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PrintableTheFrog said: Frogs are so freaky i kill one whenever i get the chance! I believe my Feet.... | |
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Christopher said:[quote] TheFrog said: Frogs are so freaky i kill one whenever i get the chance! 
I believe my Feet were used as a model for the character of "Sam Gangee" in the recent Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Whenever I tickle... | |
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TheFrog said: Whenever I tickle my 500 pound neighbor i get my camera out Dressing like a woman is.... | |
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Christopher said: Dressing like a woman is like picking an inflatable doll; once you've got soft material and the tightness right, you're in heaven. Slapping... | |
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TheFrog said: Christopher said: Dressing like a woman is like picking an inflatable doll; once you've got soft material and the tightness right, you're in heaven. Slapping...Mr. Beans ass repeatedly really makes my day! There once was a elf.... | |
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Christopher said: There once was a elf who lent me his walkman. When visiting the zoo... | |
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TheFrog said: When visiting the zoo dont stick your cock in any of the cages. My teacher's shaved legs..... | |
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Christopher said: My teacher's shaved legs are in my rucksack. Yesterday I stood on... | |
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Christopher said: My teacher's shaved legs turn me on like you wouldn't believe!
The noise outside is..... | |
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TheFrog said: Christopher said: My teacher's shaved legs are in my rucksack. Yesterday I stood on the street watching TheFrog eat a chip butty. Tony M visted me..... | |
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althom said: The noise outside is interupting my tupperware party . Cereal is.... | |
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Christopher said: TheFrog said: Yesterday I stood on the street watching TheFrog eat a chip butty. Tony M visted me and made love to my ears with one of his beautiful raps. I was rolling down a hill and... ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: Christopher said: Tony M visted me and made love to my ears with one of his beautiful raps. I was rolling down a hill and... Farted | |
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mdiver said: Farted is my real name A Giraffe walks into a bar.... | |
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Christopher said: A Giraffe walks into a bar with a Man. After many, many drinks the giraffe has collapsed on the floor, inebriated. At closing time, the Man says "well, time to go" and starts to wander, drunkenly out of the bar. The landlord, seeing the Man walk straight past the giraffe, shouts after him: "Hey! You can't leave that lyin there!" The Man turns and says in a slurred voice, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe." Nuns on skateboards... | |
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TheFrog said: Christopher said: A Giraffe walks into a bar with a Man. After many, many drinks the giraffe has collapsed on the floor, inebriated. At closing time, the Man says "well, time to go" and starts to wander, drunkenly out of the bar. The landlord, seeing the Man walk straight past the giraffe, shouts after him: "Hey! You can't leave that lyin there!" The Man turns and says in a slurred voice, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe." 
/ Nuns on skateboards let me know ive reached the city limits...and make me a tad horny. The free beer at the church..... | |
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Christopher said: The free beer at the church was wasted on all the heroin hookers.....
I can feel..... | |
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TheFrog said: Nuns on skateboards never wear seatbelts.
Then his saviour turned out to be..... | |
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gooeythehamster said: I can feel like this:  at the same time as feeling like this  Cheese sandwiches... | |
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gooeythehamster said: Then his saviour turned out to be a small orangutan from Peru called, "Boobie".
How many bags... | |
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gooeythehamster said: Christopher said: The free beer at the church was wasted on all the heroin hookers.....
I can feel a breeze near my assless pants. Jughead is the best prince song because.... | |
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Its hard... to find good cheese wontons these days.
It I poke you right here.... | |
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ella731 said: It I poke you right here in the nostril, we're having sex. In a nasal way, anyway. Every fucking time... | |
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3bogs said: Every fucking time 2the9s sticks his tongue in my ear he makes me want him more.
George Michael has made... | |
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gooeythehamster said: George Michael has made 3 bogs dirty, but he does not care.
1 bog, 2 bog, 3 bog, | |
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CookieMonster said: 1 bog, 2 bog, 3 bog, 4 - 3bogs is running out the door.
I use curtains to... | |
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3bogs said: I use curtains to wipe my ass.
Whenever I tweek my nipples... | |
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I'm a genie..... | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I'm a genie, own lamp, looking for a NS geniess for friendship and perhaps more. Box No. 5267
My pet badger... | |
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