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Thread started 04/09/04 6:58pm

Agent47

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my dick [don't] hurts [no more]

it's a pain that keeps jumping between my left and right ball...and i cant sleep!!!!!

what could it be?

should i get my member checked by a doc?

or ignore the pain like i ignore my 150 bpm pulse rate.




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all is well now, my member is fine in whatever position i sit/slouch in....just one more test to go 2 see if i really passed jerkoff


dick dont hurt no more edit

[This message was edited Sat Apr 10 12:22:32 2004 by Agent47]
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Reply #1 posted 04/09/04 7:06pm

Handclapsfinga
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tried a little erky-jerky? jerkoff anyways, hell if i know.
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Reply #2 posted 04/09/04 7:07pm

Agent47

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

tried a little erky-jerky? jerkoff anyways, hell if i know.



too painful to jerk...woulda tried it though razz
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Reply #3 posted 04/09/04 7:07pm

JasmineFire

go to the doctor. it could be serious.
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Reply #4 posted 04/09/04 7:08pm

Zelaira

I Actually Know Guys who's Dicks Peeled. Too much SEX! lol
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Reply #5 posted 04/09/04 7:08pm

Handclapsfinga
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Agent47 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

tried a little erky-jerky? jerkoff anyways, hell if i know.



too painful to jerk...woulda tried it though razz

oww...then yeah, might wanna go to a doctor then.
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Reply #6 posted 04/09/04 7:12pm

Agent47

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Agent47 said:




too painful to jerk...woulda tried it though razz

oww...then yeah, might wanna go to a doctor then.


it's not so painful when i sit up, but slouching or laying down and it's mad
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Reply #7 posted 04/09/04 7:12pm

Agent47

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Agent47 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


oww...then yeah, might wanna go to a doctor then.


it's not so painful when i sit up, but slouching or laying down and it's mad



yeah, i'll see the doc...think i should shave??!
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Reply #8 posted 04/09/04 7:15pm

JasmineFire

Agent47 said:

Agent47 said:



it's not so painful when i sit up, but slouching or laying down and it's mad



yeah, i'll see the doc...think i should shave??!

i don't think that doctors really care one way or the other.
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Reply #9 posted 04/09/04 7:16pm

Agent47

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JasmineFire said:

Agent47 said:




yeah, i'll see the doc...think i should shave??!

i don't think that doctors really care one way or the other.




he may mistake me for a taliban
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Reply #10 posted 04/09/04 7:21pm

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Agent47 said:

JasmineFire said:


i don't think that doctors really care one way or the other.




he may mistake me for a taliban

he may mistake your penis for the taliban? that doesn't make sense.
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Reply #11 posted 04/09/04 7:24pm

Agent47

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JasmineFire said:

Agent47 said:





he may mistake me for a taliban

he may mistake your penis for the taliban? that doesn't make sense.


my beard...not my dick...nevermind...just pray for my old man, i'm sure i'll need him someday pray
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Reply #12 posted 04/09/04 8:59pm

LaCoyta

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Never be self conious in front of doctors. They've seen it all. They're not thinking "that man's dick is so hairy"
If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway.
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Reply #13 posted 04/09/04 11:18pm

Supernova

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LaCoyta said:

Never be self conious in front of doctors. They've seen it all. They're not thinking "that man's dick is so hairy"

Oh, yes they are.
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #14 posted 04/09/04 11:38pm

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JasmineFire said:

go to the doctor. it could be serious.


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Reply #15 posted 04/10/04 12:24am

Novabreaker

Just cut it off.
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Reply #16 posted 04/10/04 12:28am

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Novabreaker said:

Just cut it off.


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Reply #17 posted 04/10/04 3:26am

katt

luv4u said:

Novabreaker said:

Just cut it off.


omfg

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Best he goes to the doctors.
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Reply #18 posted 04/10/04 3:28am

Agent47

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katt said:

luv4u said:



omfg

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Best he goes to the doctors.



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Reply #19 posted 04/10/04 4:00am

BinaryJustin

You could have a localised partial abdominal hernia. I doubt it though, if you consider that it hurts less if you sit up. Have you been bending/squatting/walking more than usual?

Or... It could be strangulation of the testes. The tubes inside your testicles (the vas deferens) can actually get tangled or blocked. This could be very serious if blood flow is restricted to the testicles - they could actually "die" if starved of oxygen. Are your testicles a different colour - Do they look more purple than usual? Can you feel any swelling? Do the testicles actually look larger or feel "heavier" than usual? Do they feel hyper-sensitive when you touch them?

Can you feel any lumps or swelling? You may have cysts either on the testes or tubes. If so, its fairly painless to get these drained.

Don't wait until Tuesday. Get into a cab and go to an emergency room now!!!
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Reply #20 posted 04/10/04 5:04am

Wall

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Sounds serious, check it out with a doctor.
No hard feelings.
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Reply #21 posted 04/10/04 11:01am

Sweeny79

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eek GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW!!!!
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #22 posted 04/10/04 12:47pm

CinisterCee

BinaryJustin said:

Do the testicles actually look larger or feel "heavier" than usual? Do they feel hyper-sensitive when you touch them?

smile
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Reply #23 posted 04/10/04 2:11pm

BinaryJustin

CinisterCee said:

BinaryJustin said:

Do the testicles actually look larger or feel "heavier" than usual? Do they feel hyper-sensitive when you touch them?

smile


What's so funny about that? confused

Don't you ever examine yourself? Are you actually a man or a severely butch lesbian?

http://www.reproductive-h...org/texam/
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Reply #24 posted 04/10/04 2:29pm

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BinaryJustin said:

CinisterCee said:

smile


Are you actually a man or a severely butch lesbian?



lol
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