It is 4.47am...I must get to bed by 5am...


Tell me a bedtime story...

Once upon a time, there was a small goblin called Dave.
One day, Dave decided to start a mail-order company, specialising in celebrity saliva.
Dave would ask various celebrities to spit into a small plastic package and then customers could buy the package for $2.99.

One day, Dave died, leaving his entire fortune to a group of evil goblins who specialised in breaking into people's houses and hiding under their beds until they were asleep.
Once the person was asleep, the goblins would peel them and roll them in salt until the people died from the agony of it all.

Those goblins are currently operating in your area, RED.

Sleep well.