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ya mom so fat she got stretchmarks on her eyelids [This message was edited Fri Apr 23 5:15:13 2004 by TheRealFiness] | |
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Yo mama's so fat when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings | |
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yo mama so ugly, she gotta sneak up on a glass of water.
yo mama got a leather wig with suede bald spots yo mama so dumb, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes you so ugly, yo mama fed you with a slingshot | |
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yo mama's so ugly she had to change her b'day to halloween **************************************************
 SINGING IS THE LOWEST FORM OF COMMUNICATION - HOMER J. SIMPSON
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Yo mama's such a crappy singer she made it into the finals of American Idol.
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Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her. Yo momma so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application! Yo' momma so ugly that her American Express card left home without her... Yo' momma has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. Yo' momma got snakeskin teeth Yo momma so stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out is on the screen. Yo momma so stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job Yo Moma So Poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. Yo Moma So Poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..." | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Yo Moma So Poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
LMAO!  | |
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Idiot said: Yo mama's such an Idiot she's too dumb to get squozen!
YO MAMA SO OLD SCHOOL SHE MAKE JOKE NOBODY GET P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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This thread is so dumb.....uh.....hmm.
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Grade-school days comin back to me..... goodtimes. They did WHAT??!.... 
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LittlePill said: This thread is so dumb.....uh.....hmm.
Yes it is but its fun! | |
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Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave. Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape. Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off. Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place. Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born. Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma. To Sir, with Love | |
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Yo Mama so fat when she walks down the street she looks like a group & when the police drive by they yell out "BREAK IT UP OVER THERE!!!" **************************************************
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yo momma so big she irons her draws in the driveway "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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