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PrintableCloudbuster said: I have a habit of smearing dog shit in the faces of passing children.
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doctormcmeekle said: I've got a miniscule bunch of coconuts.
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doctormcmeekle said: I like to lay on the floor in church, under the seats, and sniff the shoes of the congregation whilst slowly masturbating on a Sunday during Service because my father's death affected me very badly.
Isn't it time to... . [This message was edited Sat Apr 17 17:35:57 2004 by Cloudbuster] | |
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Cloudbuster said: Isn't it time to change my tights? I like to softly... | |
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TheFrog said: I like to softly go down on the elderly.
What would happen if... | |
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Cloudbuster said: What would happen if I didn't take my medication?
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doctormcmeekle said: At parties, I always drink shandy, because it looks like i'm drinking beer. The tightest... | |
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doctormcmeekle said: At parties I gatecrash I do re-enactments of famous deaths in return for food and shelter.
Has anyone seen my... | |
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TheFrog said: The tightest fruits are melons.
I'm still looking for my... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Has anyone seen my blow-up ostrich? Taking my time, I... | |
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TheFrog said: Taking my time, I forcefully smash the faces of infants into brick walls.
Like I said before, it will only happen if you... | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: Taking my time, I forcefully smash the faces of infants into brick walls.
Like I said before, it will only happen if you bounce on your head down Oxford Street, dressed as a gherkin. When i was in hospital... | |
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TheFrog said: When I was in hospital I had two heads.
I've only just found out how to... | |
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Cloudbuster said: I've only just found out how to avoid floppiness 24 hours of the day.
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TheFrog said: I'm delighted to be in the running for the title of Gimp Of The Year.
Didn't you say I could borrow your... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Didn't you say I could borrow your least attractive friend to go to the Prom with me? I couldn't help but giggle when... | |
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TheFrog said: I couldn't help but giggle when Princess Diana died.
I wonder what would happen if 2the9s was to... | |
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Cloudbuster said:[quote] TheFrog said: I couldn't help but giggle when Princess Diana died.
That's fucking eeeevil. 
I wonder what would happen if 2the9s was to wipe his butt properly for once.
2the9s should not beat me up because... | |
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TheFrog said: 2the9s should not beat me up because he's gay.
I think I'm going to... | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: 2the9s should not beat me up because he's gay.
I think I'm going to... become a nun. | |
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crazyhorse said: Cloudbuster said: I think I'm going to... become a nun.  me too.
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Freespirit said: crazyhorse said: become a nun. me too.
~~~~~ Hey, if I call you... and promise to wear black boots n daisy dukes will you take me for a ride on your chopper? | |
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crazyhorse said: Freespirit said: me too.
~~~~~ Hey, if I call you... and promise to wear black boots n daisy dukes will you take me for a ride on your chopper?  that is not how you play... you need to begin a new one.  Now play right!!!  | |
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Yah! 
As I look out my window (now go look), I see... | |
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Freespirit said: crazyhorse said: and promise to wear black boots n daisy dukes will you take me for a ride on your chopper? that is not how you play... you need to begin a new one. Now play right!!! | |
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Freespirit said: Yah!
As I look out my window (now go look), I see... one dog crapping and one having a pee Whoever said that... | |
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1p1p1i3 said: Whoever said that...must've been drinking lighter fluid and paraffin I hear Haystack has a fetish for... JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
I survived the Org Depression Spring 2003 | |
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[quote]I hear Haystack has a fetish for...
cheese curls and bowling balls with large holes. that smell..... | |
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ella731 said:[quote] that smell.....is my dinner burning Spiders are so... | |
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Christopher said:[quote] ella731 said: that smell.....is my dinner burning Spiders are so eight-legged it's almost a joke. Frog are so... | |
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