I have a tendency to think that everyone is as careful with the preparation of food as I am.

Dump the chicken.
Burger King's Whopper.
Two please
With cheese and some twister fires, svp

Please watch where you eat...

Less than 3 weeks ago, I went to KFC and ordered a 3-piece original recipe chicken & biscuit dinner. I noticed it had a stale/sour taste, but I kept eating it anyway because I was hungry. Directly after eating it, 45 minutes later I had this uncontrollable white horsespit salivating from my mouth. I was spitting incessantly. I didn't equate it to the chicken just yet so I went to sleep. I woke up an hour and 30 mins. later with a terrible headache and stomachache. I ran to the bathroom and I started vomitting. I realized by that time it was from the chicken I ate.

It gets worse...

I had a plane to catch on the same day. My mom was driving me to the airport and then as soon as I got to the airport I vomitted near the skycap because of the motion of the car. I checked-into my plane and as soon as it started moving I vomitted again. It was dead silent on the plane and everybody was just looking at me like I was crazy. People passed over about 6 or 7 motion sickness bags to me. During the course of the 5 hour flight from L.A. to Detroit, I vomitted 7 times. When I reached DTW, I went to a restroom and vomitted again! This time, the chicken was no longer in my body and my stomach was completely cleared out (I was vomitting bile -- the black liquid lining around my stomach). I thought that would be the last time I threw up. I arrived back to my apartment and I drank some water. I threw the water up!

I found out that the poultry I consumed from was improperly cooked and had traces of samonella bacteria. I had SAMONELLA FOOD POISIONING from eating KFC chicken! I reported that KFC restaurant to the L.A. County Department of Health, I called the KFC general offices and reported it. I even talked to the manager of the local KFC and I told them, "how do you perform on health inspections?" He said, "Our restaurant gets all 'A''s" (in Los Angeles, restaurants are graded by letter grades "A" means you have a clean restaurant, if you receive less than a "C" you have to close). I told him my samonella food poisoning and vomitting story and he then had the audacity to say "I'm so sorry...um, can we give you a discount, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE CHICKEN?" I was like, "HELL NO!"

And there you have it folks. That was the last time I ate at KFC. And it happened this year for god's sake! The taste of original recipe chicken reminds me of vomit and bile. I now cook my own food on a regular basis and shy away from fast food restaurants.

y'all need to come to chicago and try out harold's chicken shack. mmm...that is some got-damn good fried chicken. even comes with some wonder bread to soak up all those juices! but only go to the one at hyde park, near u of c...the rest just don't have it like that!