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Thread started 12/26/03 11:18am

PEJ

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sperm count

Is it important to get the facts on your impotency...





anybody ever visit a sperm bank? do they really exist? Therapy? anyone?










are you a fertiley mertyl?





or a sterile daryl













To Sir, with Love
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Reply #1 posted 12/26/03 11:20am

Cloudbuster

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sperm
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Reply #2 posted 12/26/03 11:23am

AlfofMelmak

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Every sperm is sacred
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #3 posted 12/26/03 11:24am

Cloudbuster

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AlfofMelmak said:

Every sperm is sacred


Tune!
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Reply #4 posted 12/26/03 11:24am

AlfofMelmak

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Monty !
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #5 posted 12/26/03 11:27am

Cloudbuster

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Python!
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Reply #6 posted 12/26/03 11:27am

AlfofMelmak

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pythons excerpt:

[pre:1:493966fdac]
MAN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.[/pre:1:493966fdac]
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #7 posted 12/26/03 12:04pm

daned

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I was a donor. It was just at a nearby hospital.
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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Reply #8 posted 12/26/03 2:39pm

Number32

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daned said:

I was a donor. It was just at a nearby hospital.

Did they let you keep the remainder of your sample?
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie
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Reply #9 posted 01/04/04 8:56am

SONofaBUSCUITe
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Number32 said:

daned said:

I was a donor. It was just at a nearby hospital.

Did they let you keep the remainder of your sample?

evillol
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I don't see nuttin wrong wida lil Shuck & Jive* superman sperm
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