Let's see you act superficial for a change. You always seem to post these profound and witty sayings, but what about something silly or something outside of yourself? I could use a laugh right now.

Well, I'm waiting...

I appreciate the thread NWF, but nothing's funny when it's either trying to be or has been built up in this way.
If I say something off-topic or psudeo-surreal along the lines of 'I like pizza' or 'Is there a tuck shop here?' it would come across as deriative or, at worst, uncharacteristic of my witty and profound org persona.