A while ago I was watching Willy Wonka with my students and I had the fleeting thought "What if you were to remake this movie starring orgers?"

Ok,I'll start you guys finish, "on we go"




Cast overview:

23 shausler or 2the9s .... Willy Wonka

Althom .... Grandpa Joe

Littlepill .... Charlie Bucket

????? .... Mr. Henry Salt

ME if not me then Babycakes ....Veruca Salt

????? .... Mr. Sam Beauregarde

????? .... Violet Beauregarde

?????.... Mrs. Teevee

Ardeo.... Mike Teevee

?????.... Mrs. Gloop

?????.... Augustus Gloop

FreeSpirit.... Mrs. Bucket

????.... Bill, candy store owner

BKW.... Mr. Turkentine ( I think this was the teacher)

?????.... Arthur Slugworth

Lleena can be Violet!!

2the9s said:

That's what I was gonna say!!!!

I nominate 2the9s, Byron, Althom & BKW as oompa loompas

2the9s said:

I was thinking that but I didn't want her to take it the wrong way , so I didn't post it.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Byron as an oompa lommpa!


Well, he is REALLY good at giving advice.

Sweeny79 said:

Yeah, I don't have such scruples!

Sweeny79 said:

Is that what they did? I just remember them churning their way into the bowels of hell with all those innocent passengers.

Oh wait, they did sing that song. Is that where they gave the advise? Forgot, it's been so long since I've seen it.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yeah!

2the9s said:

What, with your orange skin and green hair, you were a shoe in

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's called typecasting!

<---- Arthur Slugworth.

The man had a business plan, and a love of tweeds. I can relate to both.

What I would do... for a snuggle while watching Willy Wonka.

I'll be that fizzy soda that makes you float

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yup when they sing they give advice

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ok but who's gonna be the chocolate river?

Freespirit said:

ThreadBare said:

You got the job then!

Sweeny79 said:

Fuckin RhondaB!!!! I'mRhondaBitch!

Sweeny79 said:

Since VinaBlue started a thread about chocolate being half off the day after Easter, I nominate Vina as Chocolate River!

I'll also play the part of the Everlasting Gobstopper

Freespirit said:

Or how about a wonk while watching willy umm...err... hmmm

There was a joke in there somewhere but I got distracted...

AnotherLoverToo said:

works for me!

Who you wanna be ALT?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Sweeny79 said:

I don't remember the movie's characters well enough to say

AnotherLoverToo said:

How about strapping down your tits, donning a bozo wig and top hat? You could be Willy Wonka

2the9s said:

AnotherLoverToo said:

AWWW it's ok, why don't you be Mrs.Teevee then?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Nah, shausler and/or 9s have already been appointed.

Sweeny79 said:

Was she the one whose little brat got shrunken for TV?

AnotherLoverToo said:

9s is already an oompa loompa so Shausler it is!

Hey! You could be that mother of the little cowboy kid. You know the one who nearly jumps ship when the oompa loompas churn that ship into the pit of hell??