Yoo-hooooo.....

Dear GhostlyNun,

Which group was better in your opinion:

Them:



or them?:



Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

sinisterpentatonic said:

Dear sinisterpentatonic,

Who cares if the ugly old crone gets hurt? Dump her now, before it's too late!

Don't forget '...And lo, once her body had become rotten, Ken departed for a higher plane and was sore regretful of his decision. But it was shortlived when an encounter with Dawn led to a new love...' Dilys Ch7 vs 8 - 13

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

I think it's fairly obvious that Adam Ant will release another disc or two. However, they will be on an independent label and will sell like liquid farts.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Not at all I like my men to be real men, not girlie wirlies like these two.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

The League, obviously! I'm actually a huge fan of their 1995 Octopus CD. Sad, aren't I?

Regards, GN.

Hello my favorite nun

are there any openings in your nunnery? Although i am a man , i feel that i could offer somthing to the sisters and yourself

Take care and try not to snag your habit on anything sharp...
Lots of love

Miami Nice

Not affiliated with the T.V show of a similar name.....

IAmTheTouch said:

Dear IAmTheTouch,

The only cheese makers that I'm interested in are the ones who give me white chocolate. That's not meant to be a euphemism for anything, I just love white chocolate. Any other cheese maker ain't that special - take it from me

Regards, GN.

MiamiNice said:

Dear MiamiNice,

There are many openings in our convent - most of them between the sister's legs

Feel free to join us. Gender is not a problem!

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

Why won't they just end The Simpsons already?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever


P.S.: I liked Octopus too. Their best work since 'Dare'.

Dear GhostlyNun,

Can you bust a rhyme for us? Come on, let's see how well you can kick a freestyle for us!


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever

Dear GhostlyNun,

Jay Kay of Jamiroquai doesn't sound like Stevie Wonder at all, does he?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever

Dear GhostlyNun,

Can you teach me how to play Lacrosse?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever

Dear GhostlyNun,

Have you ever been involved in a lawsuit before?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Because even at this stage, it still throws up a few chuckles and that's more than can be said for Friends, which passed it's sell-by date into the second episode of the first series (ouch).

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Yo, give it up, I'm the Nun that's Ghostly,
I rap on the other side, but over here, mostly.
My sisters in the 'hood are as holy as fuck,
But this sister right here is just out to run amok.
If you feel like ya wanna get in touch wi' me,
Forget it, MoFo, I'm the holy MC.
I follow God with a faith dat's true,
And I fuck around with Him if I fuck around wit you.
Don't give me your shit, cos I've got all I need,
from this MuthaFucking World that's full of lies and greed.
I'd like to take this moment to terrify you,
By telling you 'bout the World and what is due
to the human race if they don't stop fuckin' wit the Earth,
Mother Nature's gonna get pissed and prove our worth
by dying on our ass and killing us all
And we'd better be repentent, or to Hell we gonna fall.
And that ends the rhyme from Sister MC,
Good night, God bless, that's all from me.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

This link is as irritating as Jay Kay himself.

http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/.../3455.html

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Here are the rules of Women's Lacrosse (Or LaX, as us sad people like to call it in a crap attempt to make it sound cool)

Before the game begins, the umpires check every stick for legality. The most common illegality in a stick is that its pocket is too deep. The strings at the bottom of the stick's head can be pulled to tighten the pocket.

If a player commits a foul, the umpire blows the whistle and play stops. The player fouled wins or retains the ball, while the player who fouled her is moved several yards behind or to the side of the player she fouled.

If a major foul is committed in the arc by the defense, the umpire blows the whistle, and a "free shot" on goal is taken by the player fouled. All of the defense players are required to clear the arc to the border closest to which they were standing when the whistle blew. The attack player who was fouled takes her place at the hash mark closest to which she was standing when she was fouled. The defense must move away at least four meters from the fouled player. When the umpire blows the whistle again, the player can take a shot on goal or pass while the defense moves in.

There are no boundaries to the field, but if a ball enters an area that is dangerous, unplayable or not clearly visible to the umpire, the player who retains it or is closest to it (if the ball has been grounded), at the umpire's whistle wins it. The player then waits for the second whistle to begin play again, either by running with or passing the ball.
When the umpire blows the whistle because a foul has occurred, or the ball has gone "out of bounds" all players must stop and check all forward movement. Play resumes and the players can move when the umpire blows the whistle again.

Checking -- the method by which a player knocks the ball from another's stick -- is prohibited when it is: directed toward the face; uncontrolled; holding down the other's stick,or when the checker's stick is too close to the head or face.

Defensemen may not remain in the arc without guarding another player for more than three seconds.

When the ball is grounded, covering it with the back of a stick's net, and preventing play by another player is prohibited.

No players, other than the goalie, may enter the circle around the goal cage if the goalie is present.

When a foul occurs, the player who was fouled is allowed a free shot at the goal, with the defense pushed to the perimeter around the arc.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

I've removed many lawmen's suits, but an actual lawsuit...

Well, let's just say the time I handcuffed myself, stark bollock naked, to Her Majesty The Queen of England left me in a bit of trouble. I won't go on.

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun

I think we need your help over at the following thread http://www.prince.org/msg/100/81740. I think your expertise at dealing with issues of ethics, authenticity, the supernatural and the unusual may come in handy.

Many Thanks

Ned