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U know Ur being Cheated on When... People think their smart. Think they've got game. Think they can cheat around, hump around, sleep around and creep around and that their partner is 2 stupid 2 realise, but I say
U know Ur being cheated on when... 1. U have been with the same brother 4 8 years but he still won't tell U his surname 2. Ur woman always seems 2 want 2 go 2 spend the weekend with "Tanya" after U have a bust up. (Funny U've never evr seen, spoken 2 or heard of Tanya in the 5 years U've been with Ur woman) 3. Ur man's mobile phone is always on silent 4. U have been with the same brother 4 5 years but he still won't tell U where he lives 5. Ur man has 2 go away 4 the weekend 2 attend his Grandma's funeral (this is the 11th time his grandma has died) 6. Ur woman gets her hair & nails done, puts a new tight dress, puts on enough make-up 2 paint the house, sprays herself with perfume she never usually wears cos it's '2 expensive' wears the highest heels with fishnet stockings, then when she's leaving out the door and U ask her where she's going she says "oh, just to my Mother's house" 7. U have been with the same brother 4 11 years but U still haven't met any of his friends or family 8. The neighbourhood Ho who lives next door's new baby looks just like Ur man 9. Ur new born baby looks like the neighbourhood player who lives 2 doors away | |
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10. Your partner says "Honey, I'm having an affair".... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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AsylumUtopia said: 10. Your partner says "Honey, I'm having an affair"....
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11. Ur woman's mouth tastes like Ur dick smells | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:[quote]People think their smart. Think they've got game. Think they can cheat around, hump around, sleep around and creep around and that their partner is 2 stupid 2 realise, but I say
U know Ur being cheated on when... You're me!!! | |
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