Oh my god I just went into our bathroom to tinkle and she must have just taken a dump (a very MESSY, SMELLY DUMP!) and she obviously did not use the lysol can that's on the floor next to our toilet. This isn't the first time I've smelled her post-POOP but I must say tonight it was at its worst. What should I do????

purplegypsy said:

theSpark said:

do you guys realize that i'm serious and very upset about this? I prefer to fart in my bedroom thank you very much b/c i am polite!

maybe she doesn't like to spray chemicals. lots of times they just make it smell worse. buy a candle or incense.

JasmineFire said:

yeah but what if she doesn't use that....how do you ask someone to spray/light a match without embarrassing them?

Get a new roommate

or

ask her nicely to "Open up the damn window and use the motherfucking spray when your done you nasty bitch!!"

purplegypsy said:

i would try the candle thing and see if it works first. or you could always spray after her. that might make her realize that she's "forgetting"

When you enter the bathroom just yell "Oh my!!! what died in here?!"
She'll get the point.

I don't like the smell of lysol, so we keep incense in our bathroom. Just put some in there and kinda make an anouncement. "I bought some incense for the bathroom!" Never run out of matches or a lighter.

It's time for a heart to heart serious talk. If things don't improve, look for another room mate.

Or, put a sign up in the bathroom. Please spray lysol - your mother does not clean here.

I I I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank,
but lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like boo boo ooo ooo

Seriously, I think you're being immature about it. That's what living together is about. Dealing with things that can't be controlled. I'm not trying to be mean, but what the hell do you think she should do? Does she pay rent? If I paid rent, I'd want the privelege of shitting how ever I wanted.

You need to talk to her and let her know that her not spraying the bathroom is bothering you. If you don't do it, she'll keep on doing that and you'll be the one who's miserable.

gemini13 said:

IMMATURE?!!! I don't know what kind of living habits you have but living with someone, whether it be a roommate, family member, significant other, etc. is about having courtesy for each other....what do I think she should do? She should spray! She should light a match! She should light a candle! It's called courtesy!!!

Thank goodness I don't live with you.
[This message was edited Sat Apr 24 19:42:36 2004 by purplegypsy]

Man, just tell that broad to spray & crack a window. What she's doing is downright RUDE & disrespectful - if you don't say anything you'll be smellin dookey for the rest of your days as her roomate. Sounds lovely

Also, the smell of Lysol is sickening Get some foofoo spray - fruity stink is bad either way, but some sprays don't literally make you gag like Lysol...

I just realized the irony of my name & the subject of this thread

MrSoundMan said:

Reading this story reminds me of a lady that I used to work with. Unfortunately my office was right next to the bathroom, and when that woman came out of the ladies' room, the stench was horrible!!! Luckily I didn't have to deal with it too long, I got another job, but I know what it's like. It is not fun AT ALL.

Crappallonia said:

See, what you need to do is get 3 bogs. 3 bathrooms - whatever the fuck you wanna call them.

One for you - smelling of roses.

One for her - stinks of shit.

One for leisure time / use as a nursery.

Sweeny79 said: