that.


If you have experienced these problems, you might wanna reconsider your dating strategy wink
dove and there it is dove
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Reply #32 posted 04/26/04 2:38pm

Marrk

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Q. Why do men fart louder than women?
A. Women can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure



Tralala whistling

I don't mean it edit
[This message was edited Mon Apr 26 14:48:02 2004 by Marrk]
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Reply #33 posted 04/26/04 3:02pm

Teacher

clapping worship ALT highfive

I haven't even been on here enough to bother with the threads concerned, but ain't it ironic that some of the men who routinely speak like this are married in real life? When you ask them about THAT, they have nothing to say. No fucking balls to speak their minds to their wives, because they have them laundrying the skid marked mufuggas and putting up with their hairy backs, balls and what have you, hairy ears and nose hairs and shit barf


Give me an honest man who tells me what he wants and who wipes himself and shaves his balls any day, otherwise stfu And before y'all ask, I got one already! nana
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Reply #34 posted 04/26/04 3:03pm

Teacher

JDINTERACTIVE said:

It's all very well claiming it as a joke but misogyny just aint big nor clever in my opinion. Women and girls rock my world!


hug kotc heart

You are a great man JD, and an even better friend.
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Reply #35 posted 04/26/04 3:09pm

Natsume

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Marrk said:

Q. Why do men fart louder than women?
A. Women can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure



Tralala whistling

I don't mean it edit
[This message was edited Mon Apr 26 14:48:02 2004 by Marrk]

seriously... I fart like nobody's business... I would blow all of you away! no pun intended...

fart
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #36 posted 04/26/04 3:29pm

Adisa

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hah! @ this thread! U got a point tho,sista! Sounds like a lot of guys on here are sexually frustrated and decided to vent about it on the org. They should be like me and just love all types of women! lol















drool WOMEN! woot!
I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired!
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Reply #37 posted 04/26/04 3:48pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
grinderSexy

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Natsume said:

CokeJohnson said:

Relax, chill out and dont take everything so seriously; people are just having a laugh that's all... Funny thread though thumbs up!

It still bothers the fuck out of me that these threads are allowed to exist and that other orgers post on them, egging the creator on. Moderators, do something about this shit. Even when I reported it, I was told it was probably a joke. So fucking what?? Even when I responded back, I got no orgnote in return from the mod, nor was any action taken.

pissed

yes, I am pissy enough to call this shit out.


Dayum..... I thought you were trippin in ALT lol

Rawk on Nat! woot!
2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740
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Reply #38 posted 04/26/04 4:04pm

Pele

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I am SO glad I have a good man, who don't care about the hair on my body and makes love to me like there is NO tomorow. I mean last night, it was so good I cried tears of JOY. Fuck yeah. I do shave my armpits, just 'cause, but I don't shave my legs and my arms are hella hairy. Who gives a fuck?

Plus, my man is clean. His feet are immaculate... and he does more housework than me, lol! Well sorta... He always cleans the sheets and kitchen towels every week. I am one lucky woman. He can cook too.

peace
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Reply #39 posted 04/26/04 4:56pm

ThreadBare

Pele said:

I am SO glad I have a good man, who don't care about the hair on my body and makes love to me like there is NO tomorow. I mean last night, it was so good I cried tears of JOY. Fuck yeah. I do shave my armpits, just 'cause, but I don't shave my legs and my arms are hella hairy. Who gives a fuck?

Plus, my man is clean. His feet are immaculate... and he does more housework than me, lol! Well sorta... He always cleans the sheets and kitchen towels every week. I am one lucky woman. He can cook too.

peace


hmmm Odd ... I don't remember marrying you... confuse
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Reply #40 posted 04/26/04 4:59pm

JasmineFire

ThreadBare said:

Pele said:

I am SO glad I have a good man, who don't care about the hair on my body and makes love to me like there is NO tomorow. I mean last night, it was so good I cried tears of JOY. Fuck yeah. I do shave my armpits, just 'cause, but I don't shave my legs and my arms are hella hairy. Who gives a fuck?

Plus, my man is clean. His feet are immaculate... and he does more housework than me, lol! Well sorta... He always cleans the sheets and kitchen towels every week. I am one lucky woman. He can cook too.

peace


hmmm Odd ... I don't remember marrying you... confuse

marry me, mr. immaculate feet! i can make paella!
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Reply #41 posted 04/26/04 5:04pm

ThreadBare

JasmineFire said:

ThreadBare said:



hmmm Odd ... I don't remember marrying you... confuse

marry me, mr. immaculate feet! i can make paella!


