mrbungle said: I just want to get some and all of those variables really don't mean a thing to me. I do have a few questions.
1. What is deoderant 2. Is it wrong to do laundry maybe once per month? I don't know about you but I hate laundry and if I could find someone to do it for me I would. 3. Can we meet in the middle here: If you don't work me about my skid marks I promise I won't complain about your shaved or shaveless regions. Besides it's been said that the hair makes for good flavor savor. 4. If you let me get away with my laundry by doing it once a month I can let you walk around naked so you don't have to doll yourself up and spend your money on those cute little outfits. You're suggestions: Take care of your own hygiene- Who is Gene and why do you keep saying hi to him 2. Keep wanking yourselves off alone- I'm sick of wanking bring on the ho's, whoops I mean women | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: You don't see female Orgers starting threads about men's pencil dicks, or how they have zero finesse in the bedroom or tacky stuff like that.
If you have experienced these problems, you might wanna reconsider your dating strategy and there it is | |
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Q. Why do men fart louder than women?
A. Women can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure Tralala I don't mean it edit [This message was edited Mon Apr 26 14:48:02 2004 by Marrk] | |
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I haven't even been on here enough to bother with the threads concerned, but ain't it ironic that some of the men who routinely speak like this are married in real life? When you ask them about THAT, they have nothing to say. No fucking balls to speak their minds to their wives, because they have them laundrying the skid marked mufuggas and putting up with their hairy backs, balls and what have you, hairy ears and nose hairs and shit Give me an honest man who tells me what he wants and who wipes himself and shaves his balls any day, otherwise And before y'all ask, I got one already! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: It's all very well claiming it as a joke but misogyny just aint big nor clever in my opinion. Women and girls rock my world!
You are a great man JD, and an even better friend. | |
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Marrk said: Q. Why do men fart louder than women?
A. Women can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure Tralala I don't mean it edit [This message was edited Mon Apr 26 14:48:02 2004 by Marrk] seriously... I fart like nobody's business... I would blow all of you away! no pun intended... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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@ this thread! U got a point tho,sista! Sounds like a lot of guys on here are sexually frustrated and decided to vent about it on the org. They should be like me and just love all types of women!
WOMEN! I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Natsume said: CokeJohnson said: Relax, chill out and dont take everything so seriously; people are just having a laugh that's all... Funny thread though
It still bothers the fuck out of me that these threads are allowed to exist and that other orgers post on them, egging the creator on. Moderators, do something about this shit. Even when I reported it, I was told it was probably a joke. So fucking what?? Even when I responded back, I got no orgnote in return from the mod, nor was any action taken. yes, I am pissy enough to call this shit out. Dayum..... I thought you were trippin in ALT Rawk on Nat! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I am SO glad I have a good man, who don't care about the hair on my body and makes love to me like there is NO tomorow. I mean last night, it was so good I cried tears of JOY. Fuck yeah. I do shave my armpits, just 'cause, but I don't shave my legs and my arms are hella hairy. Who gives a fuck?
Plus, my man is clean. His feet are immaculate... and he does more housework than me, lol! Well sorta... He always cleans the sheets and kitchen towels every week. I am one lucky woman. He can cook too. | |
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Pele said: I am SO glad I have a good man, who don't care about the hair on my body and makes love to me like there is NO tomorow. I mean last night, it was so good I cried tears of JOY. Fuck yeah. I do shave my armpits, just 'cause, but I don't shave my legs and my arms are hella hairy. Who gives a fuck?
Plus, my man is clean. His feet are immaculate... and he does more housework than me, lol! Well sorta... He always cleans the sheets and kitchen towels every week. I am one lucky woman. He can cook too. Odd ... I don't remember marrying you... | |
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ThreadBare said: Pele said: I am SO glad I have a good man, who don't care about the hair on my body and makes love to me like there is NO tomorow. I mean last night, it was so good I cried tears of JOY. Fuck yeah. I do shave my armpits, just 'cause, but I don't shave my legs and my arms are hella hairy. Who gives a fuck?
