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After a portable teleporter what would be the absolutely best thing you could ever have At the moment I require the survices of a small elf to do my Christmas shopping.
Apart from that, remote control curtains  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Men on tap  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Men on tap
Would you need a special glass to colect them in or would they just come out of the tap and be ready for action? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: REDFEATHERS said: Men on tap
Would you need a special glass to colect them in or would they just come out of the tap and be ready for action? I dunno how it works  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: PREDOMINANT said: REDFEATHERS said: Men on tap
Would you need a special glass to colect them in or would they just come out of the tap and be ready for action? I dunno how it works How y'gonna know what to do? The tap will arrive in a package from postie, you can get plumber to fit it but what if you turn it on and a lifetime supply of totty gets spilled all over the floor. You haven't thought this through have you? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: REDFEATHERS said: PREDOMINANT said: REDFEATHERS said: Men on tap
Would you need a special glass to colect them in or would they just come out of the tap and be ready for action? I dunno how it works How y'gonna know what to do? The tap will arrive in a package from postie, you can get plumber to fit it but what if you turn it on and a lifetime supply of totty gets spilled all over the floor. You haven't thought this through have you?  NO! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: PREDOMINANT said: REDFEATHERS said: PREDOMINANT said: REDFEATHERS said: Men on tap
Would you need a special glass to colect them in or would they just come out of the tap and be ready for action? I dunno how it works How y'gonna know what to do? The tap will arrive in a package from postie, you can get plumber to fit it but what if you turn it on and a lifetime supply of totty gets spilled all over the floor. You haven't thought this through have you? NO! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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 Disposible teleporters with which I could send undesirables off to hyperspace might be nice.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: Disposible teleporters with which I could send undesirables off to hyperspace might be nice. I'd buy one! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Lammastide said: Disposible teleporters with which I could send undesirables off to hyperspace might be nice.I am still waiting for my portable teleporter to take to the pub. The one I have plugged in at home is so cumbersome. I think you will be waiting a long time for the disposable model. But nice idea - if a little vindictive! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: At the moment I require the survices of a small elf to do my Christmas shopping.
Apart from that, remote control curtains just the teleporter...the other thing afterwards  | |
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the toilet. My Mother still has to take me. Did you spill my prescription? | |
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BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? | |
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Christopher said: BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? pfnarf! pfnarf! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? pfnarf! pfnarf! omg what sound is that?!  | |
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Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? pfnarf! pfnarf! omg what sound is that?! your butt  !Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? pfnarf! pfnarf! omg what sound is that?! Like 'snarf'..the sound made by Snarf in The Thundercats. | |
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INSATIABLE said: Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? pfnarf! pfnarf! omg what sound is that?! your butt ! | |
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i already have the best thing i ever could 
. [This message was edited Tue Dec 16 15:12:48 PST 2003 by AaronAlmighty] "oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK" | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? pfnarf! pfnarf! omg what sound is that?! Like 'snarf'..the sound made by Snarf in The Thundercats. ohhh | |
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INSATIABLE said: Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? pfnarf! pfnarf! omg what sound is that?! your butt  ! :coy: | |
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Christopher said: INSATIABLE said: Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: BigGuns said: the toilet. My Mother still has to take me.
even tho your gun is em...big now? pfnarf! pfnarf! omg what sound is that?! your butt ! :coy: Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: :steak: | |
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A portable teleporter would be an absolute horror. My mother could visit me anytime she wanted.
ANYTIME. SHE. WANTED. I like slow, not-entirely-dependable ground transport, thank you very much. | |
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