Nah, you're a shaver!! lol And, someone's girlfriend, aren't ya? I don't do that "steal a woman" routine. Too many other musicians have died that way. It's the musician's curse, you know...

Wait, paella?
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Reply #42 posted 04/26/04 5:05pm

AzureStarr

AnotherLoverToo said:

There have been so many threads lately where men are negatively critiquing the way women perform in bed, how we look, where and how much we shave, etc. Seems like we can't do anything right for you guys, and we're all these bushy-muffed-armpitted bitches who "sound like truckdrivers" if we sink to your communication level. You bitch if we don't go down on you, but if we look up at you, we're "staring" and that's not ok either. You expect us to suck and lick your hairy dick/balls/ass, but if you happen to get a hair or two in your mouth from us, you call it "a hairball".

So here are some realities, boys: women spend hours and tons of money getting our hair cut/colored/styled and doing it themselves; we get our nails done (pedicures, too); we search high and low for cute, sexy outfits; we shave/wax our pits, crotch and eyebrows and any other hair society tells us is unattractive; we use sweet-smelling lotions and body sprays to smell good; we use makeup on our faces to enhance our features; we tan to get the "right" skin color. And it goes without saying that we shower daily, brush/floss our teeth, use deoderant, etc.

So I find it really hypocritical that several guys here want to take us to task when they probably leave skid marks in their drawers cuz they can't be bothered to wipe properly (yet expect us to be happy going down on them), and most likely they don't shave their faces more than a few times per week, probably wear the same clothes day in and out, do laundry maybe once per month, and are lucky if they remember deoderant.

So, to you guys who have so many complaints about us women lately, I have a couple of suggestions:

1. Take care of your own hygiene 2. Keep wanking yourselves off alone OR go find a guy who feels the same way about women and do each other.



this applies ONLY to the men who've been so negative and crude lately with their woman-bashing threads/posts
[This message was edited Mon Apr 26 9:45:34 2004 by AnotherLoverToo]


YEAH! biggrin

(I giggled at this, though... "bushy-muffed-armpitted bitches who "sound like truckdrivers")
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Reply #43 posted 04/26/04 5:06pm

JasmineFire

ThreadBare said:

JasmineFire said:


marry me, mr. immaculate feet! i can make paella!


Nah, you're a shaver!! lol And, someone's girlfriend, aren't ya? I don't do that "steal a woman" routine. Too many other musicians have died that way. It's the musician's curse, you know...

Wait, paella?

nod paella!

i'm not a shaver, i'm a close trimmer. nod
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Reply #44 posted 04/26/04 5:06pm

lilmissmissy

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Yeah! U tell 'em girl! woot! I couldn't believe what some guys were complainin bout honestly! So yeah u tell em!
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #45 posted 04/26/04 5:11pm

CarrieMpls

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ALT, you rock. hug
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Reply #46 posted 04/26/04 5:12pm

bkw

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This is why I have the secret hots for AnotherLoverToo. mushy

Telling it like it is. thumbs up!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #47 posted 04/26/04 5:14pm

mrsbkw

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mad

the secret hots, eh?



she doesn't have to clean yor dirty underwear!
no no no!
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Reply #48 posted 04/26/04 5:16pm

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this is terrible....another knows most women are lazy and not appreciative of the great kings of the earth....THE MAN!
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE!
THE ONLY INSTITUTION WORTH MENTIONING!


MY MIRROR SMILES BACK AT ME!
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Reply #49 posted 04/26/04 5:17pm

ThreadBare

JasmineFire said:

ThreadBare said:



Nah, you're a shaver!! lol And, someone's girlfriend, aren't ya? I don't do that "steal a woman" routine. Too many other musicians have died that way. It's the musician's curse, you know...

Wait, paella?

nod paella!

i'm not a shaver, i'm a close trimmer. nod


nod and a girlfriend nod
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Reply #50 posted 04/26/04 5:19pm

JasmineFire

ThreadBare said:

JasmineFire said:


nod paella!

i'm not a shaver, i'm a close trimmer. nod


nod and a girlfriend nod

was a girlfriend.
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Reply #51 posted 04/26/04 5:20pm

bkw

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mrsbkw said:

mad

the secret hots, eh?



she doesn't have to clean yor dirty underwear!

omfg

I think someone jacked my account sweetheart...is that the phone I hear ringing? I better go doh!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #52 posted 04/26/04 5:21pm

ThreadBare

JasmineFire said:

ThreadBare said:



nod and a girlfriend nod

was a girlfriend.



riiiiight.

