Dear GhostlyNun,

Just a quickie. I can't decide whether I should worship God or worship my neighbour's rubber plant. I know the answer seems obvious, but God has its merits too.

Can you assist?

Fondle Regards

Lord Frog

Cloudbuster said:

Okay, I've picked them off, pickled them in a jar and parcelled them up.

Watch out for the Postman coming. He's got something for you in his sack.

Heavenly Mother, it's been forever since my last confession.

I ate cookies from my coworker's desk without asking. Need I perform penance?

Humbly,

s~k

BinaryJustin said:

Dear BinaryJustin,

What's this 'we' thing?

I'm actually at a swinger's bar right now and I'm posting here on my laptop.

Please don't assume that we're all as sad as you.

Meanwhile, look out for my upcoming CD-ROM, 'Meeting Friends and Enjoying Relationships - A Guide to Not Being A Sad Cunt', it might be useful to you.

Regards, GN.

doctormcmeekle said:

doctormcmeekle said:

Dear doctormcmeekle,

The afterlife is fantastic. You get more sex than you can shake a stick at, you can haunt all those people that pissed you off in life, and you can predict the lottery numbers and ensure that those people who you loved when you were alive will have their lives ruined by having more money than they know what to do with. I still recommend killing yourself

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

You can borrow Cloudbusters copy.

After I've finished with it though.
[This message was edited Sat Apr 17 16:58:48 2004 by doctormcmeekle]

Sweeny79 said:

Dear Sweeny79,

You should be flattered and extremely happy that you get so much attention. Remember, just because you've decided when and where you want to have relationships, doesn't mean that your admirers are aware of your regulations.

Don't get upset by them, but likewise, don't let these opportunities for a life-long relationship pass you by.

If you're still alone, ten years from now, you'll only have yourself to blame for getting annoyed about those people, one of whom could have very well become the love of your life.

Some people would kill to have as many admirers.

Then again, if they're annoying you, reply to each and every one of their voicemails by telling them to fuck off - it should work!

Regards, GN.

TheFrog said:

Dear TheFrog,

Forget all that, the only religion to follow is CreditCard. The more you spend, the more you'll be accepted into Paradise.

Trust me , GN

starkitty said:

Dear starkitty,

Not at all, but you will have to tell him/her that you're a greedy little piggy who can't control their food eating habits.

It's no wonder that those diets don't work. I would suggest that you don't go sunbathing on the beach anytime soon, just in case Greenpeace come along and try to roll you back into the ocean.

Regards, GN.

Cher GhostlyNun,

Do you - apparently like numerous others on this site - ever beat off when visiting the org?

Creamy regards

TheFrog

Attention Ghostly Nun! (or current resident),

You may already have won 10,000 dollars!

Please fill out the enclosed form and return it to the address below.

And please include an 11,000 dollar filing fee.

Yours in serendipitousness,

Ed McMahon

TheFrog said:

Dear TheFrog,

Well, let's just say that whenever I tell the sisters that I'm about to visit the Org, they know that they're going to have to order in some new candles pretty soon.

Regards, GN.

2the9s said:

Dear Ed McMahononononononononononon

You may already have my fist in your face if you ever send me your crap again!

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Uh-oh, brace yourself for the slave to the wave.

Dear GhostlyNun,

There's a lot of new Alternative Rock groups who are adopting the New Wave/Post-Punk style of the past couple of decades. Do you have any favorites?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

crazyhorse said:

Dear crazyhorse (oooowaaaah oooowaaaaah)

Only in Disney movies and soap operas. In reality, they'll usually sit down and watch a little TV, before taking an afternoon nap.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

To be honest, I've not been paying much attention to radio, or music TV of late. Incidentally, what are your thoughts on the new Morrissey offering, You Are the Quarry?

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

Which band was better in your opinion:

Them



or them?




Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

GhostlyNun said:

Well, Sister, I haven't heard the album yet. I've only heard one track, "The First Of The Gang To Die", and that was, like, almost 2 years ago.

However, I do plan to see Moz next month at The Apollo Theater in New York City. That's gonna be a major f***in' event! There's quite a few concerts happening this year that I'd like to see, including the reformation of Bow Wow Wow (), and....er.....you know, that other guy. That skinny muthafucka with the high voice. He'll be around in July.

Dear GhostlyNun,

The org misses you. Where have you been?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

Dear GhostlyNun,

What's your favorite Prince album and why?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Well, although I feel that New Order had superior songwriting skills (you can't argue with True Faith), I have to say that I always preferred to listen to Depeche Mode.

Could never get into Songs of Faith and Devotion, though.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

I've been frigging in the rigging because there was fuck all else to do.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

I've long come to the conclusion that the answer to that will always be; The most recent one.

The whole of Prince's work is a canon of excellence (well, most of it is) and personally, not one album actually sticks out as the only one I'd like to have on a desert island with me.

Whatever Prince's latest release is, that will be the one that will sound the most exciting at that time, so I think it's safe to say that at any point in time, the most recent Prince album will always be the one that I'll be enjoying the most.

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

Don't you think Bob Holness should be allowed another crack at the bigtime?

Your devoted servant,
Frog.

TheFrog said:

Dear TheFrog,

I've heard that he's about to make a big comeback with Blockbustersology.

It's going to be an album, a dull TV quiz show for precocious kids and a live one-man show that's going to tour around the Midlands, London and the Home counties this summer. Look out for a date somewhere near you.

Regards, GN.

Dear nun

"Customers who bought this book also bought:" Why would we care what other books cutomers bought? who are these customers they speak of?

Lleena

Dear Sister MochaChockaLattaYaYa,


Will you go out with me? Yes or No


Satan