To start the ball rolling on funds, I've managed to organise a few exciting 'adventures' which have been kindly donated by various organisations.
If any of them take your fancy, simply bid on how much you're willing to donate for whichever adventure you'd like to take part in.
To bid, post the keywords relating to the adventure and follow them up with your bid. Bidding closes at whatever time I manage to get onto the Org tomorrow.

Please note: O$ are Org Dollars and are about the equivalent of a US dollar. During the Org Virtual Telethon in aid of Orgers In Need, please use ONLY this currency. Thank you for your co-operation.

Right, here goes;

1. A scuba-diving expedition in the South Pacific with none other than our very own Cloudbuster.
You'll be flown to the island of Muff, in the South Pacific where Cloudy will greet you with a traditional Muff dance. Then, it's off on his personal yacht and out to sea where, at some point, you'll join him for an underwater odyssey.
Afterwards, back at his place, there'll be a champagne reception, where he'll give you a good seeing to, with the sexual experience of your choice.
Starting bid: O$450. Keywords: Cloudbuster Muff Diving

2. Join Dansa in Minneapolis as she brings you the Dirty Mind Guided Tour.
One lucky person is going to be flown to Minneapolis and will be met off the plane by our very own Handclapsfingasnapz.
After a champagne lunch, you'll be the guest of honour on her tandem bicycle as she takes you on a comprehensive tour of all the city's sleazy places of interest. You'll see the red-light district, you'll be taken to some of the finest lap-dancing bars and you'll shop in some of the finest adult shops in the area.
And if that's not enough, in the evening, you'll be taken to the world's biggest Karaoke bar where Dansa will serenade you with her renditions of all of Prince's pre-Purple Rain songs.
Starting bid: O$250. Keywords: Dansa Lap Dancing

3. How many of you have dreamed of meeting REDFEATHERS? Well, get yo groove on because the lucky bidder on this little 'adventure' will get to do just that - with a twist!!!
Our very own RED is going bungee jumping in Prague and you will be jumping with her!
Hope you've got a head for heights because you'll be going down in style, racing towards the water below at breakneck speed, before springing back up towards the sky once more - strapped to REDFEATHERS at all times!!!
After the jump, there'll be a champagne reception, followed by a visit to the Prague Museum of Shoes where RED's exhibiting some of her finest pairs.
Starting bid: O$300. Keywords: REDFEATHERS Going Down

4. Christopher's body need YOU... To tattoo it.
Yes, for quite some time now Christopher's been wanting to have his entire body covered with tattoos and, for the sake of Orgers In Need, he's going to allow the highest bidder to have free reign on his body, tattooing whatever they please on his body.
You could draw pretty pictures, write offensive words, or simply colour him in in one solid colour of your choice.
Then, once you've finished with your sadistic treat, there'll be a champagne reception at the local chemists where Christopher will buy you a lifetime's supply of condoms.
Starting bid: O$500. Keywords: Christopher's Free Body

5. CAMILLE4U, Everest and Lingerie. What have those three things got in common? Well, nothing as yet. But come next Easter, you could be climbing Mt. Everest with CAMILLE4U wearing nothing but lingerie.
Yes, this adventure will take you to the Roof of the World in the most stylish, sexiest lingerie imaginable. You'll be given three weeks supply of lingerie for the two of you and then you'll be ready to go and experience the magic of Everest.
At the peak, there'll be a champagne reception and there'll be a photo opportunity with none other than Jill Jones of Purple Rain/Graffiti Bridge/Mia Bocca fame.
Starting bid: O$360. Keywords: CAMILLE4U Wearing Lingerie

6. Prepare for an insight into the most amazing website in the World - the Org.
The lucky bidder will be whisked into their computers to experience a TRON style tour of the Org accompanied by our very own Ben. You'll see how the forums are put together, how the Mods control other Orgers minds via the internet and you'll be able to see thousands of Orgers faces staring blankly into the screen, neglecting their bodily needs.
There'll be a champagne reception in the Love, Sex and Relationships forum after the tour and then you'll be taken back to the real World and be able to start a thread telling us all about your adventures.
Starting bid: O$700. Keywords: Ben Needs Sex

So there we are. Six amazing adventures, all available to the highest bidder. So come on, get your virtual money out and start bidding and let's see who's going to find themselves a part of these incredible, once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

whatchoo talkin bout willis

shausler said:

Before you die, you see Haystack's ring.

Ben Needs Sex

oh my. need to decide how best to spend my O$ -- there's some lucrative shit in that there list!!! Hmmm...

Haystack said:

omg haystack, i really do live right by the red-light district here downtown! and yes folks, i shall take ya'll to all the finest skrip (that's right, i said skrip, not strip) joints downtown minni has to offer: showgirls, rick's cabaret, deja vu (s'fucked up, there's a strip joint with my name up here ), skyway show lounge, augie's--and for you sophisticated fellas, schiek's (it's like a "gentlemen's club" and super fancy-schmancy, from what i know). after that we'll all head over to sexworld (there be adult content behind that link!) and lickety split...and for you cheap bastids, there's always the wabasha bookstore up the street on hennepin.

if you win the bid be sure to bring a valid i.d. and lotsa money, especially if you're gonna be spendin a lotta time at sexworld upstairs in the viewing booths.

good luck!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i'll definitely be bidding!!! is Rick's the big gay place right in that area?

madartista said:

i dunno about rick's cabaret, i think it's pretty much a hetero affair over that way...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

there was a big gay place not far from First Ave -- the Gay 90's? Something like that? hmm... But no worries -- we're gonna have fun anyway!!! Dansa Lap Dance!!!

so do we have to wait until tomorrow to start bidding?

madartista said:

oh yeah, the gay '90s!!! we could all go there and dance friday night!!! i haven't been over there in a while, tho'...

madartista said:

No no. The bidding starts now!

We just need a good total to start tomorrow off with a bang!

Haystack said:

OH MY!!! Right here on this thread???

I'll bid $4.25 to tattoo "kiss my grits" on Christopher's left calf.

Cloudbuster Muff Diving 0$450

Dansa Lap Dancing O$300

madartista said:

dansa lap dancing : O$450

an i want ben needs... 4 O$300



lol

CAMILLE4U Wearing Lingerie: O$370.

This thread's about as popular as necrophilia.

Haystack said:

Necrophilia won 'Favourite Activity of the Year' in Hobbies magazine last month.

Cloudbuster said:

Ur so unfunny.

Is any currency allowed? If so can I pay in dong?

Cloudbuster said:

No.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

1. A scuba-diving expedition in the South Pacific with none other than our very own Cloudbuster.
You'll be flown to the island of Muff, in the South Pacific where Cloudy will greet you with a traditional Muff dance. Then, it's off on his personal yacht and out to sea where, at some point, you'll join him for an underwater odyssey.
Afterwards, back at his place, there'll be a champagne reception, where he'll give you a good seeing to, with the sexual experience of your choice.
Starting bid: O$450. Keywords: Cloudbuster Muff Diving


I'll be bidding on that

And I already get your body for free so I don't need to bid on you.

Cloudbuster said:

but what will you tattoo on it?

Christopher said:

Cloudbuster said:

at least buy me a drink frist!

Christopher said: