Once I understood
My purpose in life but now
I can't remember.

life is a journey
your purpose will be revealed
now, enjoy the ride.

starkitty said:

That Haiku itself
Could be interpreted in
Many different ways.

Interpretations
and visualizations
would be fantastic.

I'm at work right now
Got thirty minutes to go
Can't wait to get out!

starkitty said:

Worship is sometimes
an evil, sometimes needed,
sometimes laudable.

INSATIABLE said:

Countdown continues
But alas it is almost
Monday already.

I wonder if you
count syllables on fingers
when writing haiku.






(like I do.)

TheFrog said:

Worship is welcomed
my altar is deserving
render me my due.

For The Frog:

I don't masturbate
as much as I say I do
OK yes I do

LittlePill said:

Eheh Not as much
As my ass, trust me on this
I've said too much now.

TheFrog said:

Screw that, c'mon now
The weekend lives forever
It's what you make it

Pants!

LittlePill said:

Never before has
a person had such a warm
hand so constantly.

Cloudbuster said:

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
no no no no no no no
that's not a haiku.

Masturbation talk
How is one professional?
This can get me paid?

If I had a wang
I'd spank twenty-four-seven
Bastards, I'm jealous.

INSATIABLE said:

Was that a challenge
Do you want to start the first
Prince dot org jerk off?

Cloudbuster said:

Show us a photo!
Then change your tights because three
Days is far too long.

LittlePill said:

God dammit, I wish!
Too bad I'm at work right now
Or I'd whip your ass.

INSATIABLE said:

That's penis envy
I hear what you're saying, but
24/7?

starkitty said:

Heck yeah, girlfriend, aaow!
I'd end up at the doctor's
With a red-ass face.

INSATIABLE said:

I have said nothing
about whips and things like that
jerking off only

TheFrog said:

Shut your fucking mouth
My picture isn't for show
Leave my tights alone

INSATIABLE said:

What method preferred?
Batteries or manual
end result the same.

Cloudbuster said:

INSATIABLE said:

ok, LMAO.

INSATIABLE said:

Cloudbuster said:

Reported! For a
naughty use of "tights" and "fuck"
in the same haiku.

starkitty said:

Bit o' both my dear,
I'm not a girl who leaves out
such ways to get off.