STAGE ONE: Slobbering Rage

STAGE TWO: Obsessive Compulsive Caterwauling

STAGE THREE: Hopeless Indignation

STAGE FOUR: Not Giving A Crap Anymore

STAGE FIVE: Forgetting What The Problem Was

a bit like homer's 5 stages of dying

Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.

Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!

Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.

Homer: Why you little!

Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.

Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?

Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.

Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!

Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.

Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.

Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.




[This message was edited Thu Apr 8 14:44:30 2004 by Agent47]

Drink, then forget.

starkitty said:

Booze costs money. I'm too cheap to be an alcoholic.

Anxiety said:

You take that back!

Caterwauling

I have no idea why I started this thread. Must mean I'm on stage five...

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

...oh, who cares....













...oops, still on stage four

Anxiety said:

Cheap ain't sexy.

starkitty said:

Neither's drunk.

But of course, drunk can make anything look sexy.

Anxiety said:

Let me buy you a drink.

starkitty said:

The 5 stages of grief followed by the 12 steps!

Please.

2the9s said:

Honey, I'll STUMBLE down the 12 steps.

marcdeondotcom said:

Anxiety said:

Darlin', I'll be there when you fall!

aw, drunk people are so cute...