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dentists and dentristy i mean what kind of person dedicates their life to sitting in tiny rooms with strangers, poking about in someone else's saliva and plaque with teeny little power tools? is it me or is this just plain weird?
i do appreciate dentists and their contribution to society, but what if they are secretly aliens who are collecting human DNA samples? anyone else ever wonder that? | |
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XxAxX said: i mean what kind of person dedicates their life to sitting in tiny rooms with strangers, poking about in someone else's saliva and plaque with teeny little power tools? is it me or is this just plain weird?
i do appreciate dentists and their contribution to society, but what if they are secretly aliens who are collecting human DNA samples? anyone else ever wonder that? Thanks a helluva bunch XxAxX ... that's exactly what I need to be thinking about when I have my smear test next week (not!) ... cos if dentists are collecting DNA, what are gynaecologists doing?  | |
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i think it's the gas  | |
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IAmTheTouch said: i think it's the gas
hmmm. you might be right! the worst part is when they give you a shot of something. . . . because if they ARE aliens then perhaps the injection contains some kind of recombinant DNA that turns us into an alien slave race. ok i'm off. wish me luck :teeth: | |
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Raspberry said: ... cos if dentists are collecting DNA, what are gynaecologists doing? [/quote]
Collecting you're ofsprings DNA ofcourse ! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Raspberry said: XxAxX said: i mean what kind of person dedicates their life to sitting in tiny rooms with strangers, poking about in someone else's saliva and plaque with teeny little power tools? is it me or is this just plain weird?
i do appreciate dentists and their contribution to society, but what if they are secretly aliens who are collecting human DNA samples? anyone else ever wonder that? Thanks a helluva bunch XxAxX ... that's exactly what I need to be thinking about when I have my smear test next week (not!) ... cos if dentists are collecting DNA, what are gynaecologists doing? 
I've wondered the same thing...I can understand the women gynos wanting to learn about their bodies and help other women...but the men? It's a little strange. | |
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Fhunkin said: Raspberry said: ... cos if dentists are collecting DNA, what are gynaecologists doing?
Collecting you're ofsprings DNA ofcourse ![/quote] Maybe that's why I haven't had babies! ... the aliens have taken them!  | |
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Raspberry said: ... cos if dentists are collecting DNA, what are gynaecologists doing?
MAking sure to identify any precancerous cells in your cervical mucus so to intervene and prevent you from developing cancer
Oh and taking your DNA to encode into a massive human genome databank to establish links between women and aliens. XxAxX, is right, the dentists are responsible for the males. Very True! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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applekisses said: Raspberry said: XxAxX said: i mean what kind of person dedicates their life to sitting in tiny rooms with strangers, poking about in someone else's saliva and plaque with teeny little power tools? is it me or is this just plain weird?
i do appreciate dentists and their contribution to society, but what if they are secretly aliens who are collecting human DNA samples? anyone else ever wonder that? Thanks a helluva bunch XxAxX ... that's exactly what I need to be thinking about when I have my smear test next week (not!) ... cos if dentists are collecting DNA, what are gynaecologists doing?
I've wondered the same thing...I can understand the women gynos wanting to learn about their bodies and help other women...but the men? It's a little strange. oh but girl!!! ... I had the SEXIEST gyno in the world the time before last ... and when he looked up and said "hmmm nice cervix" I just swooned | |
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did anyone else think "dentists and dentistry" sounded like a jane austin title?
 Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: did anyone else think "dentists and dentistry" sounded like a jane austin title?
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applekisses said: cborgman said: did anyone else think "dentists and dentistry" sounded like a jane austin title?
good, i'm not the only one then Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I'm going to the Dentists in 1 hour!  |
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Marrk said: I'm going to the Dentists in 1 hour!
Keep a tight hold on yer cervix! Mark my words! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Marrk said: I'm going to the Dentists in 1 hour!
Keep a tight hold on yer cervix! Mark my words! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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they scare me | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Marrk said: I'm going to the Dentists in 1 hour!
Keep a tight hold on yer cervix! Mark my words! |
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TweetyBird said: they scare me
Me too. setting off now.wish me luck!  |
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Marrk said: TweetyBird said: they scare me
Me too. setting off now.wish me luck! LUCK! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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i mean what kind of person dedicates their life to sitting in tiny rooms with strangers, poking about in someone else's saliva and plaque with teeny little power tools? is it me or is this just plain weird?
I believe - if i am not mistaken - that dentists have the highest rate of suicide ... among professionals ... true fact - that i heard years ago - when i was studying to be a dentist ... and then ran onto another profession ... | |
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dagodfather said: i mean what kind of person dedicates their life to sitting in tiny rooms with strangers, poking about in someone else's saliva and plaque with teeny little power tools? is it me or is this just plain weird?
I believe - if i am not mistaken - that dentists have the highest rate of suicide ... among professionals ... true fact - that i heard years ago - when i was studying to be a dentist ... and then ran onto another profession ...  really?
i had no idea... the secret life of dentists, i guess. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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i had no idea... the secret life of dentists, i guess.
I think it has to do with - think about it ... MOST people hate to go to the dentist ... you cant really "chat with them " ... usually ... they ask u a question ... and your mouth is open with their hand and other devices in it ... and lastly ... altho their are alot of "cruddy mouths" ... for the most part ... the day is the same routine ... whats the most exciting thing that can happen ... "johnny has a cavity" ...!!!??? | |
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What a waste of time that was! 
£16.95 that cost me!!! all he did was have a quick look and check my mouth for lumps and bumps. No problems at all, i guess i should be relieved, but i feel shortchanged if the drill doesn't whirr into action! |
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dagodfather said: i had no idea... the secret life of dentists, i guess.
I think it has to do with - think about it ... MOST people hate to go to the dentist ... you cant really "chat with them " ... usually ... they ask u a question ... and your mouth is open with their hand and other devices in it ... and lastly ... altho their are alot of "cruddy mouths" ... for the most part ... the day is the same routine ... whats the most exciting thing that can happen ... "johnny has a cavity" ...!!!??? i did NOT know that. i hope my dentist doesn't feel bad because he does an excellent job. really, the experience was actually quick and easy. it's just. . . . well...hopefully he didn't implant a microchip in there | |
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Funny thread.. | |
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Raspberry said: applekisses said: Raspberry said: XxAxX said: i mean what kind of person dedicates their life to sitting in tiny rooms with strangers, poking about in someone else's saliva and plaque with teeny little power tools? is it me or is this just plain weird?
i do appreciate dentists and their contribution to society, but what if they are secretly aliens who are collecting human DNA samples? anyone else ever wonder that? Thanks a helluva bunch XxAxX ... that's exactly what I need to be thinking about when I have my smear test next week (not!) ... cos if dentists are collecting DNA, what are gynaecologists doing?
I've wondered the same thing...I can understand the women gynos wanting to learn about their bodies and help other women...but the men? It's a little strange. oh but girl!!! ... I had the SEXIEST gyno in the world the time before last ... and when he looked up and said "hmmm nice cervix" I just swooned "nice cervix" !! | |
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