I'm looking for the funky people! I'm looking for the funky people!

Heeeeaaaaavvvvveeeen, Yeah!

Same rules as usual. This time, I'm going to be quoting from Testament 3 a lot more in order to help you with your problems.

It'll help if you let me know whereabouts in the Arena you are, so I can direct my answer to you better.

:handup:
Hi, I'm over here! Up here on the left. That's me with the orange bow tie. Yes, thanks.

GhostlyNun, I want to buy a Can album but I don't like buying compilations. Which album should I start with?

daned said:

Dear daned,

Ask any fan and they'll tell you to get Tago Mago first. One enthusiastic fan goes as far as to say this;
'This album pre-dates a thousand styles and paves the ground for a thousand more. If you only ever hear one more piece of music in your entire life make sure it's this. Every second is a revelation like nothing you will ever experience. It cannot be categorised because it creates it's own category.
A true masterpiece. '

So there you go.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Thanks GN. I was torn between buying that one or going for the chronological option and buying their debut album first. Thanks to your wisdom, I shall now simply buy both.

Hey Sister,

Can I see your tits?


I'm over here... the one wearing the Margaret Beckett mask.

ghostly nun.....do you ever have webcam sex online with other nun's?

Hello ghostlynun, it's me, over here with the lazy eye.....

Um, I had an uncomfortable time with my my soon to be ex wife last night,

there seems to always be something between us....no matter what's going on...

should I pursue for the simple fact that the sex is good, or should I let it go?
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Cloudbuster said:

Dear Cloudbuster,

Here's a recent pic. I'm afraid the Mutha Superior took away the more saucy ones.



Regards, GN.

Christopher said:

Dear Christopher,

Of course, as well you know.

Regards, GN.

jerseykrs said:

Dear jerseykrs,

Let's take a look at these two passages from Testament 3,

'...Then with heavy heart, Dave stepped away from the bed of loving rights and made silent prayer towards the heavens. He knew that Desiree was a prostitute, but was wanting to be her husband despite knowing it was wrong...' Rita Ch 8 vs 12 - 16.

'...Desiree's stoning was the will of the Holy One and Dave knew he had acted rightly by confessing on her behalf. He had found a new bride, one with love-pillows of rich beauty and a rarely seen sexual appetite. And Dave's conjugal experiences were mighty. There was no longer a need for the evil prostitute and Dave had done well by the Holy One...' Bob Ch 39 vs 129 - 133

Hope it helps.

Regards, GN.

Therapy said:

Darling Therapy,

Bikini line? No, of course not. It's forbidden. Mind you, I quite like having spider's legs showing all around my nether regions. And as for sanitary protection, it's got to be pads. And my periods are blue!

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

Toilet paper or hand?

Sincerely yours as ever is,

TheFrog

TheFrog said:

Dear TheFrog,

It depends on what purpose. If it's for tickling pensioners, then the hand is better. However, if you're wanting to chloroform a friend, then toilet paper is the best option.

Regards, GN.

Deawest Ghostwy Nun:

why does evewybody snicker when i tawk about my gweat fwiend fwom Wome, Biggus Dickus? i will not have my fwiend widiculed!

--- oh, and btw, i'm the gweat-looking guy in the toga... ---
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IAmTheTouch said:

Did you say, Biggus.....Dickus???

:snickering:

minneapolisgenius said:

i wepeat!! i will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common .orgery. Anybody else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus??

(he has a wife, you know!)

Ghostly Nun, do you like jewels? Cuz my 1's a gem.

IAmTheTouch said:

Dear IAmTheTouch,

It's pwobably because of his twitch and his birthmark shaped like Pwince.










Oh, and of course his 18inch penis.

Wegards, GN.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Dear JD,

I know very well that your genitals are tiny and are as far from being a gem as is possible. You've only got two inches when erect and when flaccid, you look like a woman with testicles.

Regards, GN.

Hi, I'm the one over here that gets unwanted phone calls from people who think silence is a form of friendship

I want to know, GhostlyNun, if you will marry me?!

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy,

What can I say? It's all so sudden. I've spent all my life looking for the right person and now, you come along and turn my world upside down...
















The answer's 'No'. But only because I can't marry another lady. Please don't feel bad about it - take comfort in this passage from Testament 3;

'...And the loss was great. But now The Holy One spoke to them through a melon, 'Relish the joy of life, for tis so easily lost when one's faith is torn towards fornicating ostriches'. And the disciples rejoiced, for they knew that the fruit had been a vessel for the truth...' Gaynor Ch 28 vs 47 - 50

Regards, GN.


_____
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GhostlyNun said:

But... either you're really a man... or I am

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy,

It's okay, I won't tell anybody about what's really between your legs.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Yeah, it's YOU!

Therapy said:

:noholdsbarredoral:

GhostlyNun said:

I'm the one with the horns and cape!

Dearest Ghostly one,

I've recently been dating an older women. Though the age difference may have crossed my mind from time to time, it was never an issue. Well, this past valentines day it became one. After a night of heavy petting and one thing leading to another, she started taking her clothes off (the moment I had been waiting for). I was thrilled until she took off her wig, dentures, and diapers. This changed the mood dramatically. Though the sex was awesome (You should see what see can do with a walker ), I don't find myself attracted to her as I once was. Do you have any advice on how I can end this relationship without anyone getting hurt?

sinisterly your's

Sinister P.
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Hi, over here, the brother with the Duran Duran t-shirt.....

Dear GhostlyNun,

Will Adam Ant ever make another record again?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!
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Hey, me again.....

Dear GhostlyNun,



Admit it, you loved them, didn't you? They were your ultimate fantasy, weren't they?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!