They are thirteen, one more than the 12 apostles. And they are beautiful, witty and prolific. Always together, they bond in the chatrooms of the Prince community, exchanging recipes, rumors and boots late at night or early in the morning. The first question of the day is always "Who do we don't like today?" and is invariably followed by the "Newbie of the day" debate. Those who are disliked see their threads mysteriously go without response, while the chosen newbies top the forums no matter how lame the thread and exhausted the topic.

I know their leader. He is a genius and a control-freak, usually presiding over the chatter with Buddha-like serenity, but also capable of the greatest agitation and anger. His tantrums are legendary -- many have compared him to a furious housecat thrown in a bath of cold water. Whatever you do, do not cross him.

His closest advisers are a genial everyman and a discreet beauty. The former is known to decide life changing matters by the amount of foam in his beer, not unlike a gypsy reading the tea leaves at the bottom of a cup. The latter is terminally intuitive -- some have compared her to a Star Trek empath, with good reason. The three often retreat to a private Yahoo chat to make the trickier decisions. Theyoften emerge from these meetings with red faces, having obviously upset each other in the struggle to choose the right path. By the time their faces return to their normal color, an unshakable consensus has set in. Everyone thinks as one and forgets whatever objections they raised. Unity is their foremost strength. Anyone who dares to break from the group is summarily expelled and some even lose their jobs. The Orgtastiks would act as one or would not be.

You are probably not safe reading these revelations. As for me, my Orglife would probably be over shortly after I press Save were it not for cracking Aero's password. I may be brave but I'm not stupid. The Orgstatiks cannot get me. And if they go after Aero, I know he'll unleash his own secret powers and who knows? Maybe that will be the end of the Org Thirteens.

The replies that follow should give you some clues as to the identity of the Orgstatiks. Be very careful -- they may smile and comfort, but they are a wild pack.

Aerogram said:

quick! somebody start an appreciation thread ASAP!

Bastards!

What just happened? Who stole my password?

Aero said

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sag10 said:

mama!!

Who are the OrgtastiKs?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the OrgtastiKs...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Sorry!

So what are Orgtastiks anyway?

sag10 said:

Yeah... would the Orgtastiks please rise?

Aerogram said:

Aerogram you know who they are, don't you?

I really don't want to know who they are...

sag10 said:

I don't know who they are, and it sounds like curiosity could kill the cat. You are probably right ignorance is bliss.

mochalox said:

I can't really recognize anyone under those hoods and instruments. However, they are not beautiful, so I'm not sure about this picture. You wouldn't be engaging in misinformation, would you?

I just received an Orgnote from one of the Thirteens :


Aerogram,

I'm not using my real account to Orgnote you, but I want you to know that I am one of the Orgtastiks and we are not amused. Was your password really stolen? We are not convinced, but since you are such a staple of the Org, we decided to give you the benefit of the doubt... for now. Yoiu can post this note -- it will let people know how serious we are.

Yes, the Orgtastiks exist. Our theme song? Life O' the Party. OUr philosophy is unity through partying. We stiK together. No one will ever really know.

Aerogram said:

Let alone noone should really care.

misterE said:

It's better not to know, so that works too.

XxAxX said:

Let's not. That would like high parody.

I'm scared

ALL IS LOST!

Aerogram said:

Interesting use of caps and typos

Goddam.... This thread's so quiet you could hear Zeleira do her nails.

Then it must be that the Orgtastiks are no joke -- they exist. I'm having a Center for the Banned and Departed Orgers flashback.

Be afraid, be very afraid

Aerogram said:

don't you mean HIS nails?



i like being blissfully ignorant - life if better that way!

IAmTheTouch said:

She wouldn't start with his nails.

Orgtastiks, Illuminati, Freemasons.. .. ..


hmmmm. methinks there are TOO many similarities to dismiss this theory out of hand. ..
NOTE the resemblance of the ORG emblem to that of the 'all-seeing eye"


from: http://www.conspiracyarch...ng_Eye.htm


If you live in the United States of America, then from the time you become conscious of money, the Great Seal becomes a part of your psyche – whether you realize it or not. Moreover, since U.S. dollars are, in effect, standard international currency, this Great Seal infiltrates the minds of men the world over – both free and bond.