Plus, my man is clean. His feet are immaculate... and he does more housework than me, lol! Well sorta... He always cleans the sheets and kitchen towels every week. I am one lucky woman. He can cook too. Odd ... I don't remember marrying you... marry me, mr. immaculate feet! i can make paella! | |
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JasmineFire said: ThreadBare said: Odd ... I don't remember marrying you... marry me, mr. immaculate feet! i can make paella! Nah, you're a shaver!! And, someone's girlfriend, aren't ya? I don't do that "steal a woman" routine. Too many other musicians have died that way. It's the musician's curse, you know... Wait, paella? | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: There have been so many threads lately where men are negatively critiquing the way women perform in bed, how we look, where and how much we shave, etc. Seems like we can't do anything right for you guys, and we're all these bushy-muffed-armpitted bitches who "sound like truckdrivers" if we sink to your communication level. You bitch if we don't go down on you, but if we look up at you, we're "staring" and that's not ok either. You expect us to suck and lick your hairy dick/balls/ass, but if you happen to get a hair or two in your mouth from us, you call it "a hairball".
So here are some realities, boys: women spend hours and tons of money getting our hair cut/colored/styled and doing it themselves; we get our nails done (pedicures, too); we search high and low for cute, sexy outfits; we shave/wax our pits, crotch and eyebrows and any other hair society tells us is unattractive; we use sweet-smelling lotions and body sprays to smell good; we use makeup on our faces to enhance our features; we tan to get the "right" skin color. And it goes without saying that we shower daily, brush/floss our teeth, use deoderant, etc. So I find it really hypocritical that several guys here want to take us to task when they probably leave skid marks in their drawers cuz they can't be bothered to wipe properly (yet expect us to be happy going down on them), and most likely they don't shave their faces more than a few times per week, probably wear the same clothes day in and out, do laundry maybe once per month, and are lucky if they remember deoderant. So, to you guys who have so many complaints about us women lately, I have a couple of suggestions: 1. Take care of your own hygiene 2. Keep wanking yourselves off alone OR go find a guy who feels the same way about women and do each other. this applies ONLY to the men who've been so negative and crude lately with their woman-bashing threads/posts [This message was edited Mon Apr 26 9:45:34 2004 by AnotherLoverToo] YEAH! (I giggled at this, though... "bushy-muffed-armpitted bitches who "sound like truckdrivers") | |
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ThreadBare said: JasmineFire said: marry me, mr. immaculate feet! i can make paella! Nah, you're a shaver!! And, someone's girlfriend, aren't ya? I don't do that "steal a woman" routine. Too many other musicians have died that way. It's the musician's curse, you know... Wait, paella? paella! i'm not a shaver, i'm a close trimmer. | |
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Yeah! U tell 'em girl! I couldn't believe what some guys were complainin bout honestly! So yeah u tell em! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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This is why I have the secret hots for AnotherLoverToo.
Telling it like it is. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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the secret hots, eh? she doesn't have to clean yor dirty underwear! | |
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this is terrible....another knows most women are lazy and not appreciative of the great kings of the earth....THE MAN! UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE!