That's usually the line the woman feeds the musician, right before the disgruntled, NRA-member boyfriend shows up...
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Reply #53 posted 04/26/04 5:22pm

mrsbkw

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bkw said:

mrsbkw said:

mad

the secret hots, eh?



she doesn't have to clean yor dirty underwear!

omfg

I think someone jacked my account sweetheart...is that the phone I hear ringing? I better go doh!

evil

thought i wouldn't find out about the org, huh?

THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT?!?!


uzi bkw
no no no!
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Reply #54 posted 04/26/04 5:27pm

bkw

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mrsbkw said:

bkw said:


omfg

I think someone jacked my account sweetheart...is that the phone I hear ringing? I better go doh!

evil

thought i wouldn't find out about the org, huh?

THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT?!?!


uzi bkw

Sweetheart, your signature is fucking cracking me up! LMFAO!!!

I'm laughing with you and not at you darling. boxed
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #55 posted 04/26/04 6:15pm

July

sinisterpentatonic said:

[color=blue:fd9b5534bc]And God Created Woman


In a deep sleep I fell
And the music starts 2 swell
One of my ribs He took and it shall be
Bone of my bones (bone of my bones)
And God created woman
And we were naked and did not care
There's a time 2 take and a time 2 share
2 in love, all around and all aware
Flesh of my flesh (flesh of my flesh)
And God created woman

Temptation sweet and so much (sweet and so much)
Surely die if neither one of us shall ye touch (shall ye touch)
Then again we could die from the rush (rush)
Heart of my heart (heart of my heart)
And God created woman (woman)

Woman
My-my-my-my-my-my woman

In my darkest hour I find
Many serpents who have lied (lied)
Given half the chance still I'd run 2 your side (run 2 your side)
Love of my love (love of my love)
And God created woman (woman)

And if I never see u again
It's alright 4 I am guilty of no sin
They can have u, I'll have your love in the end
Soul of my soul (soul of my soul)
And God created woman

(God created woman)
(God created woman) (woman)
Flesh of my flesh
(God created woman) (soul)
(God created, God created woman)
(God created, God created woman)
(God created woman)[/color]

worship


Yeah, you better quote Prince and that song. lol
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Reply #56 posted 04/26/04 6:18pm

XxAxX

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eek hah!


AnotherLoverToo said:

There have been so many threads lately where men are negatively critiquing the way women perform in bed, how we look, where and how much we shave, etc. Seems like we can't do anything right for you guys, and we're all these bushy-muffed-armpitted bitches who "sound like truckdrivers" if we sink to your communication level. You bitch if we don't go down on you, but if we look up at you, we're "staring" and that's not ok either. You expect us to suck and lick your hairy dick/balls/ass, but if you happen to get a hair or two in your mouth from us, you call it "a hairball".

So here are some realities, boys: women spend hours and tons of money getting our hair cut/colored/styled and doing it themselves; we get our nails done (pedicures, too); we search high and low for cute, sexy outfits; we shave/wax our pits, crotch and eyebrows and any other hair society tells us is unattractive; we use sweet-smelling lotions and body sprays to smell good; we use makeup on our faces to enhance our features; we tan to get the "right" skin color. And it goes without saying that we shower daily, brush/floss our teeth, use deoderant, etc.

So I find it really hypocritical that several guys here want to take us to task when they probably leave skid marks in their drawers cuz they can't be bothered to wipe properly (yet expect us to be happy going down on them), and most likely they don't shave their faces more than a few times per week, probably wear the same clothes day in and out, do laundry maybe once per month, and are lucky if they remember deoderant.

So, to you guys who have so many complaints about us women lately, I have a couple of suggestions:

1. Take care of your own hygiene 2. Keep wanking yourselves off alone OR go find a guy who feels the same way about women and do each other.



this applies ONLY to the men who've been so negative and crude lately with their woman-bashing threads/posts
[This message was edited Mon Apr 26 9:45:34 2004 by AnotherLoverToo]



biggrin lol falloff
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Reply #57 posted 04/26/04 7:33pm

tackam

You fucking rock. headbang falloff
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Reply #58 posted 04/26/04 7:56pm

crazyhorse

Dude's that start thread's talking shit about women do so because...

1.Just listened to an Andrew Dice Clay album.
2.Just got the walking papers from there lady.(my group,lol)
3.Aint gettin any,never had any and cant deal that chicks dont dig them.
4.Graduates from "Neanderthal High" class 1952.
5.Mama didnt give them any hugs growing up.
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Reply #59 posted 04/26/04 8:08pm

ThreadBare

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[This message was edited Mon Apr 26 20:09:31 2004 by ThreadBare]
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