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PrintableCookieMonster said: Whenever I tweek my nipples, the radio tunes to a different station. The bottom of the... | |
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TheFrog said: My pet badger is also my favourite sex toy
Every time I sit..... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Every time I sit on a piglet's face i feel closer to God. Bang goes... | |
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TheFrog said: Bang goes the frog having been pumped up to a pressure of 30psi
Reflective armbands can also..... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Reflective armbands can also be used as trendy new underpants when clubbing Electric saws... | |
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TheFrog said: Electric saws are not good to cuddle with at night in bed. I spy something red.... | |
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Christopher said: I spy something red in the fridge! Oh wait, it's just a coke. Poo and Ass... | |
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Christopher said: I spy something red and many-legged crawling out of my crotch
3 day old vomit is.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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TheFrog said: .
Poo and Ass is my nick name and what i eat 3 times a day[/quote] Geri halliwell ran into.... | |
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AsylumUtopia said: Christopher said: I spy something red and many-legged crawling out of my crotch
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3 day old vomit is good in oatmeal and shoes. The old man is... [This message was edited Wed Apr 21 2:52:11 2004 by Christopher] | |
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Christopher said: Geri halliwell ran into a cinema to watch a porn film starring a giant Ostrich called Boobie.
When i bend over... | |
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Christopher said: The old man is best when he takes his glass eye out
Al Pacino's dandruff.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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TheFrog said: When i bend over everybody runs away screaming
When Christopher bends over .... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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When i bend over the frog always takes a peek. I was picking my nose with my good finger when..... | |
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Christopher said: I was picking my nose with my good finger when it snapped off and wriggled up my nostril and into my brain. I just learnt how... | |
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AsylumUtopia said: When Christopher bends over and looks through his legs, he can see AsylumUtopia's legs. Splashing in the sea... | |
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AsylumUtopia said: Christopher said: The old man is best when he takes his glass eye out
Al Pacino's dandruff can be snorted  lobsters are sexy 'cause..... | |
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TheFrog said: Splashing in the sea like a little girl is my favourite thing to do
I have to go to a meeting now.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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TheFrog said: Christopher said: I was picking my nose with my good finger when it snapped off and wriggled up my nostril and into my brain. I just learnt how to masturbate...and will share this info with the church sunday. Sometimes my elderly neighbor..... | |
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Christopher said: Sometimes my elderly neighbor goes down on me in exchange for food stamps.
I don't know how you could... | |
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Cloudbuster said: I don't know how you could fit this blow up doll of MJ up my ass...but try! I left the house with one shoe and... | |
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Christopher said: I left the house with one shoe and a camel toe.
 There's never enough time to... | |
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Cloudbuster said: There's never enough time to cross dress these days.....i never get to be LadyJane anymore! A lady walked into a glass door... | |
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Christopher said: A lady walked into a glass door and sliced her face completely in half. I took photos.
I'd like to... | |
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Cloudbuster said: I'd like to smash ladys in the head with fresh produce.  I found a... | |
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Christopher said: I found a quick route to Narnia.
 Twice now I've had to... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Twice now I've had to get my sheep in the mood!  
Once i had to | |
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Christopher said: Once i had to get your sheep in the mood, too.
 I think I'm gonna... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: Once i had to get your sheep in the mood, too.
/ I think I'm gonna wear this whore red dress to the pub. i think its a good look for me. Sometimes i sleep in my bathroom ..... | |
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Christopher said: Sometimes i sleep in my bathroom toilet. I like the smell.
 I've just recieved a... | |
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