THE ONLY INSTITUTION WORTH MENTIONING! MY MIRROR SMILES BACK AT ME! | |
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JasmineFire said: ThreadBare said: Nah, you're a shaver!! And, someone's girlfriend, aren't ya? I don't do that "steal a woman" routine. Too many other musicians have died that way. It's the musician's curse, you know... Wait, paella? paella! i'm not a shaver, i'm a close trimmer. and a girlfriend | |
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ThreadBare said: JasmineFire said: paella! i'm not a shaver, i'm a close trimmer. and a girlfriend was a girlfriend. | |
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mrsbkw said: the secret hots, eh? she doesn't have to clean yor dirty underwear! I think someone jacked my account sweetheart...is that the phone I hear ringing? I better go When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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JasmineFire said: ThreadBare said: and a girlfriend was a girlfriend. riiiiight. That's usually the line the woman feeds the musician, right before the disgruntled, NRA-member boyfriend shows up... | |
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bkw said: mrsbkw said: the secret hots, eh? she doesn't have to clean yor dirty underwear! I think someone jacked my account sweetheart...is that the phone I hear ringing? I better go thought i wouldn't find out about the org, huh? THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT?!?! bkw | |
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mrsbkw said: bkw said: I think someone jacked my account sweetheart...is that the phone I hear ringing? I better go thought i wouldn't find out about the org, huh? THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT?!?! bkw Sweetheart, your signature is fucking cracking me up! LMFAO!!! I'm laughing with you and not at you darling. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: In a deep sleep I fell And the music starts 2 swell One of my ribs He took and it shall be Bone of my bones (bone of my bones) And God created woman And we were naked and did not care There's a time 2 take and a time 2 share 2 in love, all around and all aware Flesh of my flesh (flesh of my flesh) And God created woman Temptation sweet and so much (sweet and so much) Surely die if neither one of us shall ye touch (shall ye touch) Then again we could die from the rush (rush) Heart of my heart (heart of my heart) And God created woman (woman) Woman My-my-my-my-my-my woman In my darkest hour I find Many serpents who have lied (lied) Given half the chance still I'd run 2 your side (run 2 your side) Love of my love (love of my love) And God created woman (woman) And if I never see u again It's alright 4 I am guilty of no sin They can have u, I'll have your love in the end Soul of my soul (soul of my soul) And God created woman (God created woman) (God created woman) (woman) Flesh of my flesh (God created woman) (soul) (God created, God created woman) (God created, God created woman) (God created woman)[/color] Yeah, you better quote Prince and that song. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: There have been so many threads lately where men are negatively critiquing the way women perform in bed, how we look, where and how much we shave, etc. Seems like we can't do anything right for you guys, and we're all these bushy-muffed-armpitted bitches who "sound like truckdrivers" if we sink to your communication level. You bitch if we don't go down on you, but if we look up at you, we're "staring" and that's not ok either. You expect us to suck and lick your hairy dick/balls/ass, but if you happen to get a hair or two in your mouth from us, you call it "a hairball".
So here are some realities, boys: women spend hours and tons of money getting our hair cut/colored/styled and doing it themselves; we get our nails done (pedicures, too); we search high and low for cute, sexy outfits; we shave/wax our pits, crotch and eyebrows and any other hair society tells us is unattractive; we use sweet-smelling lotions and body sprays to smell good; we use makeup on our faces to enhance our features; we tan to get the "right" skin color. And it goes without saying that we shower daily, brush/floss our teeth, use deoderant, etc. So I find it really hypocritical that several guys here want to take us to task when they probably leave skid marks in their drawers cuz they can't be bothered to wipe properly (yet expect us to be happy going down on them), and most likely they don't shave their faces more than a few times per week, probably wear the same clothes day in and out, do laundry maybe once per month, and are lucky if they remember deoderant. So, to you guys who have so many complaints about us women lately, I have a couple of suggestions: 1. Take care of your own hygiene 2. Keep wanking yourselves off alone OR go find a guy who feels the same way about women and do each other. this applies ONLY to the men who've been so negative and crude lately with their woman-bashing threads/posts [This message was edited Mon Apr 26 9:45:34 2004 by AnotherLoverToo] | |
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You fucking rock. | |
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Dude's that start thread's talking shit about women do so because...
1.Just listened to an Andrew Dice Clay album. 2.Just got the walking papers from there lady.(my group,lol) 3.Aint gettin any,never had any and cant deal that chicks dont dig them. 4.Graduates from "Neanderthal High" class 1952. 5.Mama didnt give them any hugs growing up. | |
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