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Reply #30 posted 04/14/04 9:00am

FunnyWayOfStop
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No seriously that really puts me on the spot. What does she want me 2 say huh??!! Im trying 2 bust a nut not recite Chris Rock jokes mad
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Reply #31 posted 04/14/04 9:04am

KatSkrizzle

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this.....is funnnnn neeeee!

Funny, I've never seen such a particular fornicator.
I hope you give her her tadk list before you all decide to hump
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Reply #32 posted 04/14/04 9:28am

LoveSexy99

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KatSkrizzle said:

this.....is funnnnn neeeee!

Funny, I've never seen such a particular fornicator.
I hope you give her her tadk list before you all decide to hump
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Reply #33 posted 04/14/04 1:20pm

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Fanny Farts, Pussy Burps, Coochie Coughs whatever U call em' I HATE THAT mad

Why can't U De-air Ur insides b4 we start. Sounds like a someone trying 2 unblock a sink or that crazy machine from willy Wonka's Chocolate factory neutral


they're called "queef's" and they only occur when you push too much air in when you're tryin' to do it triple-time a-la-MC Hammer. Solution: slow-da-f*#k-down. It's not a race.
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Reply #34 posted 04/14/04 1:22pm

J0eyC0c0

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they're called "queef's" and they only occur when you push too much air in when you're tryin' to do it triple-time a-la-MC Hammer. Solution: slow-da-f*#k-down. It's not a race.


Actually it's more "position" related.
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Reply #35 posted 04/14/04 1:31pm

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I see that this is the Men-Who-Can't-Fuck-So-They-Bitch-About-Her thread. biggrin
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Reply #36 posted 04/14/04 1:33pm

TheFrog

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Sounds like...that crazy machine from willy Wonka's Chocolate factory neutral


evillol
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Reply #37 posted 04/14/04 1:52pm

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mochalox said:



they're called "queef's" and they only occur when you push too much air in when you're tryin' to do it triple-time a-la-MC Hammer. Solution: slow-da-f*#k-down. It's not a race.

falloff
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Reply #38 posted 04/14/04 2:26pm

AzureStarr

mochalox said:

...when you're tryin' to do it triple-time a-la-MC Hammer. Solution: slow-da-f*#k-down. It's not a race.


That's when I usually start talking about how I have to paint my nails or mention things that I see on the walls in the room.
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Reply #39 posted 04/14/04 2:33pm

tackam

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I see that this is the Men-Who-Can't-Fuck-So-They-Bitch-About-Her thread. biggrin


clapping

if you're regularly annoyed during sex, it means that your communication with your partner sucks, and if that's true, then I promise that she thinks you're a lousy lover as well.

rolleyes
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Reply #40 posted 04/14/04 2:39pm

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I get annoyed when I remember that the money I've got to give this woman is supposed to pay for my bills!
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Reply #41 posted 04/14/04 2:44pm

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

I FUCKING HATE THAT!!! mad I mean Im like... drool then I look down at her and she's like eek ....so I get all nervous like confused and then it's like neutral


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Reply #42 posted 04/14/04 7:45pm

PanthaGirl

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I see that this is the Men-Who-Can't-Fuck-So-They-Bitch-About-Her thread. biggrin


Co-Fucking-Sign....clapping
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Reply #43 posted 04/14/04 8:08pm

starkitty

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

4 me it has 2 be when the girl insists on staring at me when she's giving a blowjob disbelief
I FUCKING HATE THAT!!! mad I mean Im like... drool then I look down at her and she's like eek ....so I get all nervous like confused and then it's like neutral



I know guys who beg for this.
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Reply #44 posted 04/14/04 8:17pm

althom

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What the hell is happening around here? eek
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Reply #45 posted 04/14/04 8:19pm

kiss85

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

hmph! It's not so funny when U hear the sound's a body can make during sex

That actually turns some people on!!!!!

Uh oh..... horny
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #46 posted 04/14/04 8:20pm

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althom said:

What the hell is happening around here? eek

Wierd, isn't it??? eek
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #47 posted 04/14/04 8:21pm

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kiss85 said:

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

hmph! It's not so funny when U hear the sound's a body can make during sex

That actually turns some people on!!!!!

