I love this show...

I'm not ashamed to say that I stayed at home on Saturday nights in the 80's to watch this show...

The writing on this show is the best I've ever seen...I love all 4 of the 'Girls'...

DOROTHY: Her comic timing was classic, plus sarcasm was her thing and she did it very well!

SOPHIA: She was judgemental but funny as hell..and like her daughter Dorothy...her timing was amazing!

BLANCHE: Aside from her perfect name...she gave 'Southern Comfort' a new meaning and could pass as 'Sex & The City's' Samantha's surrogate mother!

ROSE: Lovable, dumbwitted Rose! Her St. Olaf stories were hyserical and she was so great...you could think anything of her but hate her.

Classic GG line:

ROSE: There's a man in our lawn!

BLANCHE: Get the net!

I love the show. I watch it almost everyday.
I remember one St. Olaf story where Rose was saying that there was a fire in the library and [someone] saved all the books.
Blanche:(I think) How did she do that?
Rose: She took two books under her right arm and one under her left and ran like the dickens
Blanche Your library only has three books? What happens when someone's read them all
Rose: We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

In one episode Rose couldn't get a date and Blanche told her to advertise
Rose: I couldn't possibly dress like u, Blanche, Besides I have to wear underwear not all my woolen skirts are lined.

i am a big fan.

i have several episodes on video and me and my guy watch it sometimes when we get to bed.

we know all the lines too.

Y'all must be .

I did love it, and used to watch it with my Mum and little sister on a Friday night together in the 80's.

I wish I could watch it again, it was great humour.

thank you for being my friend

shausler said:

Travel down the road and back again,

Your heart is true,

you're a pal and a confidant

DOROTHY:



SOPHIA:


BLANCHE:


ROSE:


Rose: Sophia what are you doing?

Sophia: What does it look like I'm doing I'm cleaning out my purse.

Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?

Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.

***

Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to relax in a hot, steamy bath with the water high enough to cover my perky bosoms...

Sophia: You're gonna lay in an inch of water!??

***

Rose: I'll have to go on the St. Olaf "I can't believe this is cheese" diet.

Dorothy: Oh, and what is that, Rose?

Rose: You eat nothing but rice!

***

Blanche(talking about an excuse for Miles to Rose): Well, just tell him you have a lot of work at home.

Rose: But I don't want to lie!

Blanche: OK then, we'll make you clean out the garage later.

Rose: Oh thanks, I owe you big for this one!

***

Dorothy: I just thought pop didnt like me. like he didnt love me.

Sophia: he loved you, in fact he said "Anyone would want a daughter like this"...of course he was saying it to the gypsies.

Dorothy: Do you have any idea how much that hurts me when you say things like that?

Sophia: No, when i'm dead, drop me a note.

***

(Sophia walks in the kitchen wearing very dark sunglasses.)

Dorothy: Ladies and gentlemen, Roy Orbison. Ma, I know you can't see out of those!

Sophia: Are you kidding? I can see just fine. (Motions to Blanche.) Who's the black guy?

***

Rose: [to Blanche] Once I read your diary

Blanche: You WHAT?

Rose: Well you left it open on the kitchen table. I was 20 pages in before I realized it wasn't a Sidney Sheldon novel!


***

Blanche: I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a Baptist minister's wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.

***

Dorothy: Ma, where have you been?

Sophia: I always believe that when you're in a hospital, you should go around and cheer the other patients up.

Dorothy: Ma, that's so nice.

Sophia: Yeah, so I went upstairs to Geriatrics and sang "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better".


***

Dorothy: How long did you wait to have sex after George died?

Sophia: Till the paramedics came

***

Sophia: Dorothy have you seen my teeth?

Dorothy: There in your mouth Ma.

Sophia: I know that. Don't they look good today. I ran them through the dishwasher


***

Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?

Dorothy: Like no one else.

***

Rose: Hi, Blanche.

Blanche: Must you always be so cheerful you empty headed Mary Poppins knockoff.

***

Blance: Come on, Rose.

Rose: But what about [I Love] Lucy?

Blance: We'll watch it on the portable in the kitchen.

Rose: But that set's black and white.


