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hey baby, wanna screw? Can't a person simply ask for a hardware product without people twisting it into something sick and perverted? 
post cheesy pick up lines... here's a few I found today: 
Can I please be your slave tonight? Can I see your tan lines? Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coord inated. Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? Do you spit or swallow? Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. To Sir, with Love | |
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Are these some of the lines you've used?   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Are these some of the lines you've used?
nah....I don't pick up women... but I've seen others try so very hard ..  To Sir, with Love | |
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I like them. | |
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PEJ said: LittlePill said: Are these some of the lines you've used?
nah....I don't pick up women... but I've seen others try so very hard .. Men? Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: PEJ said: nah....I don't pick up women... but I've seen others try so very hard .. Men? men? yes men!!! men be trying to use silly pickup lines to get with my women...  they oughta cut with the chit chat and come forward with that paper if they know what's good for em...   To Sir, with Love | |
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I can't remember a really cheesy pick-up line that was used on me. I mostly get guys who want to buy me steak for some reason. A few guys asking me to eat theirs... "here, eat steak"... over and over. And, another who wouldn't leave me alone, until I finally said just give me your number then, because I won't give mine out, and he brought back a napkin with his number written all over it... numerous times (that worked because I'm with that guy now). Oh... another guy that I dated for a bit kept throwing popcorn in my purse until I started talking to him. | |
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Do U believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again? | |
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Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with. | |
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
scrambled or fertilized? | |
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beaverballs said: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
scrambled or fertilized? look who decided to post!  hi! | |
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JasmineFire said: beaverballs said: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
scrambled or fertilized? look who decided to post! hi! wudup jessy!!
 [This message was edited Thu Apr 22 15:05:02 2004 by PEJ] To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: JasmineFire said: look who decided to post! hi! wudup jessy!!
[This message was edited Thu Apr 22 15:05:02 2004 by PEJ]  help. | |
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yep, i got bored! and PEJ knows who this is...but my man will NEVER guess!! | |
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beaverballs said: yep, i got bored! and PEJ knows who this is...but my man will NEVER guess!!
well otters and beavers dwell in the same waters but I doubt your as cold as ice so lemme guess.... 
is it....  To Sir, with Love | |
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pimp1 said: who da fuck iz ya? To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: pimp1 said: who da fuck iz ya? whats with da cusin bro? gotta few pimps in da house s'all good. don't be worrying bout your throne. | |
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pimp1 said: Hey there sexy, wanna play? | |
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beaverballs said: yep, i got bored! and PEJ knows who this is...but my man will NEVER guess!!
now i'm scared.  tell me who you really are! please? | |
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PEJ said: JasmineFire said: look who decided to post! hi! wudup jessy!!
[This message was edited Thu Apr 22 15:05:02 2004 by PEJ] hi pej. | |
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"Do you like poultry? Well then suck my cock.....it's foul".  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: "Do you like poultry? Well then suck my cock.....it's foul".
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 Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: JDINTERACTIVE said: "Do you like poultry? Well then suck my cock.....it's foul".
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.... [This message was edited Sat Apr 24 0:32:19 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE] | |
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TaraPatrick said: pimp1 said: Hey there sexy, wanna play? i'm a pimp...not a playa | |
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pimp1 said: TaraPatrick said: Hey there sexy, wanna play? i'm a pimp...not a playa  To Sir, with Love | |
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TaraPatrick said: pimp1 said: Hey there sexy, wanna play? To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: TaraPatrick said: Hey there sexy, wanna play? I think your hot Pej, but Pimp1 seems like he can be just as kinky as I am. I kinda dig his "pimpness" | |
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pimp1 said: TaraPatrick said: Hey there sexy, wanna play? i'm a pimp...not a playa Playing hard to get, huh. Come over, ill put on a "show" just for you. Ill have u on your "pimp" knees in no time  | |
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TaraPatrick said: pimp1 said: i'm a pimp...not a playa Ill have u on your knees in no time i think it should be the other way round. [This message was edited Sat Apr 24 9:09:07 2004 by pimp1] | |
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