Uh oh..... horny

fart
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Reply #48 posted 04/14/04 8:23pm

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althom said:

kiss85 said:


That actually turns some people on!!!!!

Uh oh..... horny

fart

nuts

boff

mr.green
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #49 posted 04/14/04 8:28pm

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kiss85 said:

althom said:


fart

nuts

boff

mr.green

eek
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Reply #50 posted 04/14/04 8:37pm

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althom said:

kiss85 said:


nuts

boff

mr.green

eek

evillol
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #51 posted 04/15/04 1:31am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice
This is therapy


I have 2 get another 1 off my chest.

I really don't want the girl anywhere near me if afterwards she's gonna get all guilty or emotional and say shit like:

a. "Boo hoo U just used me" (probably)
b. "Boo hoo Ur gonna leave me" (probably)
c. "Hold me until I fall asleep" (always when there's something good on TV)
d. "As a Christian I feel really bad, what we did goes against my beliefs" (damn girl, Some of the things U just did goes against at least 20 laws of human decency but Im not crying my ass off, now go fetch me my weed and papers so I can relax, DAMN!!!)
e. "do U love me" (yeah baby, sure I do neutral thats why I just threw u around the room, spanked Ur ass till I can cook eggs on it and nearly choked U with my dick) rolleyes
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Reply #52 posted 04/15/04 1:34am

TheFrog

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

This is therapy


I have 2 get another 1 off my chest.

I really don't want the girl anywhere near me if afterwards she's gonna get all guilty or emotional and say shit like:

a. "Boo hoo U just used me" (probably)
b. "Boo hoo Ur gonna leave me" (probably)
c. "Hold me until I fall asleep" (always when there's something good on TV)
d. "As a Christian I feel really bad, what we did goes against my beliefs" (damn girl, Some of the things U just did goes against at least 20 laws of human decency but Im not crying my ass off, now go fetch me my weed and papers so I can relax, DAMN!!!)
e. "do U love me" (yeah baby, sure I do neutral thats why I just threw u around the room, spanked Ur ass till I can cook eggs on it and nearly choked U with my dick) rolleyes


Dude, we could clearly learn a thing or two about charming a woman from you. Look up the word "romantic" in the dictionary, and no doubt it'll say "Go ask FunnyWay - he's one romantic motherfucker." neutral
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Reply #53 posted 04/15/04 1:38am

FunnyWayOfStop
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Reply #54 posted 04/15/04 6:01am

MarySharon

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

This is therapy


I have 2 get another 1 off my chest.

I really don't want the girl anywhere near me if afterwards she's gonna get all guilty or emotional and say shit like:

a. "Boo hoo U just used me" (probably)
b. "Boo hoo Ur gonna leave me" (probably)
c. "Hold me until I fall asleep" (always when there's something good on TV)
d. "As a Christian I feel really bad, what we did goes against my beliefs" (damn girl, Some of the things U just did goes against at least 20 laws of human decency but Im not crying my ass off, now go fetch me my weed and papers so I can relax, DAMN!!!)
e. "do U love me" (yeah baby, sure I do neutral thats why I just threw u around the room, spanked Ur ass till I can cook eggs on it and nearly choked U with my dick) rolleyes


Sounds like you're frustrated honey, u poor thing... comfort
Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity
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Reply #55 posted 04/15/04 6:23am

FunnyWayOfStop
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With A DVD collection and porn internet club membership like mine, Im fine jerkoff
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Reply #56 posted 04/15/04 7:03am

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This thread is hysterical. lol


You know what I hate: I hate when a guy doesn't put holes in the bag he puts over my head.
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Reply #57 posted 04/15/04 8:16am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice
I hate it when U C a fine woman who looks real sexy and curvy in her clothes but when she takes them off it's like eek "DAMN GIRL!!! HERE'S SOME CHANGE, GO BUY A BURGER OR SOMETHING"



Can U say Alley mcBeal? neutral
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Reply #58 posted 04/15/04 9:33am

mrbungle
when her boyfriend comes home
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Reply #59 posted 04/15/04 12:11pm

Rhondab
ohhhhh yeah baby do you like..yeah yeah.....mmmmm take that baby...yeah yeah....oh yeah....can you feel my dick....oh yeah...come on baby....damn.....awww yeah....call me daddy....

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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