***

Rose: Do the minks really have to be killed?

Sophia: No, Rose, many women like wearing coats that urinate

yup, it's my favorite show!

Golden Girls MANIA on Prince.org! Who knew! I love it...keep the lines comin!

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Dorothy: I once dated a younger man.

Rose: Dorothy? YOU dated a younger man??

Dorothy: Yes Rose, of course that was before I had the hump on my back.

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Rose: Where could Blanche be this morning? She's not here and her beds made.

Sophia: (looking out window) Oh wait, here comes our walking mattress now, this must be true love, the guy (dropping Blanche off) has slowed down to 5 miles an hour.

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Dorothy: I can't believe Blanche is dating a man so long in the tooth.

Rose: I thought his teeth were fine, what I can't believe is how old he is!

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Dorothy: You know when you eat something fattening, it takes a couple of days for it to show.

Rose: Where does the fat go in the meantime?

Dorothy: To Connecticut...how the hell should I know?!

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Dorothy: We should put a 'welcome' mat at the front door

Rose: Why dont we just use the one at the foot of Blanche's bed?

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Dorothy: (to priest) I promise I'll say 100 Hail Mary's a day until Madonna has a hit movie

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Dorothy: I look like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer!

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Rose: If the Hebrews could build the pyramid, then we could move this toilet!

Dorothy: Fine Rose, get us 20,000 Hebrews and we'll have the toilet out of here in no time

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REDFEATHERS said:

"...and if you threw a party, invited everyone you kneeeww..you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say 'Thank you for being a friend"


[This message was edited Sat Dec 13 11:23:45 PST 2003 by VANITYSprisonBYTCH]
[This message was edited Sat Dec 13 11:24:24 PST 2003 by VANITYSprisonBYTCH]

Who the fuck are they?

VANITYSprisonBYTCH said:

Great show.
I love the theme song,too.

"Picture it...Scicily...1914..a man and a donkey and a
pastrami sandwich".

I Blanche

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

You are Blanche in 30 years time.

althom said:

Yea so whats your point

The Golden Girls is one of my favorite shows of all time.I watch it 4 times a day, everyday I'll never stop watching it until Lifetime stops showing it.
[This message was edited Sun Dec 14 19:38:16 PST 2003 by WhenDovesCry2003]

I love the Golden Girls.

My friends were calling me Samantha (as in Sex & the City) for a while 'til I told them it was getting old... so they switched it up to Blanche. Riiight. I just take it as a compliment.

I loved this show. I like Emptynest too

althom said:

:LOL:

Fun Fact;

A few months back there was a play, I think in NY.

It featured four guys in drag playing the Golden Girls.

It got great reviews.

VANITYSprisonBYTCH said:

I was waiting for someone to join in..

Some mo lines...

BLANCHE: You know the size of a man's shoe can tell you what the size of his other organ is!

ROSE: What does that mean??

DOROTHY: He has a BIG, FLOPPY, pancreas Rose!
___

ROSE: It's rainy outside lets find something to do!

BLANCHE: I know, lets rent an adult film, drink momosas and French kiss the pillows!

DOROTHY: I dont think so Blanche!
___

Blanche: ...I'll search far and wide and know that someday my prince will come
Dorothy: What do u suppose she means by that
Sophia: I wasn't listening but I think she's going to sleep w/ that little black guy Prince
[This message was edited Tue Dec 16 10:16:41 PST 2003 by LaCoyta]

I used 2 think Bea Arthur was a man. Although it might have been my Dad who told me that.



Is she really a man?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I used to think the same thing! It's funny that in the show they would tease her as being the 'Man of the House'.
___

Rose: Before we went to bed we had a long conversation.

Blanche: The only kind of conversation I have in the bedroom is dirty conversation.

Dorothy: Blanche...there's more to conversation than 'Can I have a hanger for my pants please?"

___

Blanche: I remember the last time I was audited I actually got money back!

Sophia: Blanche..just beacause the auditor leaves two $20's on your nightstand..does not mean it's a tax return!
___

Man, those lay-ties were gangsta.

My favorite line was when Sophia threatened a guy with: "I'm a close personal friend of Phil Rizzuto." Classic.