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Finish the previous Orger's sentence....part deux Due to severe loading problems.... | |
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gooeythehamster said: Due to severe loading problems I can barely stand up straight
It's quite a relief to... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: It's quite a relief to wear crotchless panties.
I don t speak english very well but | |
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gooeythehamster said: I don t speak english very well but I do know that greatly does not attach the beret of many raspberrys to the body, according to Oji
If there's a limit of 50 posts a day.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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gooeythehamster said: 
I don t speak english very well but ay lurned it from e bok I would put a tax on people who... The Compromise Theory:
Based on my analysis, I believe the government faked the plane crash and demolished the WTC North Tower with explosives. The South Tower, in a simultaneous but unrelated plot was brought down by actual terrorists. Is it a deal? | |
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Mistadobalina said: I would put a tax on people who wear clothes in public
If I had €5 I could.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: If I had €5 I could buy my fiance the engagement ring of her dreams.
When i was eating... | |
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TheFrog said: When i was eating my lunch I realised that sushi is supposed to be raw, not alive, but not before it escaped and bit my nose
Ceramic metal oxide semi conductor technology is... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Ceramic metal oxide semi conductor technology is my middle name. Sliding along... | |
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TheFrog said: Sliding along a polished floor with a feather duster up my arse is my favourite dance move
Actuaries.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Actuaries make great goalposts. I can't think... | |
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TheFrog said: I can't think why my friends always buy me soap and deodourant for my birthday
The... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: The size of my butt is growing at an exponential rate.
Thankfully... | |
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TheFrog said: Thankfully the cat has just finished licking the last of those horrible scabs off my scrotum
Only lubricant.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Only lubricant can save me from reaching my maximum daily postings
My favourite rain... | |
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TheFrog said: My favourite rain is a warm golden shower
Regional airports... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Regional airports are as easy to access as I am.
I squashed... | |
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TheFrog said: I squashed Jon Bon Jovi
Acronyms are.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Acronyms are Annoying Sentence Shorteners Self-belief... cockupedit. [This message was edited Wed Apr 14 6:10:59 2004 by TheFrog] | |
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TheFrog said: Self-belief is almost as important as self-relief
Too much torque.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Too much torque in a hand drill makes it dangerous to use in lovemaking
I just found... editagain [This message was edited Wed Apr 14 6:19:15 2004 by TheFrog] | |
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TheFrog said: I just found a strange 12-legged green thing in my armpit, tastes like nougat
When entering a..... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: When entering a corpse I prematurely ejaculate.
I can't find it within myself to... | |
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Cloudbuster said: I can't find it within myself to wash my genitals more than biannually. All sorts of... | |
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TheFrog said: All sorts of men have been in me.
I think we should... | |
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Cloudbuster said: I think we should rollerskate butter into each other's buttocks. 
Just once, I'd like... | |
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TheFrog said: Just once, I'd like to wake up without shit in my mouth.
Sundays are for.... | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: Just once, I'd like to wake up without shit in my mouth.
Sundays are for Christians, as soiled underpants are for Cloudy. My brother can't.... | |
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TheFrog said: My brother can't blow himself but I can. That is, blow my brother.
 I have a habit of... | |
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TheFrog said: My brother can't keep his hands off my breasts. I like to lay on the floor in church, under the seats, and sniff the shoes of the congregation whilst slowly masturbating on a Sunday during Service because... | |
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