ok it was a good day

until i got the urge for a toffee nut frappuccino

and at the alien starbucks i went to, they apparently have a toffee nut CREME frappuccino. there was no COFFEE in the fucker.

so i looked at the pixie behind the counter and said, is there coffee in this? because it's white? and she said, yes, there's coffee 'in' it, you know what i mean?

and it tasted ok, so i took it, but i got more and more burned up on the ride home. i paid $4.15 for no coffee.

Bastards!

CarrieMpls said:

lol

althom said:

LOL?

hardly! fucks!

Starbucks SUCKS.

starkitty said:

exactly!

CarrieMpls said:

VinaBlue said:

they suck massive elephant nuts on fire, yo! there's at least 3 fuckin starbucks stores by my apartment.

That's why I only drink the coffee and not those pansy ass drinks

Why didn't you just get another shot or 2 of espresso? I always order my shit with 5 just to be safe. The last thing I need is a double tall glass of steamed milk.

Sweeny79 said:

everyday when i'm at work i always see a couple of suburbanite-lookin folks comin back from lunch or wherever, with one of them stoopid iced coffee drinks from starfucks. and my boss goes there like every morning...

Sweeny79 said:

But the pansy ass drinks are the yummiest!

Except for toffee not cream frappucinos!!!!!



starbucks

CarrieMpls said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I used to get those every morning.

But I get them from Dunn Bros (a local coffee chain).

CarrieMpls said:

local coffee chains! (although i don't like coffee)

It's all about The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. I like them better

The fucking moron I got the other morning fucked up my whole order...ruined my whole day....almost made me miss my buss for work.....cause he fucked around re-making my drink. I told him to forget it and took the first one he made which was wrong, and sulked like a little kid with a sour ass look on my face the whole buss ride to work.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LMAO, that's a GREAT visual.

I HATE STARBUCKS. Corporate bullies! And they are soooo retarded with their "language". Since when does tall and small mean the same thing? And what the fuck is Venti? Macchiato?


Almost all coffeeshops give me a stomach ache. There's only one place by my job that I can stand. It's a deli called the Dancing Dog and their mochas are fabulous. It's so cute there, they have a bulletin board with pictures of "Dogs in the Hood" and they sell picnic baskets and doggie treats.

CarrieMpls said:

toffee NOT! exactly!

oh and i am a pansy!

plus i wasn't paying any more than i already had for more espresso! that little slut!

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

you.

you understand.

starkitty said:

If I didn't have my LATTEs I would DIE!

I hereby nominate a new name for Starbucks. The new name would have an "F" in the place of the "B".

starkitty said:

ahhh... Starbucks. You'd be better off going to 7-eleven and hooking your shit up with some International Delight.

Hello, my name is Anxiety and I am powerless against Starbucks' Chai Tea Lattes.

Anxiety said:

weakling!!!

marcdeondotcom said:

international delight flavored creamers i used to get handfuls of those from the convenience store and drink 'em plain. french vanilla was my favorite flavor.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Reported!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I can't help it. I have needs.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

me too.
yum.