The centerpiece of this mandala is the all-seeing eye – an important symbol within freemasonry and rosicrucian traditions for hundreds of years. So it is not surprising to find pride among occultists who understand the significance of this emblem: "Our beautiful seal is an expression of Freemasonry, an expression of occult ideas." (Wyckoff, H. S. The Great American Seal. The Mystic Light, the Rosicrucian Magazine, p.56)


The first attempts at including the all-seeing eye on the seal were not successful. The first die of the Great Seal was cut from brass in 1782. In 1825, 1841, 1877, 1885, and 1902, new dies were cut, but each time the reverse went uncut and unused....the Illuminati's plan for the New World Order had not been advanced far enough, yet, to be announced.

The New World Order is an expression that has been used by illuminized Freemasonry since the days of Weishaupt to signify the coming world government. "It is necessary to establish a universal regime over the whole world", Weishaupt had said. (Writings of the Illuminati, 1780)

During the first part of the 20th century and up to the time the reverse of the seal was first used, a series of victories over the sovereignty of the United States had already been won. Illuminist agents committed to the one-world interests of the Rothschild-Warburg-Rockefeller cartel had accomplished some important stepping stones to this New World Order: Federal Reserve System (1913); League of Nations (1920); Royal Institute of International Affairs, and Council on Foreign Relations (1920-21); the Stock Market Crash of 1929. The consolidation of power was complete and the reverse side of the seal, which remained largely unknown to the American people for more than 150 years, could now be placed.

The Intervention by the Masonic-Rosicrucian-Illuminati
In 1934, Secretary of Agriculture, soon-to-be Vice-President (1940-44) and 32nd degree freemason Henry Wallace submitted a proposal to the president to mint a coin depicting the seal's obverse and reverse. President Franklin D Roosevelt, also a 32nd degree freemason, liked the idea but opted to instead place it on the dollar bill. According to Henry Wallace, in a letter dated February 6, 1951, "the Latin phrase Novus Ordo Seclorum impressed me as meaning the "New Deal" of the Ages."

"Roosevelt as he looked at the colored reproduction of the Seal was first struck with the representation of the 'All-Seeing Eye,' a Masonic representation of Great Architect the Universe. Next he was impressed with the idea that the foundation for the new order of the ages had been laid in 1776 (May 1st, 1776, founding of the Illuminati) but would be completed only under the eye of the Great Architect. Roosevelt like myself was a 32nd degree Mason. He suggested that the Seal be put on the dollar bill rather that a coin."

Besides being a high ranking freemason and having the distinction of introducing socialism into the American political system, Roosevelt was allegedly a member of a secret society called the Ancient Arabic Order of Nobles of the Mystics Shrine (Shriners), attaining the grade of a Knight of Pythias. The Order of Nobles and Mystics claimed to be an offshoot of the Illuminati. The list of notables that the Order claimed as their own includes many who were also members of the Rosy Cross; Mirabeau, Frederick the Great, Goethe, Spinoza, Kant, Sir Francis Bacon and Girabaldi.

Freemasons, Walter Flemming and William Florence founded an American branch in New York, 1870. Membership in the order was open only to Freemasons who had reached the 32nd degree of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite or those who've attained the last degree of the York Rite, the thirteenth degree (Knight Templar).

The Order of Nobles and Mystics have origins which date back to the seventh century – apparently founded by a descendent of Mohammed. Author Michael Howard describes the Order's symbols.


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"...the All-seeing eye, ...to the Egyptian initiates was the emblem of Osiris, the Creator."
"...his (Osiris) power was symbolized by an eye over the Sceptre. The Sun was termed by the Greeks the Eye of Jupiter, and the Eye of the world; and his (The Sun glyph) is the All-Seeing Eye in our Lodges."

Aerogram said:

oh, so you've met?

XxAxX said:

XxaxA, you're scaring me. Surely, the OrgtastiKs cannot be so evil. I'm sure they are decent individuals even though they take their Org very seriously. At least I hope so... I don't want to find out they threw my avatar in a box with a male doll covered with pins, particularly around the groin.. then did an incantation, sealed it and buried it after a ripple-soaked bacchanal.

IAmTheTouch said:

I never met Zeleira, but I did sort of meet Prince along with 5999 of my closest Prince fanatics.