Tomorrownight I'm 90% likely to bump into someone I saw
last week at my fav club.

Actually, it's not really a club, more of a bar to get
together before we all go off to the real club.

Anyway, last week I was just talking to my friends, when
in walks..well, the utmost sexyness on 2 legs



Fcuz I didn't have the guts to go over there and talk
but just spent the entire time thinking of what the hell
I could go over there and say...

Then everyone put on their jackets and were like "Come
on, time to go to the club".

Before I knew it we were out in the street and I cursed
myself once again.

So, what in the dickens can I use for an openingline
without making myself look like a complete ass??

Brace yourself honey .

Hi

Milty said:

interesting. give me more of that...

Shows yer baps.

"Have you ever Googled?"

erm...hi...i saw you last week and it took me a week to pluck up courage to ask if i could buy you a drink.

i'd like that...its sweet and honest
none of the 2how do you like you eggs cooked in the morning" business

msserendipity said:

I like that it, it's cute and honest. It allows you to flatter the guy, without being overly cheesy or cliche.

2the9s said:

Say baby, have you ever googled for a pair of crystalites

Its nice to see you again

msserendipity said:

I like that. I like that a lot!



I would be flattered myself lol

rdhull said:

I like that too. Hmm, if we go on like this I'm gonna
have to introduce myself thrice.

IstenSzek said:

you're welcome hon.
i like it when people are honest and sweet. Even if you are not interested you can be nice to them and not feel so bad. I believe when you meet people its all about "moments" ...no matter how short...there is no reason to be nasty/cliche/cheesy. Just nice



damn i'm an old romantic really

msserendipity said:

Don't worry, me too, so I know where you're coming from.

I wouldn't want to crash in there with some "clever" or
"smart" line and be anything else but myself.

For now, I'm gonna stick to a combination of Rdhull's &
your comments.

If I don't wet myself before that, I'll just say


"Hey, nice to see you here again. Uhm, listen I just
noticed you sitting at the bar last week and well,
don't laugh, but it's taken me a week to pluck up the
courage to come and ask you if you'd care to have a
drink"


whadda ya say, you sexy bitch?!

IstenSzek said:

well you just let us know how it goes. and please don't wet yourself..not a good start. and you gotta make sure the music is not too loud or she'll only see your mouth move and feel obliged to nod anyway.

msserendipity said:

I'll deliver an in depth report sundaymorning

Just tap the person on the shoulder and say 'Fuck me, I've got the most amazing erection and it's all because you've walked into the room!'

It'll work a treat

Haystack said:

Perhaps I could just take a tape and lip-sync to

ROCKHARD IN A FUNKY PLACE,

I think that might be more subtle

Haystack said:

yep that'll work too.

how yu doin haystack??

hi im from bendover michigan

or


lets measure the space difference between

our nose to chin

Good luck IsTenszek!

But, um, leave out..."whaddya say you sexy bitch?"

not good.

:crazy-ass spelling of istenszek edit. What is that, yugoslav?:
[This message was edited Fri Jan 2 12:45:44 PST 2004 by Revolution]

Revolution said:

Well, yes, fcuz I will leave that bit out

That was my Austin Powers alter-ego popping up

IstenSzek is indeed slavic.

Do u beleive in love at first sight or should I walk by
again

msserendipity said:

I'm doing fine, thankyouverymuchforaskin'

Tell her she's the most beautiful gal in the room
It won't necessarily work, n she'll probably think you're trippin, but at the very least, it will put a smile on her face which is a very good thing (in oppose to a slap on YOUR face hehehe)

Haystack said:

u're welcome

Just walk up 2 her and say "Hey Tonya, how are you doing, I haven't seen you in a while" Then she'll say "My name is not tonya" then you be like "Oh my bad, you like this girl I once knew named tonya, I was so in love with her, because she was very beautiful indeed" When she leaves call her tonya one more time in a joking way and see if she don't smile


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[This message was edited Sat Jan 3 0:56:33 PST 2004 by DigitalLisa]

If a guy told me, that it took him a week to think of buying me a drink, I'd think he is a shy loser (no offense).

Just start a smalltalk by saying: I saw you here last week. Do you come here regularly? Then if she gives you a yes or no answer, tell her you like her hairstyle or top or jewelry or something. If you compliment her, she'll like that and will want to continue the conversation with you. Good luck and tell us, how it went.

IstenSzek said:

ask if they've ever visited the org.

"One day a huge meteor floated into a huge spoon."

That should work.